Why doesn't santa have any children?

JoNeS · Dec 24, 2004

....because he only cums once a year!

*MissFit* · Dec 24, 2004

suks 2 be him

wootoom · Dec 24, 2004

he cant get it up

*MissFit* · Dec 24, 2004

Well have u seen mrs clause???

sigweed · Dec 25, 2004

maybe hes gay and mrs claus is just a cover

biteme · Dec 25, 2004

He does have children. Haven't you seen "Rudlolph the Red Nose Reindeer?"

Island Son · Dec 25, 2004

biteme said:
He does have children. Haven't you seen "Rudlolph the Red Nose Reindeer?"

He's got 3 kids, Mel Daryl and Roy. They're only 150 though, not ready to take over yet.

GoldenDelicious · Dec 25, 2004

fat people struggle with impotence and inferility

jaded · Dec 25, 2004

Patrick Steele · Dec 25, 2004

Because he is sterile from all the anabolics.