Where can I get some bunny ears?

[Nathan]

Not real ones though now my curiosity has been sparked as to whether or not someone actually sells real bunny ears and how much they might go for. Anyway, real bunny ears aside, where can I acquire a pair of those fake ones - the ones on those hair band thingys. You know the ones. I'm fucking serious. It's gonna be my new identity. "The guy with the bunny ears." I'll be legendary. You'll see. So, let's hear it.

 

[KnoXville]

http://store.playboy.com/homemain.jsp?ruleID=50211&itemID=0&itemType=HOME_PAGE

 

[Japanese machine]

you wont be legendary; Link already owns one. He is da man!

 

[Nathan]

That's not especially nice you know. To say I won't be legendary. There are other factors involved like my permanently erect phallus. So there.

 

[KnoXville]

This guy stole your thunder ..

 

[john937]

Wear these rabbit ears and in addition to getting all local channels, you can have discussions with the inhabitants of Vorgon.

(yes it's slow at work today)

 

[lilperronis]

are you talking about like the ones that the dude on jackass wears?

 

[KnoXville]

Party boy!

Don't forget about the tail patch either ..

 

[dballer]

I guess you just watched the movie Gummo

 

[Japanese machine]

That's not especially nice you know. To say I won't be legendary. There are other factors involved like my permanently erect phallus. So there.

i might be in your best interest to know that when HE puts bunny ears on he runs much faster, and is responsible for delivering mail at times; and we all know what a advantage that is; as for your phallus, i talked to his bitch Zelda and she says you have nothing on him.

 

[KnoXville]

 

[lilperronis]

damn bro she is hot

 

[Nathan]

Nope, I did not just watch Gummo. Sorry.

I feel like ass now. Trying not to vomit but if I do it'll be in all of your general directions.

 

[circusgirl]

Not real ones though now my curiosity has been sparked as to whether or not someone actually sells real bunny ears and how much they might go for. Anyway, real bunny ears aside, where can I acquire a pair of those fake ones - the ones on those hair band thingys. You know the ones. I'm fucking serious. It's gonna be my new identity. "The guy with the bunny ears." I'll be legendary. You'll see. So, let's hear it.

if you're really serious - a costume or theatrical supplies shop. Try a dancewear shop - they probably sell them to young ballet types.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: Where can I get some bunny ears?

young ballet types.

oh great - thanks a lot - now I have to go rub one out.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Where can I get some bunny ears?

if you're really serious - a costume or theatrical supplies shop. Try a dancewear shop - they probably sell them to young ballet types.

Okay. Thanks. What types of things do you suppose young ballet types would say? i can totally pull off pretending to be an 8 year old ballet-loving girl. Seriously.

 

[circusgirl]

Re: Re: Re: Where can I get some bunny ears?

Okay. Thanks. What types of things do you suppose young ballet types would say? i can totally pull off pretending to be an 8 year old ballet-loving girl. Seriously.

"My daughter needs some for a costume". Or just plain and simple, "I need some for a batchelor party, and a grilfriend suggested you might stock some". They may not like it, but business is business.

BTW, anything you get in a dance store will be more expensive than a joke or ahlloween shop. This is because the stuff they sell has to put up with the wear and tear of being stretched and thrown around on stage without falling to bits, and generally last the whole run of the show. Hence, for example, why ballet tights are 20 dollars, whereas regular tights are more like 5.

 

[HappyScrappy]

say I went into a dance store and said "holy shit, help me please! I really fucking need to get my ass inside some of those tights... mmmm, oh god, those tights - need them now! and shit - TELL ME you have bunny ears! TELL ME!! I want pink, and I want fuzz - I WANT TO BE PRETTY"

and would it help if I had a gun? would it help if it was obviously a squirt gun?

 

[Nathan]

Gotcha. i agree ballet tights are getting way too expensive. I go through them way too fast too. Like WAY too fast. Thanks.

 

[circusgirl]

Gotcha. i agree ballet tights are getting way too expensive. I go through them way too fast too. Like WAY too fast. Thanks.

Dude, you need to get the guys' ones, not the ones in the little girls' section. Mind you, they don't really do fishnet ballet tights for guys, more lyrca really.

Also, clear nail polish is good for stopping runs in tights travelling . Or just use the pink polish from your French manicure set instead . What, you don't have a French manicure set? What kind of ballerina are you? You need to study the life and times of J Edgar Hoover a bit moer...

 

[Nathan]

Oh no, I have like 5 French manicure sets so don't worry. I prefer to spread it all over my genitals though. I like the way it feels when it dries. No one likes me anymore do they?

 

[HappyScrappy]

sometimes if I'm in line at a store or a fast food place, and I don't feel like waiting - I will sing random lines from "Little Red Corvette" over and over, increasingly louder until the line clears up a bit.
if I smack myself, it seems to make things speed up too.

 

[Nathan]

sometimes if I'm in line at a store or a fast food place, and I don't feel like waiting - I will sing random lines from "Little Red Corvette" over and over, increasingly louder until the line clears up a bit.
if I smack myself, it seems to make things speed up too.

When you said that, I had to masturbate right away.