Who are Asians?

[Ffactor]

Is it just slanty eyed people or ALL people from Asia. If it's just slanty eyed people then why are they so fucking special? It's not like they rule ALL of Asia. Are Indonesians and Malaysians considered "Asian" or do they not have the right type of slanty eyes and yellow skin combo???
I call bullshit!

 

[-SD-]

For western purposes, it is only people with the slanty eyes, since that is what we associate with the term "Asian". Of course technically speaking, Russians are asian, but we dont associate them with the commonly used definition I used above.
Its like saying white south africans are "African". Technically they are, but in the US we only associate the term "African" with black people.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

ah the product of our education at its best

no asians arent just "slanty eyed yellow skinned people"

inda is part of asia. so is parts or the old USSR. and malaysians have "slanty eyes" as well

 

[PoyeBoy]

what about indians and mexicans? they kinda have slanty eyes

 

[asiansinc]

Is this a roll call?

I'm Asian.

 

[Ffactor]

How about Indians, Persians, Middle Easterns, Israeli's, Russians, Afghans and so on..

 

[DepressiveJuice]

what about indians and mexicans? they kinda have slanty eyes

ok lets not be stupid here. mexicans dont have "slanty eyes", native mexicans do.

you know, looking at this forum, i think im going to start donating funds to our schools. they are in desperate need of it apperantly

 

[PoyeBoy]

wheres darktooth, hes from asia, thailand to be exact, Nathan went to mongolia with his uncle, is that Asian?

 

[Ffactor]

Is this a roll call?

I'm Asian.

Do you have slanty eyes?

 

[PoyeBoy]

ok lets not be stupid here. mexicans dont have "slanty eyes", native mexicans do.

you know, looking at this forum, i think im going to start donating funds to our schools. they are in desperate need of it apperantly

mexicans do have slanty eyes, just ask paulso

or maybe there always high

 

[DepressiveJuice]

How about Indians, Persians, Middle Easterns, Israeli's, Russians, Afghans and so on..

indians, persians, isrealis and afghans are all considered to be middle eastern although their countries are in europe or africa

 

[plornive]

USA:
Asia: East Asia

UK:
Asia: Asia
Orient / East Asia: East Asia

Funny thing is that in the US, most people don't really know how to classify Afghanistan and Pakistan. These are indeed in Asia.

 

[Ffactor]

what about indians and mexicans? they kinda have slanty eyes

I'm Indo-Persian and I don't have slanty eyes, bitch!!

 

[DepressiveJuice]

asians are countries in the continent of asia. orientals are the people with almond shaped eyes. does that sound simpler?

 

[plornive]

indians, persians, isrealis and afghans are all considered to be middle eastern although their countries are in europe or africa

India and Afghanistan are in Asia. The idea of them being part of the middle east is simply a misconception.

 

[PoyeBoy]

if asians drive GM in asia are they considered hamburger burners?

 

[DepressiveJuice]

indians, persians, isrealis and afghans are all considered to be middle eastern although their countries are in europe, asia or africa

 

[Ffactor]

indians, persians, isrealis and afghans are all considered to be middle eastern although their countries are in europe or africa

Stop lying. I'm Middle Eastern??

 

[WODIN]

I'm Indo-Persian and I don't have slanty eyes, bitch!!

But you do have awfully large boobs.

 

[asiansinc]

Do you have slanty eyes?

Not only do I have slanty eyes, I also have a skinny build (a la Nelson Montana) even though I eat rice and spring rolls everyday.

My parents love the fact that I outperformed all my non-Asian peers in school, but they hated the fact that I drive a loud, souped-up Civic.

My grandparents worked on the first transcontinental railroad. Now, in their spare time they teach me ancient kung-fu secrets that non-Asians are incapable of learning.

Oh, and I cooked and ate my neighbor's dog yesterday for dessert.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

India and Afghanistan are in Asia. The idea of them being part of the middle east is simply a misconception.

correct. they are in asia but their 'category' (i guess) is middle eastern. the middle east isnt a continent

 

[Ffactor]

Not only do I have slanty eyes, I also have a skinny build (a la Nelson Montana) even though I eat rice and spring rolls everyday.

My parents love the fact that I outperformed all my non-Asian peers in school, but they hated the fact that I drive a loud, souped-up Civic.

My grandparents worked on the first transcontinental railroad. Now, in their spare time they teach me ancient kung-fu secrets that non-Asians are incapable of learning.

Oh, and I cooked and ate my neighbor's dog yesterday for dessert.

Ok, what is your skin tone and have you ever tried the poo poo platter?

 

[Ffactor]

But you do have awfully large boobs.

I like to play with my breastesess!

 

[DepressiveJuice]

I'm Indo-Persian and I don't have slanty eyes, bitch!!

by the way, why do people refer to themselves as persians? persia hasnt been on the map for years

 

[Ffactor]

by the way, why do people refer to themselves as persians? persia hasnt been on the map for years

It's where my people's originated from. Read some history. Maps don't mean anything, they are simply boundaries created by man.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

yes i know thats where persians originated from. but there isnt a persia anymore and hasnt been for years so i dont understand why would a group of people still call themselves that

 

[Y_lifter]

And what about the term ANGLO ?
Where is Angle on the map ?

 

[Ffactor]

yes i know thats where persians originated from. but there isnt a persia anymore and hasnt been for years so i dont understand why would a group of people still call themselves that

Poor kid must be a product of our public school system.

 

[vixenbabe]

I think I've got some chink in me, or at least my mom did once,I have almond shaped eyes!

 

[DepressiveJuice]

Poor kid must be a product of our public school system.

persia was a country not a race

 

[DepressiveJuice]

I think I've got some chink in me, or at least my mom did once,I have almond shaped eyes!

"once"? what did she just wish it away or something?

 

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[Ffactor]

"once"? what did she just wish it away or something?

Yes, this is a little known fact but chinkiness can actually be exorcised from your body as long as it is sanctioned by the vatican and you can find a priest willing to perform the ritual.

 

[gymtime]

Are Guamanians asians?

 

[vixenbabe]

I was joking about my mom Depressive....I do, however, have almond shaped eyes!

Or is it Bette Davis Eyes?

 

[WODIN]

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What he said.