Excessive Testosterone of any ester, run at excessive doses for an excessive amount of time. Stack it with something like excessive fina and you might be able to get there. ANY gear will shut you down, but a fast-acting testosterone ester will do it the fastest. Try 1.5g test/wk, 150mg fina/day for the next 3 years, and let us know how it goes. Hmmm.. that still might not do it. You'll definitely be a freak, though.
-B