When you die, what do you want for an epitaph?

[Freak Show]

Since, it seems we're kinda bored here. How bout it? What do you want people to read about you? I need to give it some thought first before I reply.

 

[Big Buck]

I will get a formal military burial.....I want them to say..."big pimpin....uh....fucked alot of hoes.....uh....juiced alot....uh...and a BIG BAD motherfucker!!!"

 

[karson]

here it goes

Here lies a couragous father, husband and son.
1977-2098

I think I chose that one because those are all the things I hope to be before I die.....................

 

[moe dank]

Finally
or
I'm glad thats over

 

[Kryp2o]

"And when they carve my stone all they need to write on it was once lived a man who got all he ever wanted"

 

[Wfabrizio]

F.T.W. (Fuck The World!!)

 

[WODIN]

Now that wasn't so bad....

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I'd like for them to play Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence."

 

[Freak Show]

Finally
or
I'm glad thats over

 

[HappyScrappy]

Here lies HappyScrappy.
He owed a lot of people a lot of money.

 

[moe dank]

hahaahaa

good shit HS

 

[Sassy69]

Vini, Vidi, Vici... and then ordered a couple "Happy Meals" to go. Extra napkins.

 

[bigmag]

DAMN Karson....you wanna live to be 121? that's pretty fucking old....
I would like to say...."That Big mother Fucker!"

 

[JohnnyO]

My epitaph would say:

"A true gift to the world .. he was shared and enjoyed by all"

 

[rudedawg]

I will get a formal military burial.....I want them to say..."big pimpin....uh....fucked alot of hoes.....uh....juiced alot....uh...and a BIG BAD motherfucker!!!"

Hey Buck what is the Marines policy on gear?

 

[Jae]

He Ain't Here

 

[BackDoc]

"I told you I was sick!"

 

[cm3504jm]

"Whats this little red button for?"

 

[May1010]

HERE LIES SPECIAL_BILL'S BITCH BOY

 

[tubby74]

"Two Tits, a hole and a heartbeat made Him smile"