When you take a shit...

[KHMER ROGUE]

Do you wipe front or back? I always wipe from the behind but I hate it when I get a stain on my hands. It's quite annoying when that happens. Wipe, wipe, wipe then oh, shit! It's soap-time. Front has it advantages but guess what? If you're a guy, you have that possibility of letting some of that stain get onto your scrotum. That's a big NO-NO. I know women like to wipe from the front because there isn't any obstacle in the front. I know they do this when they take a piss but what about a shit?

Hmmm...front or back for a guy when wiping? The dilemma is brutal and messy. Please, no smart-ass comments. This is serious, please.

 

[Citruscide]

This question again?! wasn't this just asked like a week ago? Front to back... I don't want shit on my balls...

That's why women's coochie smells bad, if they wipe back to front, they get some poo mixed in with the goods.

C

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

LOL, that may be the answer to why some women have that "dead fish" or "Chinese food leftover" smell. Hmmm...you may be onto something.

Guess I'm leaning toward the back for now...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

last week I took a shit that was too long for the tiolet.It finally broke loose and graze my nutz leaving a "skid mark".I was not fond of the skidmark odor,therefore I prefer to wipe front to back.

 

[casavant]

That's why women's coochie smells bad, if they wipe back to front, they get some poo mixed in with the goods.

C

It also increase the likelihood of vaginal irritation from rampant bacteria.

 

[rnch]

i have to admit, i never have given this much thought.

then, as i was reading this thread, i felt the urge for a big protien dump.

after i blasted the water, top of the toilet rim and the botom of the seat, i noticed in which direction i wipe.

scrotum to 'roids it is.

no funky smell on my shaved balls!!!!!!!!

 

[Calypso]

i've got a self cleaning asshole like my dog, saves on t.p.

 

[Shankerr]

I just have one question...... you mentioned "soap time" as if you only wash your hands when you get a stain on them.... What the christ is that about??

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I just have one question...... you mentioned "soap time" as if you only wash your hands when you get a stain on them.... What the christ is that about??

I'm not a soap man. More like a Crisco man.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

crisco in da ass can help you run alot faster.

 

[JDarty6173]

How about you just shit then shower.... no wiping needed

 

[ConstantChange]

Front to back here

 

[grafix-GNC]

i only wash my hands if i shit on them....

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

How about you just shit then shower.... no wiping needed

Hmmm....BIDET! How about this?

http://bidet-2000.com/daelim.htm

• Massage cleaning with adjustable nozzle
• Warm-air drying and warm seat

No more TP for me! Honestly, I tried it before in a house somewhere. I loved the feeling of cold water sprinking on my......well, you get the idea. With a new bidet like that, I'd never want to leave!