Where have you gotten stitches

[sweed]

If you tell me your story and where you got them, I will post mine, and I bet one of my stories will beat all of yours!

 

[BileStew]

Inside my esophogus. My epiglotis was pierced after I fought off 20,000 pygme warriors. Friends and I were walking through the Amazon one Sunday afternoon and stumbled across an old Aztec medallion. I picked it up and everything went all Indiana Jones around us. Trees falling, poison darts shot everywhere and Mary J. Blighe appeared out of no where. Odd thing was, she was wearing a Richard Nixon mask. So we immediately looked to see if Johnny Utah was still chasing Bodie.

Anyway, this army of Gary Colemans started chasing us so I stood my ground. They poked and prodded me with complimentary diner toothpicks they used as spears into my torse and throat. (Hence my pierced epiglotis). After that, I was pissed. Used my Wonder Twin powers, turned them all into ice pops, morphed into a teradactyl and flew out of there.

So, let's hear about yours.

 

[from zero]

3 on my right thumb. Hand slipped and got cut on a piece of metal in my car while installing speakers.

7 on my left index finger after slicing the corner of it (almost all the way through) with an x-acto knife.

Not really good stories ...

 

[sweed]

hahahaha.. nice story

when i was like 6.. i was on a swing pretending to be Indiana Jones... (NO JOKE!!!!) I jumped off and the S- hook that connects the chain to the seat caught my sac and ripped it open... yaa , that wasn't fun..... I run to my house and pulled down my pants and my brother loooks at me for one second and starts crying ans was like.. AHHHHHHHHHH , haha, my mom came how about 2 minutes later and was like "shit shit shit shit shit", haha.. but i can still have kids...

the same summer.. I was on a scooter and I fell off and the handle bar ripped my nose open so if i was to put my finger up my nose, you would see it poking out, haha ya kinda gross man.. but it didn't hurt...
boy that was a fun summer...

can u beat that??

 

[tripleblonde]

wow...that's a story....

i have a scar on my upper left thigh from when i was 8

riding my bike home and a drunk driver ran a stop sign in our neighborhood...i stopped quickly to avoid hitting him and in the process my left leg went in between the bicycle chain and the front twisted cutting the chain deep into my leg....i cringe thinkin about it....the drunk guy tried to pick me up and put me in his car to "help", but my neighbor who was an old man ran out into the street after witnessing it and stopped him before he left with me....heh

 

[jenscats5]

For our 1st wedding anniversary my hubby & I took a cruise out of NY to Bermuda. When we got there we got off the boat to rent motor scooters & I had never ridden or operated one B4.....they want you to drive up the hill, turn around & come back.....Well I went up the hill & I guess the throttle got stuck or something & the scooter took off & I crashed into 2 trucks & almost went thru a plate glass window & got dragged a bit.....went to the emergency room & got 6 stiches in my leg where the kickstand punched thru.......


Another time I was walking down the stairs in my house & had not fastened the buckles on my sandals....well I slipped & slid down the stairs into the banister....my pinky toe went to the right when my foot hit the banister, the other 4 toes went left....I basically almost ripped my pinky toe off & had to get 3 stiches in between my toes.....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Got any Hunter Pegor stories there Stewie?

 

[sweed]

ya scarey , but i still am winning!

 

[BileStew]

Got any Hunter Pegor stories there Stewie?

It was a dark night. Hunter Pegor stumbled lazily through the thick foliage of the surrounding forest.
"Where the fuck did the Sun go?" he asked of no one in particular.
Hunter was a large man. He had thick, broad shoulders and strong arms to match them. Curly locks of dirty blonde hair cascaded down past his forehead, licking delicately at his handsome nose and full lips. Hunter was not the type of man to be caught unprepared in any situation. He carried a long broadsword strapped to his back and was by no means a novice in the proper use of such a powerful weapon.
Suddenly, a tall, slender man stepped out from beneath the cloak of darkness. He kept to the shadows but revealed himself just enough to make his presence known. Hunter turned and in one fluid motion drew his sword.
"Can I help you?" Hunter enquired.
The stranger shifted his gaze slightly to acknowledge the heavy weapon in the large man's hands. The sudden movement revealed two pointy ears poking through his thick mane of jet black hair. An elf, Hunter thought.
"What do you want?" Hunter asked again as he sheathed his mighty sword.
"Nothing, really. I heard you while taking a walk through the woods. I was just curious at to what you were doing in so lonely a place at this hour."
The elf then reached into a brown satchel he carried at his side and drew forth a white rabbit. He began poking playfully at the rabbit's genitals while rubbing himself ferociously. "You can piss all over my rabbit if you like," he said.
Hunter quickly revealed his immense phallus while muttering the words to a spell under his breath. As he pulled his foreskin back, the head of his penis began to emit a bright white light. The elf realed backwards, blinded by the overpowering light and clutching at his eyes wildly in anguish. Hunter didn't waste an instant. He drew his broadsword and prepared himself to deal a mighty blow. With a grunt, he unleashed the full force of his muscular arms, cleaving the elf in half.
The right side of the dead elf's body slowly separated from the left and fell to the ground with a loud thump. Hunter wiped the gore from his blade with the elf's tunic. As he turned to leave he noticed a slightly obese, stark naked gnome sodomizing the elf's white rabbit from behind. With a smile on his blood-smeared face, Hunter turned and walked into the night. As he escaped into the darkness he heard the muffled cries of joy emanating from the lips of the portly gnome.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

12 stiches in the nut sack.


Don't ask.