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Why In The Hell Is May 1010 Even On This Board?

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I started wondering this after seeing his last post about the next person to come out of the closet. Does this guy(I use that term loosely) even friggin work out. I've never seen him post anything about training, juice, nutrition, etc. In fact, I don't think he's ever posted anything that did not relate in some way to a penis. This is eliteFITNESS, not elitePENIS!

My guess is half of you will agree with me and the other half will flame me to death.
 
I think he adds humor and comedy. :) That is just my personal opinion. :)
 
plifter said:
I started wondering this after seeing his last post about the next person to come out of the closet. Does this guy(I use that term loosely) even friggin work out. I've never seen him post anything about training, juice, nutrition, etc. In fact, I don't think he's ever posted anything that did not relate in some way to a penis. This is eliteFITNESS, not elitePENIS!

My guess is half of you will agree with me and the other half will flame me to death.

Other than being gay, I think half the people on this board also do or don't do the same shit.

I laugh my ass off all the time from what these funny "Light in the Loafers" dudes say.

Don't like it? Take your ass over to MM
 
Most gays want to be around good looking guys who work out and diet. Most gays do not work out that i have known or had to work with. Any way that they feel they can be around or part of someone's life that they admire, lust after, is worth it to them. This is just my 2cents on why gays are on this board, and go to gyms anyway. Gays at my gym are easy to spot. They never really do anything, and sit around staring at the best bodies in there. That is my observation.
 
hahahaha .. we don't work out??? I think a greater percentage of us that workout than straight guys .. usually because skinnyness = sickness.

Take a look at our parties .. granted we're leaner than a pro bb, but we're not thin and lazy.


www.southernboyz.com
 
Hold on Johnny, I didn't say anything about other gays, just May. He only posts things that relate to cocks. Do all of my posts relate to vaginas? NO. Why is he so obsessed with cocks?
 
That is just how it is at my gym. Your mileage may vary. The gays I have worked with go to bars everynight after work, not the gym. I didn't say that was bad either, that is just my observation.
 
Actually people I like May. He is usually funny and he's so outrageous with his gayness its funny (for example, he wont hesitate to tell you about a disgusting, crazy story a la the bull69 story)

I have no problem with him.
 
That was not directed at you plifter, it's was directed at Jimsbbc ..

I agree, May's post are a little on the "shock value" side of things.
 
well im bi......and i know for a fact the gay world is totally based on looks, not that thats a bad thing, even homeley dudes can hook up with chicks if their mack is tight, but in the gay world? if your not buff or rich forget it, the gay world is actually a perferct eptimosation of the laws of nature, might is right!
 
DaWickedMoor said:
the gay world is actually a perferct eptimosation of the laws of nature, might is right!

The laws of nature......gay..ummmmmm could you explain a little. Perhaps it's the dick-in-ass thing combined with laws of nature that's throwing me off :)
 
Jimsbbc said:
Most gays do not work out that i have known. ....
Gays at my gym are easy to spot. They never really do anything, and sit around .....

That has got to be the most INACCURATE assesment of gay men I've ever heard!
If anything the gay community is exercise/fitness OBSESSED!
I would love it if I could show my face at a circuit party with a few extra pounds...
Just aint goin' to happen!
Which leads me to wonder whether the guys at your gym you think are gay really are?
I think you just looked around for the most effeminate or weak, scawney and assumed they're gay.
There are lots of effiminent straight men, lots of scrawney straight men, and lots of beefy macho gay guys.
Muscles are no indication of straightness.
 
I am going to try to say this without flaming you or offending anyone, but that is MY PERSONAL OBSERVATION. The gays I know just want to go to bars to try and hook up. That is why they are at gyms too, imo. I didn't say that was bad. At my gym there are not any (that I know of) gays that are serious body builders. In my gym I know almost everyone in there, and I think I know who is and who is not. I have never met a serious body builder who was gay. Butch or fairy
 
plifter said:
Hold on Johnny, I didn't say anything about other gays, just May. He only posts things that relate to cocks. Do all of my posts relate to vaginas? NO. Why is he so obsessed with cocks?

BAAA! All your posts relate to your naked body! Including your cock!
The question is, why the hell are you on this board?
 
This site has a general chat forum and a sex forum... You don´t need to be a bb to post in this foruns... Besides you can now choose to ignore May....
 
Stop it! You're hurting my feelings! Baaahhahaaaa :bawling:



I think it's time to take it up a notch.


Stay tuned: I'm thinking of posting the e-mail that Plifter sent me.:cool:
 
Momma, I only had two posts of my xrated pics. If you visit the anabolics board, you'll find plenty of my posts there. Also, there were several other people that posted pics of their cocks after I boldly took the first step. So, I'm not the only one with cock pictures. My point is that EVERY post from May relates to gay sex! There are never posts from him about fitness. I don't think he even works out. What initially attracted him to a site called EliteFitness when all he wants to talk about is bunghole banging? If you're gay and lift weights or play sports or something fitness related then you belong on this board. The kind of board May needs costs $19.95 per month and requires an adult verification code.
 
Varnsen, I would ignore him but he on every one of my threads he posts something penis related.
 
May is cool...and you're a small dicked bodybuilder wanna be. At least May1010 is funny!!! :cool:
 
May1010 = Here for entertainment purposes.

I don't know about your idea of gay men working out and still looking feminine, here at Lee Haneys, Mid City Fitness, and Main Event Fitness are pretty jacked. Of course, they all seem to have left there legs back at home, because while lean and ripped, their quads are about as big as their bicep. No calves.... etc.... What I really hate is (not necessarily directed at gay men - though kind of prevailant) I see dudes just standing around talking and taking about 2 hours to work out and their work out consists of something like this:

Upon entering the gym 3 set Hammer Strength Preacher Curls
20 minutes AB machine
8 sets triceps push downs
4 set of flat bench
3 sets of leg extensions
2 sets rear pulldowns -or- seated rows.

They have no clue how to workout, but they are JACKED like hell in the chest, bis and shoulder department. I look at them and think "If I had genetics like that....."

:D
 
I have to agree with jim on this point. I have seen gays at my gym and they don't do much at all. No muscles, no
hard work, that is what I have seen. They just look and if they think your one of them, they will flash there eyes
to let you know they like you. YUK!!!
 
Laserdude said:
They just look and if they think your one of them, they will flash there eyes
to let you know they like you. YUK!!!




Oh please. :privateey



p.s. If anyone cares, I work out 4-5 times/week.
 
Actually, I thought that in the early days, the only bodybuilders were gay guys. It kind of makes sense. I mean, damn, a body builders body is hyper masculinized, totally sexual.

WHat I don't understand is feminine gay guys. If you are gay then you are attracted to masculinity.

The straight thing throws me. Isn't it more masculine to be attracted to masculinity than being attracted to femininity (girls)?

i dunno, just kinda rambling.


;)
 
hmmm May is out htere and at times to vocal buts its how he is. They have an ignore button if someone offends you. i may read his posts from time to time but most of the time don't.

As for jim maybe where you are things are different but let me assure you in major cities there are bodies everywhere. when i go out folks stare as i am a SERIOUS COMPETITIVE BODYBUILDER who is also gay and not the norm but that said many have great bodies and many do go to the gym to admire folks who look like me and thats cool with me. when i work out i have more straight guys watch me and ask me questions than i do gay guys.
 
Buck, you say you like May? Why do you have that little cartoon on your post that says "pump iron, not your buddy"
 
You gotta admit May1010 is a riot.....Lets face it you post a pic of your erect 5" penis and you are gonna get ridiculed. There is a line on having "guts" as opposed to being just asking for trouble. Hell I'm pretty far above that but there's always a bigger one no way I'm posting mine.....I work with a gay guy and he could put Richard Pryor to shame. As far as all gay guys being in or out of shape. My gay coworker had a BIG old gut and he claims if you are skinny in the gay world they think you may have Aids.........he tells me people look at him and think he's healthy...........ROFL. Plus my wife is Bi and hangs out with some gay guys............hey they tell me I have a nice butt I just smile and tell them its a one way street.
 
:mad: Why are all the gay men so darn goodlooking? It is not fair. :(
 
What? Isn't Plifter the man of your dreams? Gosh! I'd think a dreamboat like him would make you wet.:D
 
I don't understand why gay men are always sluts. kind of sick to hear how they let anyone fuck them in the ass. To me if you are having sex with someone that you don't have emotions for then you might as well be wacking off. I know lots of guys would wax a hot chick wether they knew them or not (example, if Alyssa Milano walked in and wanted me to lay some pipe I would be all over it), but I have had more than my fair share of women in my day but I still think sex has to mean something before I am going to just give myself to that person. Not to mention HIV, herpes etc. :confused:
 
may is hilarious. this place wouldn't be the same without him.

mp5, gay men are not ALWAYS sluts...i myself have been with only 3 different men (i know may doesn't believe that), all of whom were special to me. i will agree they are sluttier than straight men in general, though.

i totally disagree with those who say gays don't work out...they're obsessed with the male body, and spend way too much energy on trying to make theirs look good 'cuz they know what THEY like and usually try to make their bodies look similar.
 
plifter said:
Buck, you say you like May? Why do you have that little cartoon on your post that says "pump iron, not your buddy"

cuz I like May's posts, now I'm gay...rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt
 
Oh, no, BBuck!!!! You could never be considered gay. Nuh uh...never. :) Mmmmmmm. ;)

I have to agree with MP5 about sex having to mean something. I don't take sex lightly, I need to know that I am not just another piece of ass for a guy before I will sleep with him. And I am too scared of STDs, HIV, Herpes. :(

I am surprised that so many people still jump into bed with just anyone. Aren't you guys scared?
 
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