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which ef guy has the biggest penis?

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Everyone here has 9+ inches flacid. I'd have to pull out my metal caliper to get down to .0000 decimal pts to determine the real winner.

Everyone send Soklu your penis, we have to ONCE and for all determine who is the Cawk of EF :)
 
Frisky said:
Everyone here has 9+ inches flacid. QUOTE]

Not true. ECA stacks make my guy shrink to the size of a breakfast sausage. So does cardio.
Otherwise, I think I do fine in that department. By no means am I breaking any records though...
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slat1 said:
Frisky said:
Everyone here has 9+ inches flacid. QUOTE]

Not true. ECA stacks make my guy shrink to the size of a breakfast sausage. So does cardio.
Otherwise, I think I do fine in that department. By no means am I breaking any records though...
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Whatever rob. Just admit you have a 10 inch cock, drive a bentley, own a 10000 sq. ft. mansion on the coast, make $600k a year, and are a Rhodes Scholar. Dont forget that Nobel nomination either.
So dont pull this "modest guy" shit on us.
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slat1 said:
Frisky said:
Everyone here has 9+ inches flacid. QUOTE]

Not true. ECA stacks make my guy shrink to the size of a breakfast sausage. So does cardio.
Otherwise, I think I do fine in that department. By no means am I breaking any records though...
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jimmy dean breakfast sausage?
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I'm pretty well hung.

habitualhealth go ahead and back me up on this.
 
slat1 said:
LOL.. maybe it would look like that after I let you walk on it a few times :evil: :chomp:
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I'm so glad I don't have to worry about having a big peepee or it shrinking or growing at odd times. I just have to worry about my pocket bullet going off in weird places when I'm trying to keep it quite.
 
Frisky said:
I'm so glad I don't have to worry about having a big peepee or it shrinking or growing at odd times. I just have to worry about my pocket bullet going off in weird places when I'm trying to keep it quite.
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Pocket Bullet = Chefwide
 
Frisky said:
I'm so glad I don't have to worry about having a big peepee or it shrinking or growing at odd times. I just have to worry about my pocket bullet going off in weird places when I'm trying to keep it quite.
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refer to 'how many times a day do you jerk off' to see why I don't worry about size either!
 
mr DB once said he was huge and didn´t like it so much.

but this thread obviously isn´t for serious responses lol

There are thousands on this board. somebody´s probably got a 12 incher or so. 12-13 inches is the common limit for a penis that still gets hard and ejaculates...
 
slat1 said:
Frisky said:
Everyone here has 9+ inches flacid. QUOTE]

Not true. ECA stacks make my guy shrink to the size of a breakfast sausage. So does cardio.
Otherwise, I think I do fine in that department. By no means am I breaking any records though...
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mine shrinks down to baby carrot status
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i aint shy about mine. im 6.5 and a little over 5 around. so i got curious one day. but i wasnt fully up, its difficult to get it up, keep it up and then get the tape measure and measure it accurately without the scared turtle effect kicking in. but i am under the understanding that anything above 6 is a waste. its about girth. i haven't had any complaints yet and i have received many requests for multiple sessions. correct me if im wrong ladies.
 
bigmann245 said:
i aint shy about mine. im 6.5 and a little over 5 around. so i got curious one day. but i wasnt fully up, its difficult to get it up, keep it up and then get the tape measure and measure it accurately without the scared turtle effect kicking in. but i am under the understanding that anything above 6 is a waste. its about girth. i haven't had any complaints yet and i have received many requests for multiple sessions. correct me if im wrong ladies.
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Its a ruler for the length, tape for the circumference. a tape for the length might make it a bit larger should you not hold it tight enough.
 
Hiatussin said:
mr DB once said he was huge and didn´t like it so much.
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I never said I didn't like it, just that it has its drawbacks at times. I'm totally in love with my absurdly large thingy, it's just awkward sometimes when trying to interface it with the female genitals.

I'm not into one-upmanship, I don't care about rankings, but I hope mine is the biggest on EF because anything much bigger wouldn't be able to have anything resembling normal intercourse.
 
Mr. dB said:
I never said I didn't like it, just that it has its drawbacks at times. I'm totally in love with my absurdly large thingy, it's just awkward sometimes when trying to interface it with the female genitals.

I'm not into one-upmanship, I don't care about rankings, but I hope mine is the biggest on EF because anything much bigger wouldn't be able to have anything resembling normal intercourse.
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Do you get girls trying to get into your pants just for the reason that they heard it´s big?
 
Hiatussin said:
Do you get girls trying to get into your pants just for the reason that they heard it´s big?
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It's happened, especially when I was in college.
 
SoreArms said:
in my experience, smaller women have had bigger vaginas
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really? im not experienced enough to judge that. but it sounds illogical.

Largest Vagina
Most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health.

Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.
-www.sexualrecords.com

Largest Penis
The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches.

Then there are the dubious claims of immense penis size by various personages operating within the sex industry (read: porn actors). These claims are almost invariably false, the result of exaggeration and hype by unscrupulous dealers hoping to hawk more products. Take the legendary Long Dong Silver, for instance. Made famous by the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill hearings, his one enduring trait was his supposedly 18-inch penis. Totally fraudulent, as it turns out; in fact, there are videos in which he appears only normal sized. -www.sexualrecords.com
 
SoreArms said:
in my experience, smaller women have had bigger vaginas
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I don't think there's any correllation between a woman's body size and the dimensions of her vag. And vagina size doesn't seem to have much correllation with her ability to "take it", I've had some that seemed comparatively "loose" who said I hurt them, and some who seemed almost painfully tight to me who just couldn't get enough. It seems to be mostly a mental game, and how much they can relax it. Attitude and aptitude help; if they seem afraid of it at first glance, things are not going to go well, but if they can't wait to try it on for size, then it's gonna be fun for everyone. Experience is a big factor too, even if we have a bad first experience but I'm lucky enough to get a second chance to try again, in time she can learn to accommodate and enjoy.
 
Hiatussin said:
Its a ruler for the length, tape for the circumference. a tape for the length might make it a bit larger should you not hold it tight enough.
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no i was sure to hold it tight but as soon as i got it set it starts to go limp. im too embarrest to ask the wife to do it. i know that sounds funny but its true. but the last measurement i could get before it went too limp was 6.5 so i cant complain.
 
Mr. dB said:
I don't think there's any correllation between a woman's body size and the dimensions of her vag. And vagina size doesn't seem to have much correllation with her ability to "take it", I've had some that seemed comparatively "loose" who said I hurt them, and some who seemed almost painfully tight to me who just couldn't get enough. It seems to be mostly a mental game, and how much they can relax it. Attitude and aptitude help; if they seem afraid of it at first glance, things are not going to go well, but if they can't wait to try it on for size, then it's gonna be fun for everyone. Experience is a big factor too, even if we have a bad first experience but I'm lucky enough to get a second chance to try again, in time she can learn to accommodate and enjoy.
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Ive seen BIG objects go into vaginas in videos, big fucking fists and half a gallon glass bottles and whatnot.
 
Hiatussin said:
Ive seen BIG objects go into vaginas in videos, big fucking fists and half a gallon glass bottles and whatnot.
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Think of what comes out of them. Besides blood, I mean...
 
Mr. dB said:
Think of what comes out of them. Besides blood, I mean...
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I hope you´re not planning to break open the halves of her hipbone and rip her perineum to penetrate them, though :worried: .

Also most women don´t regard the physical experience of childbirth as pleasing.
 
mine is pierced and tattooed to make up for any "shortcomings"
 
how "geigh" can u get.....guys talking about their penises.....LMAO
 
Hiatussin said:
if its too big all the time you should just date really tall women
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Not true at all, my woman is 6 feet tall and she is tight as hell, but then again im packing 8.5" with 6" of girth....My lady one day when we where first going out was checking me over and i remember her wrapping her fingers around her wrist where she could touch them then trying to do that around my little buddy and she sit there smiling and shaking her head looking at the 1 inch gap between the tips of her fingers...
 
all you cats that say, "I'm 9" x 6" are full of it. I'm 7.5 x 5.5 and every woman I've been with says I'm on the huge side. Most guys that claim 9" are measuring from their asshole to the tip rather than the top of the shaft measurement. I'd much rather look at pussy than cock but if you have 9+ I need to see it to believe it. I have included a pic of myself however for your enjoyment
 
you meant the biggest dickhead..oh there's a few..... ;)


OMG ......... bluetwisted keep that thing away Plz..........





I am closing my eyes...................*eek*


Keep it Pg 13 plz..or send it to those who want it.
 
exotic_island_girl said:
you meant the biggest dickhead..oh there's a few..... ;)


OMG ......... bluetwisted keep that thing away Plz..........





I am closing my eyes...................*eek*


Keep it Pg 13 plz..or send it to those who want it.
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How can we keep a "who has the biggest penis" thread PG13? lol
 
exotic_island_girl said:
lol




you can just say it and send it to those want to see it...
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holy crap this is between the sheets
wtf do u expect??
if u cant take it, i suggest u dont come in here lol
and yayyyyyy for penis pics
 
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