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where is this quote from?
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hotzie
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its from dane cooks stand up
"Here's a good way to be remembered...next time you go to a big party, go into the room where all the coats are...Shit on the coats. Guaranteed at some point someone will come out of that room and say, 'someone shit on the coats!' That's the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats. 'Someone shit on the coats.' They might say, 'I think someone shit on the coats,' but you know...I think someone may have shit in or around the coat area. There's a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe someone has shit on the coats."
--Dane Cook
"Here's a good way to be remembered...next time you go to a big party, go into the room where all the coats are...Shit on the coats. Guaranteed at some point someone will come out of that room and say, 'someone shit on the coats!' That's the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats. 'Someone shit on the coats.' They might say, 'I think someone shit on the coats,' but you know...I think someone may have shit in or around the coat area. There's a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe someone has shit on the coats."
--Dane Cook
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