Why did Santa never become a superhero

[HighIntensity]

Lazy fuck only worked one day a year...

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

If he worked that hard everyday he wouldn't be fat and jolly.

 

[HighIntensity]

Santa never was into working out

 

[PinK233]

He's fat...who the hell wants a fattie for a superhero....his big ass couldn't save you in time!

 

[HighIntensity]

now youv' killed it for me...i loved santa

 

[Roadblock]

I´d like to see him do some crunches

Give the guy an M60 and a shitload of ammobelts and a rocketlauncher on his back and lets see if it´s an improvement

 

[PinK233]

And the Easter Bunny has rabies...and the Tooth Fairy molests you in your sleep...

 

[HighIntensity]

the tooth fairy once touched me...im still damaged

 

[Roadblock]

I once touched myself in impure maneurs...

 

[PinK233]

I once touched myself in impure maneurs...

ohhhh you're going to hell

 

[Roadblock]

I bet it´s warmer there than it is at work

 

[Virtual Acid]

awww

the tooth fairy once touched me...im still damaged

There there .... It's okay now..

 

[WODIN]

I did the tooth fairy when I was 11 and signed her to a contract for three poro's ...it was the first shaved crotch porno in history...I have always been ahead of my time.