Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Who wants a shot???

H_T_

Da Pope
Platinum
and what of, i'm fuckin' buyin'.......@$*!# GRRRR, i need a drink....start me off with a Jager-bomb & a Prairie Fire....
 
ill fuckin shoot u
 
I could beer bong a fifth of Crown right now. Too bad I stopped doing that shit. I might be able to go out and make an ass of myself tonight. Maybe punch a bum if he asked me for money. Fucking dumb mic.
 
humantarget said:
i knew someone was gonna sound off with the white wine spritzer. i just thought it'd be SF or Oak....

LOL

Just white wine. That's all I have. I don't drink much (hence the limited amount of alcohol), but I need a glass tonight.
 
Scotsman said:
I'll take a few rumples just to get the hate flowing.

Cheers,
Scotsman
Rumplemintz, loved that stuff at one time. had my old bartender stick that shit in the freezer, come out tasting like ice cream.....
 
humantarget said:
and what of, i'm fuckin' buyin'.......@$*!# GRRRR, i need a drink....start me off with a Jager-bomb & a Prairie Fire....
A double of Cabo Wabo Blanco straight up, thank you very much, dear :qt:
 
jnevin said:
I could beer bong a fifth of Crown right now. Too bad I stopped doing that shit. I might be able to go out and make an ass of myself tonight. Maybe punch a bum if he asked me for money. Fucking dumb mic.
last time i killed a fifth of that shit, i had to drive home with one eye closed and line up the white lines with my hood ornament to stay on the fucking road.
 
humantarget said:
Rumplemintz, loved that stuff at one time. had my old bartender stick that shit in the freezer, come out tasting like ice cream.....


We call it "German War Making Fire Water" or just "The Hammer"

I have a liter of it in my parents freezer so when I go over there my bro and I can hit the hammer and start fighting.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
We call it "German War Making Fire Water" or just "The Hammer"

I have a liter of it in my parents freezer so when I go over there my bro and I can hit the hammer and start fighting.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
everything is better chilled. fuck, 007 knew it.
 
check out how they only have four concrete curbs to protect the building itself
and the "comptroller's office" sign in the other direction
 
humantarget said:
last time i killed a fifth of that shit, i had to drive home with one eye closed and line up the white lines with my hood ornament to stay on the fucking road.


Ah the video game method of driving. I am so glad I don't do that shit now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
4everhung said:
check out how they only have four concrete curbs to protect the building itself
and the "comptroller's office" sign in the other direction
just looking at that pic made me thirsty.
 
humantarget said:
just looking at that pic made me thirsty.
Don't think that way. Frig it man, even the best buzz only lasts a few hours and then what? Nothing's better, nothing's resolved, and half the time shit is more fucked up when you sober up than when your inhibitions went on vacation ...
 
ya know, drinking is even better when you have a fucking war machine to drive home in...
 
musclemom said:
Don't think that way. Frig it man, even the best buzz only lasts a few hours and then what? Nothing's better, nothing's resolved, and half the time shit is more fucked up when you sober up than when your inhibitions went on vacation ...
but i really need a drink right now....
 
4everhung said:
for the record
you could fit curling's head in that barrell


His real head yes, his ego inflated self no way.

HT- I have had warm rumple a couple of time, and it is completely heinous.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
humantarget said:
but i really need a drink right now....

Maybe you can find another "lady" to have sex with. Will that cure this need to have a drink?

BTW, my glass of wine tastes pretty good. Not the best stuff, but its all I had.
 
Scotsman said:
His real head yes, his ego inflated self no way.

HT- I have had warm rumple a couple of time, and it is completely heinous.

Cheers,
Scotsman
the only thing i can tolerate warm is some dark beers and sake.
 
musclemom said:
Don't think that way. Frig it man, even the best buzz only lasts a few hours and then what? Nothing's better, nothing's resolved, and half the time shit is more fucked up when you sober up than when your inhibitions went on vacation ...
you're gonna die
that's my point
 
nycgirl said:
Maybe you can find another "lady" to have sex with. Will that cure this need to have a drink?

BTW, my glass of wine tastes pretty good. Not the best stuff, but its all I had.
wtf? wtf......i think i'd rather have a drink. drinks don't talk.....
 
I built a "fort" outta my 8 pillows and freshly washed bedsheets for the new kitty in my household
fuckin' cats
I got three now
and I'm too lazy to make mine bed
time to shaV and shower
 
the new cat loves the bunker
my other two lay in wait watching the exit strategy
 
4everhung said:
the new cat loves the bunker
my other two lay in wait watching the exit strategy
i had a cat that ate a used rubber once. sickest thing ever, condom twisted all up, mummified in catshit.
 
nycgirl said:
Then you will bring home something that talks.
nah, i'm supposed to go on a date monday night, of all the fucking nights to pick. friggin' wimmen and their plans. i wanna have some quiet time, so i can reflect.....but i need booze to help.
 
I could use a Capt & Diet Coke right now, but it ain't on my diet.

I guess I"ll have to go w/ Water Straight Up.

My cat however would like a Long Sloe Screw Up against the Wall Mexican Style.
 
humantarget said:
i'm seriously thinkin' about just hitting the first bar i see....


I wish that was an option tonight, but alas I am still stuck in a dry county. Though home and my vast supply of beer are only a day away.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I'm drinking Tito on the rocks right now. I got some Jager around here somwhere. I'll pour a shot for ya.
 
Scotsman said:
I wish that was an option tonight, but alas I am still stuck in a dry county. Though home and my vast supply of beer are only a day away.

Cheers,
Scotsman
no good righteous bastards.
 
Sassy69 said:
I could use a Capt & Diet Coke right now, but it ain't on my diet.

I guess I"ll have to go w/ Water Straight Up.

My cat however would like a Long Sloe Screw Up against the Wall Mexican Style.
you just confused the hell out of me.
 
humantarget said:
no good righteous bastards.


That's what happens when you are in a county populated by southern babtists. Since they can't handle temptation they make a show of banning it, then wonder why so many people drink in other counties and wreck driving home.

Yeah Sassy confused me there too, but it does sound kind of dirty.


Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
That's what happens when you are in a county populated by southern babtists. Since they can't handle temptation they make a show of banning it, then wonder why so many people drink in other counties and wreck driving home.

Yeah Sassy confused me there too, but it does sound kind of dirty.


Cheers,
Scotsman
if i tried ordering that, i'd get the shit slapped out of me.....
 
Sassy69 said:
I could use a Capt & Diet Coke right now, but it ain't on my diet.

I guess I"ll have to go w/ Water Straight Up.

My cat however would like a Long Sloe Screw Up against the Wall Mexican Style.
the both of you wouldn't know how to capture "your" man if your lives depended on it
my mind is racing' thinking how to reply
I could use a number of different avenues and come out on top over this typical "men are assholes" weak woman argument.
 
Top Bottom