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Why can't Mexicans have barbecues?

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Because the beans keep slipping off the grill.

What do you say to a Mexican in a 3 piece suit? Will the defendent please rise.
 
biteme said:
Because the beans keep slipping off the grill.

What do you say to a Mexican in a 3 piece suit? Will the defendent please rise.


Wow, you really hate mexicans!!
 
BrothaBill said:
Wow, you really hate mexicans!!

LOL. I don't hate anyone. Just having fun.
 
biteme said:
LOL. I don't hate anyone. Just having fun.


I dont know if you remember but the first time I think we realized that we were talking directly to each other. You were making a mexican of the month thread after all of the other ethnic joke threads. And I said that to you and you told me off, it was hilarious back and forth of me screwing around til you realized I was fucking with you lol.
That was our introduction lol
 
BrothaBill said:
I dont know if you remember but the first time I think we realized that we were talking directly to each other. You were making a mexican of the month thread after all of the other ethnic joke threads. And I said that to you and you told me off, it was hilarious back and forth of me screwing around til you realized I was fucking with you lol.
That was our introduction lol

Dig it up!!! Haha.
 
HumorMe said:
I had Mexican food tonight. God it was good.

I love Mexican food. The Mexican waiter in our small town Mexican restaurant is gay. First gay mexican I've ever met. No wait, the second.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
SoreArms is bi

And I don't believe he owns a suit.
 
i want salsa so damn bad.. this thread just ruined my diet. Off to Tampico's tonight for chips and salsa.
 
A coworker just got back from a bussiness trip in Mexico City a few weeks ago.He said most of the women were patronizing him for sex.When he checked in to his hotel the woman who worked at the desk told him her shift ends soon and asked if he would like her to come up to his room.
He said it was like that almost everywhere he went.........even a waitress at the only nice restaurant in town asked him if he wanted sex.
 
Deterass said:
A coworker just got back from a bussiness trip in Mexico City a few weeks ago.He said most of the women were patronizing him for sex.When he checked in to his hotel the woman who worked at the desk told him her shift ends soon and asked if he would like her to come up to his room.
He said it was like that almost everywhere he went.........even a waitress at the only nice restaurant in town asked him if he wanted sex.

For free or for money?
 
LOL pick3 and stilleto those were great.


I hate Mexicans and I dont even need a joke to make it clear. Of course I have to live around a bunch of em so I see em for what they really are. Human trash.

Anyone who has had to live in a Mexican community figures out pretty quick taht if you dont lock everything down it gets stolen immediately, everything gets trashed, their neighborhoods look like war zones. Every other week one of em get shot by the cops.. and you come to find out he is usually illegal, a five time felon and in the act of another felony when he got shot.
 
A gay guy walks into a bar and sees a really buffed out mexican, so you know, hes kinda atracted to the guy. He sits on the stool next to him, gets a few drinks in himself, and decides to say somethin to this guy. He leans over and whispers, "Hey, you wanna blow job", the mexican gets real pissed off and starts beatin the shit out of him, takes him to the parking lot still completely mangaling him, takes him around back and just leaves him there for the dead, the mexican walks back in and sits down. The bar tender goes "wow, you're a regular here and i've never seen you get that pissed at anything before, like what did he say? what did he do?" the mexican replies in drunken words "i dunno, he said somethin about a job"
 
Why do Mexicans have those tiny little steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with their handcuffs on.


How do you starve a mexican?

hide his food stamps beneath his work shoes
 
Q:how do you find the population of mexico?

A: roll a quarter down the street

Q: how do you find the richest person in mexico?

A: find the guy who found the quarter.
 
stilleto said:
Whatta ya call a mexican with a rubber toe?





Roberto...


Heyyyy, that was my italian with rubber workboots on from my hurricane thread a few nights ago!!! Following the never getting over the loss of my little pony being flushed down the toilet
 
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