Why does my mom think Im retarded?

[Smurfy]

"Did you remember to change your clocks?"

wtf?

 

[LoneTree]

That's her job.

 

[jerseyart]

"Did you remember to change your clocks?"

wtf?

Sorry Smurf, I may have been the one to give her that impression

 

[wnt2bBeast]

ty smurfy

 

[PICK3]

Oh ... were we supposed to change our clocks today?

 

[Rex]

Because right now there is someone [my roommate] who didn't change his clock, and if it weren't for mothers, roommates, and the people at the cable company who changed the clock on the box, he would not be sure if he did change it or not.

 

[from zero]

Oh shit, we have to do that today?

 

[*MissFit*]

yah.. but it was kinda nic that no one else did.. the gym was completly empty

 

[HardHat87]

i live in one of the two states that dont change their clocks

 

[UA_Iron]

i live in one of the two states that dont change their clocks

same, AZ here

 

[jackangel]

forgetting that shit don't make you retarded, honey child.

all the other things, however...

retard.

 

[CFZB]

maybe she knows something you dont?

 

[Lestat]

everyone asks that shit, I've heard it 20 times already.

 

[SoKlueles]

well my dear SO seems to think im dumber than dirt sometimes
and yeah my mom does that to me too

 

[chewyxrage]

everyone asks that shit, I've heard it 20 times already.

if people didn't repeat the same bullshit over and over nobody would be talkin to each other

 

[BileStew]

Knowing Smurfy, she probably still hasn't changed her clocks.

You asscabana.

 

[Agathe]

My mom thinks I'm retarded. She also thinks I'm good looking and should be an actor. She also wants me to get married.

Who's retarded now?

 

[EnderJE]

You aren't retarded?

 

[Smurfy]

when we got to my uncle's bday party today, she asked me "did you remember the card"

Im 34 years old god dammit.

 

[jackangel]

i think this would do well as a series of threads, maybe once per
week, only for smurfy.

i.e., next week "why does my dad think i'm retarded?"

then

"why does my neighbor think i'm retarded?"

etc.

 

[Smurfy]

i think this would do well as a series of threads, maybe once per
week, only for smurfy.

i.e., next week "why does my dad think i'm retarded?"

then

"why does my neighbor think i'm retarded?"

etc.

youre outta here lover

 

[Agathe]

You aren't retarded?

no she is

was that even directed at me?