where is my wife natglutes tonight??

[smallmovesal]

 

[TheSalami]

natglutes wants deez nuts.

 

[smallmovesal]

nah she wants me more.. i'm her wife dammit

 

[gymnpoppa]

Hey cute Woman!

what's up Small? How is ya life treating you?

YOu husbandless tonight?

 

[TheSalami]

nah she wants me more.. i'm her wife dammit

you are too fat for her. she wants me.

 

[smallmovesal]

me - fat? lol!

husbandless as always poppa

 

[gymnpoppa]

salami keep

that damn telescope outta my window, you
shameless perve, Im not fat.....Im boneless

lean meat

Smalls, shake it off, my mother told me there would be days like this.....if this husbandless thing keeps up....I'll send ya a plane ticket to Dallas.....

 

[TheSalami]

you are so fat if someone stuck a fork in your head gravy would start pouring out. natglutes was practically begging me for my hot beef injection the other night.

 

[smallmovesal]

i think it's gonna be permanent to be honest.

hmm never been to texas...

 

[gymnpoppa]

Salami,

microwave Spam ain't hot beef......twig dick......

c'mon Smalls......I'll throw a EF party, since there are so many EF mems here......Spami, you can come too....we need a turd burglar mascot for conversation and jokes


Smalls, do you ever travel?