Where Is Captain Insano???

[KAYNE]

A FRIEND OF MINE WAS TELLING ME SOME SICK SHIT HE DID TO HER WITH HIS WEBCAM.........THIS DUDE REALLY IS FUCKED UP ISNT HE? I'VE NVR SAID TOO MUCH TO HIM, I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS SUCH AN ASS.

I'M SURE HE IS HERE UNDER ANOTHER NAME. DOESNT HE HAVE A GLASS EYE OR SOME SHIT?? SURE LOOKS LIKE IT IN HIS AVATAR.



KAYNE

 

[Big Johnson]

Tell us more, Kayne. What did he do?

 

[KAYNE]

HE WOULD SEND AN INVITE TO HER TO VIEW THE WEBCAM ON YAHOO MESSAGER AND WHEN THE SCREEN WOULD COME UP, HE WOULD BE BEATING OFF. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?

ONE TIME WHEN HE DID IT, ONE OF HER LITTLE KIDS WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. HE WOULD ALSO SEND HER "ANONYMOUS" KARMA ALL THE TIME WHEN SHE WAS A MEMBER HERE CALLING HER ALL KINDS OF STUPID SHIT. I GUESS HE DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT ALL OF THE KARMA HE WAS SENDING.

SOMEONE SHOULD PRY OUT HIS GLASS EYE AND START PLAYING MARBLES WITH IT. THIS DUDE HAS ISSUES.



KAYNE

 

[big dog]

Kayne, I never heard from you...if you want, send me your resume...CFO will check it out he said....

I didnt know D's body was that good...shit

 

[slack3r]

captain insano is cool, no he doesnt have a glass eye and hes fucked more girls than a pornstar

 

[KAYNE]

hes fucked more girls than a pornstar

YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR? IF THATS THE CASE, I HAVE SOME OCEANFRONT PROPERTY IN WYOMING TO SELL YOU. REAL CHEAP.

FUCKING A LOT OF GIRLS DOESNT MAKE HIM COOL. IT MAKES HIM CONTAGIOUS. BESIDES, ALL OF A SUDDEN, ALL OF THE ANONYMOUS WAS PRETTY MUCH HIM BEING A JACKFUCK. A LOT OF IT WAS STILL IN PEOPLE'S PROFILES WHEN THE KARMA BECAME AUTOSIGNED AND HIS NAME WAS NEXT TO IT.

SO GO AHEAD AND KEEP IDOLIZING SOMEONE LIKE CAPPY INSANO. ALL THESE GIRLS HE SUPPOSEDLY HAS FUCKED LOOK MORE LIKE THE BACK END OF A BILLY GOAT THAN CHICKS. IF THATS WHAT YOU LIKE THEN GO FOR IT.

AND WHAT TYPE OF DUDE BEATS OFF ON HIS WEBCAM AFTER SENDING AN INVITE FOR A CHAT? THE CHICK I KNOW THAT HE WAS COOL TO AT FIRST. HE PROVED DIFFERENT.



KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

DOG

I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE HAVING THAT MEETING SO SOON. I AM IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING THE RESUME TOGETHER. I JUST BOUGHT SOME SOFTWARE TO DO IT AND I'M CONSULTING MY FINANCE TEACHERS ABOUT IT.

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING IT PROFESSIONALLY DONE BUT I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE SHELLING OUT 300$ WHEN I CAN BASICALLY DO THE SAME THING WITH A LITTLE WORK.




KAYNE

 

[Big Johnson]

CRaptain Insano

 

[KAYNE]

DOG


YEAH, I FIGURED I'D HAVE A LITTLE MORE FUN WITH HER PIC SINCE SHE SAID SOME DUMB SHIT IN THE GYM LAST WEEK. SHE REALLY IS A NOT TOO INTELLIGENT GIRL.




KAYNE

 

[big dog]

Let your finance teacher help..fuck the 300 bones.

Most Girls and intelligence should not be used in the same sentence...especially social intelligence...

 

[KAYNE]

I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OFF SOON. I WAS BORED THE OTHER NIGHT SO I SAID FUCK IT.



KAYNE

 

[Canuck4]

Who cares about Captain querro

 

[KAYNE]

Re: Re: Where Is Captain Insano???

Who cares about Captain querro

I'M CURIOUS AS TO IF HE IS HERE UNDER ANOTHER NAME OR NOT.
THAT IS ALL.





KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

I hear he's in NO looking for a new trick.

You're in luck, KAYNE.

 

[KAYNE]

I hear he's in NO looking for a new trick.

WHY, YOURE NOT HERE ANYMORE, ARE YOU?



KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

WHY, YOURE NOT HERE ANYMORE, ARE YOU?



KAYNE

HARDLY.

I couldn't take the smell...

YOUR HERO,

X.