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Why does everyone talk about bikinimom's clit?

saint808

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I'm willing to bet that the people who make fun of it have nevr seen it... is there some sort of proof o the huge clit statements... seriously.
 
Why do people talk about Mt. Everest?
Why do people talk about the Empire State building?

Same reason.
 
Bullit said:
Why do people talk about Mt. Everest?
Why do people talk about the Empire State building?

Same reason.
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..why was William Perry such a celeb?
 
HG Pennypacker said:
Why do people talk about bullit's obstacles to intelligence?
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Its spelt 'obstickels'
 
Why is my dig so long and thick..its a heavy burden to carry.
 
WODIN said:
Why is my dig so long and thick..its a heavy burden to carry.
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A couple seconds to proof read would really help out your jokes there broly.
 
so essentially no one has any proof whatsoever of b-mom's naughty bits being enlarged... that's what i thought.
 
Bullit said:


A couple seconds to proof read would really help out your jokes there broly.
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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.

Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan.

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.
 
Say that it isn't so....

I thought EVERYONE KNEW... They all have proof.

Maybe I should just hurry up and lock, edit, or delete this thread before they all come forward with it.

You know, all that stuff about how I am a man and have a hyuge clit and fuzzy ass and how I am a cock-sucking gold-digging whore....

Please, my husband will need all the proof when he prints all this shit out to "use against me as evidence" in a court of law.... He is depending on you. You can't let him down now. You have all given him so much up till now.
 
saint808 said:
so essentially no one has any proof whatsoever of b-mom's naughty bits being enlarged... that's what i thought.
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No one has any proof that bullit's brain isn't sitting in a jar on his desk, either.

What's your point?
 
bikinimom said:


WRONG!

I have it in a jar ON MY DESK! So there!

Nah-nah-nah poo poo
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Darlin' I'll have to disagree with you! His parents had him lobotomized when he was two so he could spend the rest of his life working in a toll booth!
 
bikinimom said:


WRONG!

I have it in a jar ON MY DESK! So there!

Nah-nah-nah poo poo
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That must be a huge desk, and a huge jar since last time it was moved I had to use:

DRY.jpg
 
bullett said:
You Guys need to get a room!
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As long as its not the one that you and Pooject just used.
 
OH MY GOD!!!

You guys are too fucking funny!!!!

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!!!

Hey, I aspire to someday be able to work in a toll booth....

Tollbooth workers need some luvinz too.
 
bikinimom said:
OH MY GOD!!!

You guys are too fucking funny!!!!

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!!!

Hey, I aspire to someday be able to work in a toll booth....

Tollbooth workers need some luvinz too.
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Where did you get the toll booth bit from?
 
saint808 said:
ok... since i am seriously curious about this... i will be an impartial judge... b-mom please e-mail pics to [email protected]. I will make a fair and impartial judgement.
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Nice try Saint. LOL

But you will just have to ask all the guys who have been going on and on about that shit like as if THEY KNOW.

Or you could just go to my website where I have tons of pornographic pics of myself and I also sell cybersex there.

*bling* *bling* *bling*

There is nothing that I wouldn't do for a buck.
 
TheProject said:


I have a feeling you miss a lot on a daily basis there, sunshine.

After all, you're from Maryland.
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I don't get it and please spare me with the, "I bet you don't get a lot of things sunshine"
 
Ffactor said:


I don't get it and please spare me with the, "I bet you don't get a lot of things sunshine"
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IT WAS A JOKE.

Jeez.

The humor lies in its stupidity. Nevermind. I said if I had to explain it, it wasn't funny.
 
Ffactor said:


I don't get it and please spare me with the, "I bet you don't get a lot of things sunshine"
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Well a 'clit' is the little 'love button' on a womans vagina.
Oh.. and women dont have penis' they have vaginas.
 
HEhehehehehehehehee

You guys are REALLY KILLING ME!!!!

I asked the question about MD for reasons other than yall are thinkin'.

I am sitting here splitting my sides.... Ya'll have no idea.

Thanx....
 
bikinimom said:
HEhehehehehehehehee

You guys are REALLY KILLING ME!!!!

I asked the question about MD for reasons other than yall are thinkin'.

I am sitting here splitting my sides.... Ya'll have no idea.

Thanx....
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Why, what's going on in MD?
 
TheProject said:
I said if I had to explain it, it wasn't funny.
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Please explain all your 'jokes' broly.
 
"G" as in "G-string".... And in case you haven't heard apparently I have a HYUGE clit.

Sheesh! Didn't you fucking read the thread title?

Caramba
 
bikinimom said:
"G" as in "G-string".... And in case you haven't heard apparently I have a HYUGE clit.

Sheesh! Didn't you fucking read the thread title?

Caramba
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You sure don't look like you have a big clit. I bet it's more like a tiny dainty clit that just pops out to be sucked on when you pull back on the pubes! I picture you with just a hint of a landing strip!
 
Actually it is far more trimmed than that.... clean-shaven for "special occasions".

I was once told by a man of great kitty-licken experience (also happened to be a doc so he has seen kitty professionally as well LOL) that I had one of the prettiest kitties that he has ever seen.

How is THAT for a line? heheheheheheee
 
bikinimom said:
Actually it is far more trimmed than that.... clean-shaven for "special occasions".

I was once told by a man of great kitty-licken experience (also happened to be a doc so he has seen kitty professionally as well LOL) that I had one of the prettiest kitties that he has ever seen.

How is THAT for a line? heheheheheheee
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Clean shaven is far better, that way you have unobstructed view of everything. How does it taste? I'm thinking apple juice!!!
 
While I'm gone could you plase post on my poo thread!! I am competing with that bastard puc do see who can have the longer thread dedicated to poo!!
 
Ffactor said:
Is it even prettier than Jenna Jameson's kitty???
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I dont know about looks, but i would guess it is just as beat up. There, that is my negative contribution to this thread. And as far as your clit, i would imagine it would be enlarged do to your androgen intake. if not, then good for you. And you were the one who mentioned shaving your butt. It was way back in the day, so dont ask me to go digging up the post. I have to go Christmas shopping. Take care kids. And guys, Keep up the internet one liners on Bikini. Because hitting on chicks and talking about there private parts is classy, as well as cute. Fucking homos.
 
JohnyJuice said:


I dont know about looks, but i would guess it is just as beat up. There, that is my negative contribution to this thread. And as far as your clit, i would imagine it would be enlarged do to your androgen intake. if not, then good for you. And you were the one who mentioned shaving your butt. It was way back in the day, so dont ask me to go digging up the post. I have to go Christmas shopping. Take care kids. And guys, Keep up the internet one liners on Bikini. Because hitting on chicks and talking about there private parts is classy, as well as cute. Fucking homos.
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Actually we were having a one on one conversation so why don't you roll over and play dead, lugnut!
 
Ummmm, Johnny - all that was explained.

Too bad you missed it.

I DIDN'T POST THAT STUFF. Just ask a mod that you trust to check IP's.

And who are YOU to even try to define classy? Beating some tired old BS nonsense made up crap to death for no good reason against someone who has NEVER disrespected you.

Yea, you're qualified to make that call.
 
Ffactor said:


Actually we were having a one on one conversation so why don't you roll over and play dead, lugnut!
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O.k. I wouldnt want to interupt your internet jerk-off session. As you were.
 
Thanx Pauly... but Mr JohnnyJuice there seems to THINK that he knows.

I am still waiting for his explanation. I hope he types it real slow-like though because after all, I am such a dumbass. It might be hard for me to read that fast.
 
bikinimom said:
Thanx Pauly... but Mr JohnnyJuice there seems to THINK that he knows.

I am still waiting for his explanation. I hope he types it real slow-like though because after all, I am such a dumbass. It might be hard for me to read that fast.
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I A l r e a d y e x p l a i n e d . Y o u a r e a d u m b
b i t c h.
 
bikinimom said:
HEhehehehehehehehee

You guys are REALLY KILLING ME!!!!

I asked the question about MD for reasons other than yall are thinkin'.

I am sitting here splitting my sides.... Ya'll have no idea.

Thanx....
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Does that mean one in the ass and one in the butt?

Splitting the sides huh.......
 
I love women with a larger than normal...uhh..well..uhh...thingy...lol. I like muscular women too:)

You mean that you guys haven't seen the pics of her down there? I thought that everyone had seen them by now.

B True
 
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