White Man's Error

[shogun7]

I thought this was entertaing; thought I'd share.

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars
and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the
damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied.

When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt,
plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work,
Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all
night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

 

[EnderJE]

+1

 

[b0und]

Brilliant, just brilliant.

Even though I neither hunt nor fish, I'd be content with the last part.









b0und (I wish I was an Indian)

 

[BMK792]

dude im so envious of those guys, that would be the life pre 1700's

 

[drsketch]

I wouldnt say it was quite like that for native americans but OK.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I wish we could go back to the days when the Indians had human sacrifices. There are tons of people in this nation that need to be taken care of.

 

[mwm5]

I wish we could go back to the days when the Indians had human sacrifices. There are tons of people in this nation that need to be taken care of.

i like to call it "population control"

 

[shogun7]

i like to call it "population control"

Still being done to this day, just a bit more subtle.

 

[Arabian]

lol this is funny as hell I just found it