Why do some people feel the need to get everyone around them drunk?

[Freak Show]

I have a buddy like this. He feels its his mission to get everyone shit-canned. What's the point of being the instigator?

 

[Golfer18--old]

I have a friend also like that. His name is Josh, he knows i dont smoke weed or do drugs but i hear shit like this:





(He will pass the blunt to me, even though i dont smoke it.)

"I got you a bean"

"You hit like a bitch) talking about alcohol"

"My fucking girlfriend can outdrink you"

When he passes the blunt to me its funny, he acts like its no big deal thinking im just gonna hit it. If you throw up because you have been hitting it "like a bitch" he tells you, "You got bitch in your blood, pussy"



He is the biggest instigator i have even ran into.

 

[danielson]

makes them feel better. if they are the only ones drinking they will feel awkward....also makes them feel a little self concious perhaps, or maybe they think its rude to be the only ones drinking

used to happen a lot when i was younger

 

[Freak Show]

makes them feel better. if they are the only ones drinking they will feel awkward....also makes them feel a little self concious perhaps, or maybe they think its rude to be the only ones drinking

used to happen a lot when i was younger

He even does it sober. It must come with the territory of being a bartender, I suppose. However, I've never knew any other barkeeps so hell-bent on gettin people canned. especially their good friends who they won't really make money off of.

 

[Raina]

Mostly I try to get people around me drunk because the more drunk they are, the easier it is for me to beat them if we decide to have a potato sack race.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Mostly I try to get people around me drunk because the more drunk they are, the easier it is for me to beat them if we decide to have a potato sack race.

Yeah right, you like cause its easier to get in their pants

 

[Raina]

I also explain to people that drinking will solve all their problems and if they drink enough, all their problems will just disappear like magic. And on top of their inability to do well in the sack race, I can also kick their asses if someone breaks out jacks. Like those drunk fucks can grab 3 jacks before the ball hits the ground. Suckers.

 

[Rex]

"To beer. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer Simpson

A kid on my hockey team got this girl plastered one night. He realized his parents were coming home soon so he kicked everyone out. Long story short. A few of my friends, and myself had to find this girl a place to stay so she didn't freeze. As to why the kid got her drunk in the first place, I don't know.

 

[toga22]

Hmmmm.....I have to admit that I sometimes do this.......No motive really,. But after I have drank a few glasses of the Captain, and my checkbook seems to appear to have a never-ending limit....I tend to start buying drinks. Kinda with the idea in mind that since I am having fun....so should everyone else. Plus my friends are really cheap bastards...and they would never turn something down that was free.

~toga

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I also explain to people that drinking will solve all their problems and if they drink enough, all their problems will just disappear like magic.

I do the same. I take it a step farther though, and strap them into a chair and force-feed them grain alcohol until they die.

And just as you explained, all their problems will have disappeared like magic.