Why aren't starbursts bigger?

[slickdadd]

Does anything taste better than these? Whoa. I'm not talking the original kind either, which by all means kick shit too, but i'm talking about the newer differnet color bag kinds. In this case, green. I have in my past had a bag of starburst and gathered up all the red ones, opened them all, and then proceeded to stuff them all in my mouth and just sit back and chew a big gooey piece of olfactory heaven. I just want one big strawberry starburst, say the size of a calculator. Or a waffle. Is that too much to ask? If they already exist, please, someone tell me.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

This would have been a good question for my "Help me get to 500" thread.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I like to put them in the microwave

 

[slickdadd]

I like to put them in the microwave

You might be on to something. If i just gathered up enough starburst, and went through the afore mentioned gathering process, i could microwave a bunch of them, then let them cool, and eat the biggest starburst that little microwave could handle.

 

[fogg88]

You ever put one of those yellow marshmallow 'peeps' Easter candies in the microwave? Holy crap, they grow to like 8 times their original size.

 

[Bullit]

You ever put one of those yellow 'peeps' in the microwave?

Ok... you put peeps in the microwave?
Gross.
The only thing worse would be putting poops in there.

 

[slickdadd]

As well, maybe I could create molds to spicen up the huge starburst eating experiences. I could do the fruit flavors that the starburst portray. Penises for the after dark crowds. The bust of Steven Seagal. This is great!

 

[PoyeBoy]

Ok... you put peeps in the microwave?
Gross.
The only thing worse would be putting poops in there.

haha, you said poops

 

[slickdadd]

You ever put one of those yellow marshmallow 'peeps' Easter candies in the microwave? Holy crap, they grow to like 8 times their original size.

Mutant peeps! Do they retain their normal shape? If so, I have plans tonight.

 

[fogg88]

Ok... you put peeps in the microwave?
Gross.

I didn't do it to eat them. I had just heard that they blew-up real big, so I wanted to see for myself.

 

[fogg88]

Mutant peeps! Do they retain their normal shape? If so, I have plans tonight.

Unfortunately not... they get pretty round and bulgy.

 

[Bullit]

So its official.. you eat microwaved peeps.

Do you nuke poops too? Yes or yes?