Who would win in a fight?

[gettinlarger]

Is this the "post about every topic known to man" fight?

I think they'd tie. Those dudes are interesting characters.

 

[slickdadd]

DUSTY vs. curling.

I think DUSTY seems like the obvious choice, but curling might unlesh some of that irresistable mojo that entranced the girl at sunglass hut.

 

[the nature boy]

this is a debate for the ages. kinda like the often debated Data vs Whorf fight.

 

[Bullit]

Whorf would fucking annihilate Data

 

[Lumberg]

A mexican fighting cock, only without the razor blades tied to the feet, vs. a bowl of Jello.

Would adding the razor blades affect the outcome?

An oft debated scenario, impossible to simulate in real life though several computer simulations have been done with the cock coming out on top 66% of the time and the jello prevailing 30% of the time. The other 4% of the contests result in a draw.

 

[the nature boy]

A mexican fighting cock, only without the razor blades tied to the feet, vs. a bowl of Jello.

Would adding the razor blades affect the outcome?

An oft debated scenario, impossible to simulate in real life though several computer simulations have been done with the cock coming out on top 66% of the time and the jello prevailing 30% of the time. The other 4% of the contests result in a draw.

I can't wait to take this information with me tomorrow night. I'm going to more bitches than a guy who gets a lot of bitches. or something.

 

[Y_lifter]

Polar Bear vs Killer Whale

 

[Lumberg]

NB: FYI the universal quantifier is "motherfucker." Whenever you want to express a superlative of some sort you simply use "motherfucker."

In this case proper usage would be "I'm going to get more bitches than a motherfucker."


Carry on.

 

[Bullit]

a guy who gets a lot of bitches.

aka: Bullit

 

[beastboy]

Bitches = female dogs

 

[HANSEL]

Whorf would fucking annihilate Data

Data is a Machine! He'd crush worf! LOL

 

[the nature boy]

Data is a Machine! He'd crush worf! LOL

I have to agree with hansel on this one.

 

[Bullit]

Data is a Machine! He'd crush worf! LOL

Chewie ripped out C3P0's arms without even breaking a sweat.

Who cares if hes a machine?

 

[HANSEL]

Do you think Worf's big sword type weapon could take off one of Datas Limbs?

 

[slickdadd]

Play nice nerds.

 

[the nature boy]

Chewie ripped out C3P0's arms without even breaking a sweat.

Who cares if hes a machine?

there's no way you can compare c3p0 to Data. No way.

 

[HANSEL]

Chewie ripped out C3P0's arms without even breaking a sweat.

Who cares if hes a machine?

Its a good point, but do you think Worf has the brute strength capable of taking Datas arms off? Data was constructed far better than C3pO

 

[Bullit]

Data was constructed far better than C3pO

Now how the hell do you know that?

Whorf would cut Data into little metal ribbons with his finely honed skill and unmatched arsenal.

 

[HANSEL]

Now how the hell do you know that?

Whorf would cut Data into little metal ribbons with his finely honed skill and unmatched arsenal.

I have seen episodes about datas creation, and I have also seen him exhibit his stregth and it far exceeds that of Klingons.

 

[the nature boy]

plus wasn't data almost a borg or someshit? those borgs kill ALL kilingons.

 

[Bullit]

I have seen episodes about datas creation,

But have you seen anything about C3P0'S creation?

I think not.

 

[HANSEL]

True. But you can see his exposed wires and lack on a shoulder joint

 

[the nature boy]

and his elbows don't extend. and what, is R2D2 gonna get his back? no fucking way.

 

[HANSEL]

Well, I think we can both agree that Data would beat C3PO's ass?

 

[Lumberg]

Alright I think it's time to bring this sci-fi convention to a halt you dweebs.

Who would win in a tag team match between a grizzly bear and a porcupine that can shoot its quills vs. Hulk Hogan and G.I. Joe?

 

[Bullit]

Probably... poor 'C3' (as his buddies like to call him) just isnt that dexterous or mobile.

Plus C3 should just come out of the damn closet and admit he's gay.

 

[slickdadd]

Plus C3PO is British. British robots are pussies

 

[HANSEL]

Alright I think it's time to bring this sci-fi convention to a halt you dweebs.

Who would win in a tag team match between a grizzly bear and a porcupine that can shoot its quills vs. Hulk Hogan and G.I. Joe?

does G.I. Joe have a gun?

 

[Bullit]

and his elbows don't extend. and what, is R2D2 gonna get his back? no fucking way.

That R2 is a cunning little fucker, you underestimate him at your own peril.

 

[Lumberg]

does G.I. Joe have a gun?

Just the ones on his biceps because I forgot to mention it's GI Joe on steroids.