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Who thinks Leviticus is valid today?

frorider6 said:


What is that, some kind of sea monster?
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He's the guy who says you aren't supposed to put your penis in other men's butts.

I don't disagree.

-Warik
 
Leviticus is only valid when it supports my inane opinions.

Women cutting their hair? Blasphemy!! Blasphemy I say!!! :mad:
 
gymtime said:
Leviticus is only valid when it supports my inane opinions.
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Well, I think I should have a harem of women who have jobs and support me. Is that covered anywhere in there?
 
Levitical law only applies to some Jewish sects.
Christians follow the law of Christ.
 
I'm still confused. Who is the Leviticus guy? I'm pretty sure he's a sea monster but don't know for sure.

And I don't care if he's Jewish or not, as long as he says I can have my harem.
 
Leviticus is a Old Testemant book (the sea monster is Leviathan) .. If you are going to follow Leviticus you should follow ALL of it.

Only hateful, spiteful people pick and choose what verses of the Bible to follow.

I think I'll throw a Leviticus house party, and when my guests come I'll show my hospitality and knowlege of God's own words by having a lovely plate of locusts, crickets, beetles and grasshoppers for my guests. That would be a riot!

"Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind" Levitius 11:22
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
What does he say about cartoon watching nerds?
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He says that you should believe them when they say it's wrong to put your penis in another man's butt.

-Warik
 
Nothing about cartoons ... I'll have to do some research on that one.

Off the top of my head I can come up with Adultery (Deuteronomy 28:30), Prostitution (Deuteronomy 22:28,29), Sexual Mutilation (Samuel 18:25,27), Exhibitionism And Public Sexual Intercourse (II Samuel 16:21,22), Forced Sexual Slavery (Deuteronomy 21:11,13), Bestiality (Leviticus 20:16), Rape And Gruesome Sex Killing (Judges 19:22,29), Whoredom (Ezekiel 23:2,20), Sexually Aggressive Tramps (Genesis 39:7,12), Incestuous Rape (II Samuel I 3:1,14), Offering Daughters To Strangers as Sexual Door Prizes (Genesis 19:8), Drunken Incest (Genesis 19:31,36), Multiple Sex Partners (Kings 11:1,3), Infanticide and Abortion (Isaiah 13:16) (Ezekiel 9:6) (Psalms 137:8,9) (Amos 1:13) (I Kings 15:16), Cannibalism (Deuteronomy 28:53), and Masturbation and Coitus Interruptus (Genesis 38:9)
 
Sounds like good reading. Can I get Cliff Notes on the following:

Exhibitionism And Public Sexual Intercourse (II Samuel 16:21,22)
Forced Sexual Slavery (Deuteronomy 21:11,13)
Sexually Aggressive Tramps (Genesis 39:7,12)
Multiple Sex Partners (Kings 11:1,3)
Masturbation and Coitus Interruptus (Genesis 38:9)
 
Maybe I should have been a little bit more clearer. What does he think about nerds watching cartoons about feminine swishy SINGLE princes in an ALTERNATE world whose BEST friend and CLOSE companion is another older BUTCH male. The said peroxide prince(ss) often parades around in little more than lionclothe and Soliel' rub-on-tan around his nether region. And the fact that one of CLOSE associates is nothing more than a true FAIRY himself (Orko)
 
All the women of Afganistan is yours for the taking .. just make sure you kill all the men first.

"And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself” (Deuteronomy 20:13-14).
 
And regarding cartoon watching nerds, it says:

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces" Malachi 2:3
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Maybe I should have been a little bit more clearer. What does he think about nerds watching cartoons about feminine swishy SINGLE princes in an ALTERNATE world whose BEST friend and CLOSE companion is another older BUTCH male. The said peroxide prince(ss) often parades around in little more than lionclothe and Soliel' rub-on-tan around his nether region. And the fact that one of CLOSE associates is nothing more than a true FAIRY himself (Orko)
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See previous response.

-Warik
 
JO...what is with all the bible bashing? Holiday Season got you blue buddy?
 
Warik said:


He says that you should believe them when they say it's wrong to put your penis in another man's butt.

-Warik
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Damn.....I guess that's why there are mods around here. Someone has to have some damn sense!!

Don't worry Johnny O so Gay...More to Come!!
 
Warik said:


See previous response.

-Warik
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A person that age that watches cartoons....... I don't think I will be taking his advice anytime soon.
 
JohnnyO said:
Leviticus is a Old Testemant book (the sea monster is Leviathan) .. If you are going to follow Leviticus you should follow ALL of it.

Only hateful, spiteful people pick and choose what verses of the Bible to follow.

I think I'll throw a Leviticus house party, and when my guests come I'll show my hospitality and knowlege of God's own words by having a lovely plate of locusts, crickets, beetles and grasshoppers for my guests. That would be a riot!

Yeah..Then right after dining on beetles and crickets, you and your cum-guzzling guests can bust out the KY Jelly and dig into some Hershey Hole Pie you sick Fuck!!
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ROMAGOLD said:


Damn.....I guess that's why there are mods around here. Someone has to have some damn sense!!

Don't worry Johnny O so Gay...More to Come!!
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I'm waiting .. let's see who knows more about the Bible!
 
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 - "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son.... bring him unto the elders of his city.... And all the men of the city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you..."

Looks like you should have been killed a long time ago Romagold.
 
JohnnyO said:
And regarding cartoon watching nerds, it says:

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces" Malachi 2:3
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Johnny O says..., " Behold, I pulled my weenie out of his butt and there was dung on it. ":sick:
 
Usually I yawn, but it's offensive when they bring the Bible into this ..

I thought he was going to match me verse by verse, but he's just being childish.
 
musclebrains said:


I feel sure he IS a child.
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Damn..You 2 Homos even TYPE like Fags!! And about the fact that Johnny O So Gay knows more verses of the bible only proves that religion was forced upon him in his younger years and he simply rejected it thus finding "Fagism" and using his well-rehearsed bible verses as a crutch to defend his stockpile of KY Jelly.
 
ROMAGOLD said:
Yeah..Then right after dining on beetles and crickets, you and your cum-guzzling guests can bust out the KY Jelly and dig into some Hershey Hole Pie you sick Fuck!!
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I admit I'm a little loose on my theology, but uh, what chapter and verse is this reverend?
 
ROMAGOLD said:


Damn..You 2 Homos even TYPE like Fags!! And about the fact that Johnny O So Gay knows more verses of the bible only proves that religion was forced upon him in his younger years and he simply rejected it thus finding "Fagism" and using his well-rehearsed bible verses as a crutch to defend his stockpile of KY Jelly.
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Obviously, you're queer. You understand us far too well.
 
I don't give a rat's ass what the bible says, but sticking your cock in another man's ass is just plain wrong. That's like going the wrong way on a one way street. That hole is "EXIT ONLY".

Why can't queers just face the fact that they are disease spreading sexual deviants that will never be accepted by society. Is there a single country in the world where butt pirates are accepted?
 
BanMe said:
I don't give a rat's ass what the bible says, but sticking your cock in another man's ass is just plain wrong. That's like going the wrong way on a one way street. That hole is "EXIT ONLY".

Why can't queers just face the fact that they are disease spreading sexual deviants that will never be accepted by society. Is there a single country in the world where butt pirates are accepted?
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Yup. Us fags are protected in the national constitution of Spain. We can marry in several countries. But I guess the people of those countries lack your sophisticated understanding of sexual pleasure whose logic, of course, would also forbid sodomy with women.
 
Some people believe in Chhrist.. some belive in Allah.. some pray to the rain god.. but the bottom line is this...
Any part of the Bible that is eradicated in anyway.. eradicates the whole Bible and also the whole idea of Christs word.

Christianity is not a homosexual friendly religion. Not everyone belives in that God.. but if you do.. you cannot leave out any part of the Bible.
 
dballer said:
Some people believe in Chhrist.. some belive in Allah.. some pray to the rain god.. but the bottom line is this...
Any part of the Bible that is eradicated in anyway.. eradicates the whole Bible and also the whole idea of Christs word.

Christianity is not a homosexual friendly religion. Not everyone belives in that God.. but if you do.. you cannot leave out any part of the Bible.
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That's why you don't eat shrimp or wear wool or lay with women on the rag, right?

Cool.
 
musclebrains said:


That's why you don't eat shrimp or wear wool or lay with women on the rag, right?

Cool.
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Yep.

Also why I do not believe in having 8 girlfriends or use foul language in front of my parents.
 
spentagn said:


He must be turning liberal. Atlanta takes another one. George's sticky shall read: Another good bro goes down!
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HEY.. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!!!! I VOTED FOR PAT BUCHANAN!!
 
spentagn said:


He must be turning liberal. Atlanta takes another one. George's sticky shall read: Another good bro goes down!
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I sincerely doubt dball is in danger of becoming a liberal, even on his little dirt bike.
 
no... no I didn't... but that is just because I could not find his name on the ballot!!! ... Actually I did not vote.. I was out of town.. and I did not get a chance. But to be honest.. I would have voted for whoever was against Gore... I almost dislike him as much as Clinton... well... no... no I do not... I dislike nobody as much as Clinton.
 
dballer said:


HEY.. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!!!! I VOTED FOR PAT BUCHANAN!!
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Just fucking with you bud. I know you make even me look like a little fairy. (If you recall my mailing address, you might find the humor in that one)
 
spentagn said:


Just fucking with you bud. I know you make even me look like a little fairy. (If you recall my mailing address, you might find the humor in that one)
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hahaha... I will keep that as an inside joke!!!
 
ROMAGOLD said:

And about the fact that Johnny O So Gay knows more verses of the bible only proves that religion was forced upon him in his younger years and he simply rejected it thus finding "Fagism" and using his well-rehearsed bible verses as a crutch to defend his stockpile of KY Jelly.
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that was funny!
 
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