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I got my one early incredibally boring, so boring it hurts trying to stay awake class tommorow so Im not gonna be on as late as usual. Looks like we be the only ones right now though
 
yea, board seems dead.. oh well.. guess i will go find something else to do with my fingers :) toodles
 
HAHAHA AUSTIN YOUR GONNA GET SNOW AND SALT AND YOUR CARS GONNA RUST. SG SEND ME YOUR PIC I GAVE U MINE IT IS ONLY FAIR. TONIGHT I DID15 MINUTES IN THE STANDUP VHR TANNING BED AND I PUT ACCELERATOR ON MY FRESSHLY SHAVE BALLS AND IT STUNG. JUST THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD CARE.
 
I already spun out in a 360 do to this shit, I almost got in at least 3 accidents today because I have no control over my car when in this. Screw you Hamsterhider!!!

So how was your trip up here anyways?
 
HamsterHider said:
HAHAHA AUSTIN YOUR GONNA GET SNOW AND SALT AND YOUR CARS GONNA RUST. SG SEND ME YOUR PIC I GAVE U MINE IT IS ONLY FAIR. TONIGHT I DID15 MINUTES IN THE STANDUP VHR TANNING BED AND I PUT ACCELERATOR ON MY FRESSHLY SHAVE BALLS AND IT STUNG. JUST THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD CARE.
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wherever that came from.. i worry about your stability sometimes!

lol
 
supergirl, that is my department as minister of night calls

how may i be of assistance?

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BTW, learn to read people, those of you that aren't yet appointed in our court must leave :smash: :FRlol:
 
MY TRIP SUCKED. NEXT TIME I VISIT I AM STAYING IN THE TWIN CITIES. THAT WAY NO ONE KNOWS ME AND I WON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. BUT I GOT A NICE NEW LEATHER JACKET WHILE THERE. I THINK MAYBE IN MARCH I WILL VISIT AGAIN. MAYBE. SUPERGIRL AS FOR THE TANNING BED WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH SHAVED BALLS THAT WAY THE WOMEN WON'T BE FLOSSIN THEIR TEETH WHEN THE BOW DOWN ON THE HAMSTER. LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN BUT. SMALLS I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU I MIGHT CALL FRIDAY. AUSTIN REMEMBER SNOW CANCELS SCHOL SOMETIMES.
 
come on smalls that pic again?? wtf?? you are usually so unique.. dig through the archives for a better one :)
 
HamsterHider said:
MY TRIP SUCKED. NEXT TIME I VISIT I AM STAYING IN THE TWIN CITIES. THAT WAY NO ONE KNOWS ME AND I WON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. BUT I GOT A NICE NEW LEATHER JACKET WHILE THERE. I THINK MAYBE IN MARCH I WILL VISIT AGAIN. MAYBE. SUPERGIRL AS FOR THE TANNING BED WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH SHAVED BALLS THAT WAY THE WOMEN WON'T BE FLOSSIN THEIR TEETH WHEN THE BOW DOWN ON THE HAMSTER. LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN BUT. SMALLS I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU I MIGHT CALL FRIDAY. AUSTIN REMEMBER SNOW CANCELS SCHOL SOMETIMES.
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The University never cancels classes, Im in for a long winter
 
Austin316 said:
I already spun out in a 360 do to this shit, I almost got in at least 3 accidents today because I have no control over my car
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DAMN MINNESOTA DRIVERS!!! :)

LOL....How is the King of Late night doing?
 
when i lived in london they cancelled finals because of a storm.. well, my ex and i decided to go to a movie that night... the hardy prairie folk we are.
 
yea, board seems dead.. oh well.. guess i will go find something else to do with my fingers toodles
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Supergirl, you still have'nt recieved the PR I sent you? I guess it will be some old school self loving for you tonight!
 
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hey it's late and it has been awhile lol
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It may be late, but that's no reason for you to suffer. Besides what could be more safer than taking yourself on a date with a mechanical love muscle. No need to dress up, pay attention to a date, and you wont worry about anyone leaving in the morning without some after sex talk cuddling. You can cuddle with your PR, talk to it and it wont even tell you to shut up! But knowing your a little wild make sure to spank your PR, tell him he is a bad boy so that you let out some of your wild side!:D
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


It may be late, but that's no reason for you to suffer. Besides what could be more safer than taking yourself on a date with a mechanical love muscle. No need to dress up, pay attention to a date, and you wont worry about anyone leaving in the morning without some after sex talk cuddling. You can cuddle with your PR, talk to it and it wont even tell you to shut up! But knowing your a little wild make sure to spank your PR, tell him he is a bad boy so that you let out some of your wild side!:D
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hmm.. you know a little too much about PRs lol
 
hmm.. you know a little too much about PRs lol
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They make good gifts for chicks! They help them from banging behind your back. And they are still small enough from having them laugh at you cause you didnt have a artificial Kong Dong! If i'm smart enough to know that. Then, yes I am guilty of knowing to much about PRs! But that is only the tip of the Iceberg of my naughty knowledge!:D
 
Austin316 said:
BTW, learn to read people, those of you that aren't yet appointed in our court must leave :smash: :FRlol:
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THANK YOU!!! BEING THE CO-KING, ALONG WITH AUSTIN, OF THE LATE NIGHT CREW, I SURE AS HELL DONT REMEMBER APPOINTING ANYONE. AND AUSTIN HASNT TOLD ME OF ANY NEW APPOINTEES EITHER!!!

SUPER
THE QUEEN, IN ESSENCE, IS AN UNDERLING TO THE KINGS (AUSTIN AND I)!!! BUT DUE TO OUR AGREEMENT, HE HAS CHOSEN HIS QUEEN, ALTHOUGH SECRETLY!!! YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE ALL MINE!!!


HIS ROYAL GREATNESS,
KAYNE
 
Nah Kayne, its not a secret anymore, you just gotta look around lol. Your girl appointed Hannibal, and i gave Smalls her "night call" duty, Toga hasn't chosen anything yet I guess. Everyone else, well blah
 
Austin316 said:
Your girl appointed Hannibal
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Not sure if I am an official member...I'm just in charge of the Queen's security. Of course in the end The First Knight got the Queen after the King died...so we'll see how it plays out ;)

So King KAYNE...are you feeling ok your highness?!
 
My bad, Queens don't have the power to dub a Knight, so here goes

By the powers that be, I dub this man that kneels before me, Hannibal, First Night of the royal court of the elite night crew lol, now rise Sir Hannibal

Hows that? lol

P.S. Don't try any of your funny business on my side, stick with Supergirl ;)
 
Austin316 said:
P.S. Don't try any of your funny business on my side, stick with Supergirl ;)
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brother to brother in life and in death....

Fret not about your side good sir. My exisistance has been dedicated to the protection of my Queen against those that would attack her. May God have mercy on their heathen souls...for I never will :mad:
 
thank you king austin for officially dubbing in my white knight of steel!! how are you this evening? my king came on too late last night..
 
Someone had to do it, a King that is.

Im frustrated, I can't register for next semester because I have bills but I have holds on me because I need to pay the rest of the tuition due. By then the stupid classes wil be full, just watch :confused:
 
Austin316 said:
Someone had to do it, a King that is.

Im frustrated, I can't register for next semester because I have bills but I have holds on me because I need to pay the rest of the tuition due. By then the stupid classes wil be full, just watch :confused:
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oh shit man.. that sucks.. i remember that registering was a bitch, first come first serve!!! i begged several professors to let me in their classes..
hey, you are used to being on your hands and knees.. it should be no problem...

bwaaaahhhhh LOL just kidding honey :D
 
Austin316 said:
Im not a peasant, I am a King dammit ;) Queens are more accustomed to being on there knees
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If you say that too loud there Austin you will be overthrown!! :)
 
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its because of all that cleaning, gotta get down there and really scrub everything, Im not implying anything else :angel:
 
Austin316 said:
its because of all that cleaning, gotta get down there and really scrub everything, Im not implying anything else :angel:
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Hmm, I think the Queens deserve some pampering. Why don't you do some cleaning? :angel:
 
toga, go drink some milk and eat some cheese or something before I throw you in the dungeoun for inciting an usurping that will not happen :angel:
 
Well it does!!! Sheets everywhere, pillows thrown about, all kinds of stuff. :loveyou: :horny: :friends: :busy: :kiss:
 
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Austin316 said:
Well it does!!! Sheets everywhere, pillows thrown about, all kinds of stuff. :angel:
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Might as well get rid of the :angel: It doesn't fit at all where you are concerned, so there.
 
Austin316 said:
toga, go drink some milk and eat some cheese or something before I throw you in the dungeoun for inciting an usurping that will not happen :angel:
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I am just a lady in waiting...Don't threaten me or I will cry and spread nasty rumors about you!!
 
Don't push my buttons either, or Ill have those Packers "TAKEN CARE" of :angel: with my amazing powers
 
THATS IT AUSTIN, THE DUKE OF DORKEDOM?
I AM NOW SENDING YOU ALL THE SNOW IN THE WORLD AND HAVING GNC LOWER YOUR WAGE TO ONLY 9 BUCKS AN HOUR PLUS COMMISION. I CAN DO THAT I AM MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
 
HamsterHider said:
THATS IT AUSTIN, THE DUKE OF DORKEDOM?
I AM NOW SENDING YOU ALL THE SNOW IN THE WORLD AND HAVING GNC LOWER YOUR WAGE TO ONLY 9 BUCKS AN HOUR PLUS COMMISION. I CAN DO THAT I AM MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
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Your asking for HeMan to kick your candy ass. WHat postion would you like then smartass?
 
I WANT TO BE THE OFFICIAL JESTER SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY. PS WAS THE AIRPORT DELAYING FLIGHTS TODAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO ARREST A MURDERER FOR THE LADY IN THE OFFICE NEXT TO ME CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS STUCK IN MINNEAPOLIS ON A PLANE.
 
PHATchik said:


Who would believe it anyway? :angel:
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I am just teasing you two...

We all know that the Almighty King Austin, the defender of evil and protector of Women, and his Beautiful Queen Phatchik, are above the ramblings of mere peasants!!
 
HamsterHider said:
I DECLARE MYSELF MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. ALL LADIES WHO WISH TO BE SPARED SEND YOUR SEDUCTIVE PICTURES TO [email protected]
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as official nude night crew inspector you are required to submit nude pics of yourself before you can post on official night crew threads. i will accept nude photos of toga22 in lieu of pics of you though.
 
TOGA YOU ARE GOING TO THE DUNGEON. I READ IN ONE OF YOUR RESPONSES TO AUSTIN YOU HADN'T BEEN WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT LATELY. WELL YOU LIED AND STATED OH I HAVE TO WORK ON THE FRIDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING SO I CAN'T MEET YOU STUD AT THE AQUARIUS CLUB. YOU SHALL NOW BE PUNISHED. SLOB ON THE KNOB NOW.
 
Taps said:


as official nude night crew inspector you are required to submit nude pics of yourself before you can post on official night crew threads. i will accept nude photos of toga22 in lieu of pics of you though.
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I have to pass an inspection?

The Almighty King Austin and his Beautiful Queen Phatchik never told me of this law!!
 
I was uninformed of this law, and since I am the law, maybe there is no law. You can have that position, although there are a select few of these lady's who will not abide by your law
 
Toga is already appointed to the night royalty, so she is immune. Don't even dare go after PHATchik, and Hannibal might tear your arms off if you try Supergirl
 
Austin316 said:
and Hannibal might tear your arms off if you try Supergirl
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Thats not something that we really want to find out is it?
 
toga22 said:


I am just teasing you two...

We all know that the Almighty King Austin, the defender of evil and protector of Women, and his Beautiful Queen Phatchik, are above the ramblings of mere peasants!!
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I think you should be moved up in the positions. Much better than Lady in Waiting. :D
 
I already told you the otehr day when you helped me in that thread Id give you whatever job you wanted
 
Austin316 said:
I already told you the otehr day when you helped me in that thread Id give you whatever job you wanted
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Yes...But I haven't been on since the other night...And there has been many new appointments made!!
 
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toga22 said:


Yes...But I haven't been on since then at night...I their has been many new appointments made!!
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judging by that avatar I have a few positions in mind...but I must concentrate on my sworn duties.
 
Waiting for what? And where have you been the last few nights anywhoo? Ive had to pick on other people
 
Austin316 said:
And where have you been the last few nights anywhoo? Ive had to pick on other people
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I have been working...I have already put in like 54 hours this week!! Then Last night I ws lucky enough to get to chat with one of Wisconsin's finest!! Most expensive conversation I have ever had!!
 
GUESS WHAT GUYS GARZA SENT ME AN EMAIL TODAY. "DEAR HH, LONG TIME NO TALK. I HAVE BEEN BUSY STUDYING CAT ANATOMY. I LEARNED THAT THOSE CRUSTED EYEBALLS ON THE BABY CATS WERE REALLY NOT INFECT BUT FROM MY MAN JUICE. SEE AFTER I BANGED THE TRAILOR PARK MANAGER I PICKED UP THE PUSSY THINKING T WAS THE CUM TOWEL. SO I REALLY DIDN'T EED TO FLICK OUT IT'S EYEBALL. BUT I LEARNED THAT FEEDING CATS PEPTO BISMOL MAKE THERE TURDS A PINK COLOR AND I CAN TRICK MY SISTER INTO EATING THEM AS I SAY THEY ARE GRANDMAS CHRISTMAS COOKIES. I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE COST ME 99.99 AND CAN HOLD UP TO 300 POUNDS WHEN FULLY INFLATED. THAT WAY ONCE I CYCLE MY MUSCLETECH PRODUCTS AND GET HUGE I WILL STILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO APPRECIATES MY GOOD LOOKS AND NEW SIZE. I WILL WRITE MORE LATER BUT I AM HAVING MY NEIGHBOR WHO MAKES METH IN HER TRAILOR GIVE ME A ACID PEEL ON MY FACE WITH THE LEFTOVER CHEMICALS TO CLEAR UP MY PIMPLES. THANKS FORBEING MY BEST FRIEND. LOVE GARZA" \
THIS BOY NEEDS OUR HELP. SOMEONE START A THREAD SUPPORTING HIS RETURN.
 
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