Which of these would you respond to...

[Lestat]

Hi... first off... if you are looking for a Barbie... STOP READING NOW!!!!


For those who made it this far... I thank you...


I am 18 years old... Brunette(right now)... Very Green eyes... Cute smile... I am a bit taller... Im 5'11...and a little extra padding... I am in college... And i work...

I am not a HUGE person... I am a little heavy... i am height weight prortionate and i carry myself very well... I have been told that i am one of the coolest people around and that i am very caring and kind...

I love to go to the movies... I am a bit of a party girl...But i also just enjoy quiet time alone with the family....My family and friends are the most important thing in my life...


I am looking for someone who likes to have fun... Tall guys... Military guys are awesome... My dad was in the Navy for many years... Someone who likes me for me and is funny and easy to talk to...

Give me a chance and you wont regret it! I would post a pic but i know people who look at these... So email me!!!

 

[Lestat]

or....

 

[Lestat]

OK men... and i mean MEN!!!! Well 19 - 23 year old men... I have a friend... Named Britney... She is hot... See below... She just got out of a bad relationship and she is now available... She is tired of getting hit on just because her looks... I told her that i would find her an awesome guy... And me and my friedns turned here... For all of you!!!

About her....


She is 19... Blonde.... 5'6... 118lbs... A CHEERLEADER!!!! She drives a BMW and shes gorgeous lol!!! What more do you need...

So here is the plan... This goes to my email.... I talk to you a little... I give you her number and screenname... She TOTALLY trust me... And she said she would try it out...


She likes tall men... HAVE TO BE TALLER THAN HER!!!! Shes only 5'6... She likes cute smiles... She has a thing for Military men and SOUTHERN ACCENTS!!!!!

She is such a catch... Get to know her!!!

 

[HumorMe]

The real question is does she do anal?

 

[Lestat]

The real question is does she do anal?

lollol!!! good question man.. you should email her and ask

[email protected]

 

[seizer]

The real question is does she do anal?

If she wants a tall man such as lestat, she better.

 

[jack sparrow]

How about a2M?

 

[Lestat]

email her these Qs!!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

dood, you still dicking around that dating site?

bad bad boy

 

[Lestat]

dood, you still dicking around that dating site?

bad bad boy

nah not a dating site.. craigslist... i read all the areas when I get bored... some funny characters on there, its like a message board basically.

 

[seizer]

dood, you still dicking around that dating site?

bad bad boy

Bad boys deserve spankings.

Yes, you know. You know.

 

[SoreArms]

both sound like losers

 

[Lestat]

both sound like losers

agreed, but which one do you go with

 

[ceo]

agreed, but which one do you go with

neither. Both of those dirty little whores are probably crawling with diseases.

 

[SoreArms]

neither, too young and they both want/like military guys which means I probably have very little to nothing in common with them

 

[hamstershaver]

ill take the fatty

 

[pdaddy]

I'd have to say the second, I stopped reading the first one at "I've got some extra padding....."