Where can I purchase a monkey?

[Nathan]

Does anyone know any good online pet purchasing services? There's gotta be some. If not, how does one go about buying a baby monkey?

 

[flex123]

can I ask what you need this monkey for?

 

[manny78]

Does anyone know any good online pet purchasing services? There's gotta be some. If not, how does one go about buying a baby monkey?

not sure but buying one of these in Canada would require a license. Depending on the type of monkey you want it might be forbidden to import it. Also it would cost a lot to have it shipped to your house since UPS, Fedex won't handle animals, livestock.....

 

[BodhiDharma]

can I ask what you need this monkey for?

maybe to spank it

 

[Nathan]

It's primarily sexual to be honest but I don't feel too comfortable getting into the details on here what with it being personal and all. I want a monkey to fetch me stuff as well. And to do tricks upon command.

 

[manny78]

can I ask what you need this monkey for?

I heard AIDS was first brought by humans who had sex with monkeys........lol

 

[Nathan]

I heard AIDS was first brought by humans who had sex with monkeys........lol

Don't worry, I'll have it tested first.

 

[BodhiDharma]

Don't worry, I'll have it tested first.

lol

 

[Bobber]

My freind used to have a monkey but it ran away. You can find them in the newspaper under Exotic and Miscellaneous pets.

 

[Nathan]

My freind used to have a monkey but it ran away. You can find them in the newspaper under Exotic and Miscellaneous pets.

Sweet thanks. you want me to see if i can find you one too?

 

[Bobber]

Sweet thanks. you want me to see if i can find you one too?

LOL! As great as that may sound i think I can only muster up the power to spank ONE monkey.

 

[Nathan]

Fair enough. Just don't spank the one you have too hard or else he may get all red and infected and then you'll be in real trouble.

 

[dawookie]

You could teach the monkey to take up-skirt pictures or maybe steal stuff out of vending/soda machines.

 

[HighIntensity]

I only want a monkey so I can train him to steal for me, but I have posted this many a times

 

[bwood]

guess i saw OUTBREAK too many times...

burn the fuckin rainforest and those fuckin monkeys...

airborne ebola is just a matter of time...

 

[buckydingdong]

www.vanimals.net

he sells a good selection of monkeys out of texas. Other unique pets also.
If you are serious, read up about monkeys, they aren't fun. They masturbate in front of anyone/everyone if they want, and are generally fuckers. Watch out for attacks by the 3-4 year old range as well.

 

[HighIntensity]

www.vanimals.net

. They masturbate in front of anyone/everyone if they want, and are generally fuckers.

hehe this should only make nathens decision easier

 

[Nathan]

hehe this should only make nathens decision easier

First, if you could spell my name right once in a while that would be great. Thanks.
Second, it would be hypocritical of me to judge a monkey based on his compulsion to masturbate in public.

 

[HighIntensity]

First, if you could spell my name right once in a while that would be great. Thanks.
Second, it would be hypocritical of me to judge a monkey based on his compulsion to masturbate in public.

wana fight?

 

[PinK233]

www.vanimals.net


They masturbate in front of anyone/everyone if they want, and are generally fuckers.

LOL that would be funny to watch while you're high

 

[jesus 2]

frackal is not for sale

 

[malhavoc]

This is what you need

http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/

helper monkeys are where it's at!