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When taking it up the butt...

This is one of those times where the scientific method comes into play.

Get out that old 6th grade science book and get started on a productive evening.
 
BO-CEPHUS said:
This is one of those times where the scientific method comes into play.

Get out that old 6th grade science book and get started on a productive evening.
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Ok, I got the book, now I need an assitant to test out this hypothesis. Knowing your history, I'm sure you won't have any problem helping me out...

Want me to cook dinner first?
 
68GT350 said:


Ok, I got the book, now I need an assitant to test out this hypothesis. Knowing your history, I'm sure you won't have any problem helping me out...

Want me to cook dinner first?
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Forget the dinner. Do as you please and kick my sorry ass out the door.
 
BO-CEPHUS said:
This is one of those times where the scientific method comes into play.

Get out that old 6th grade ruler out, and measure a zuchini that is 8 inches long and proceed to stick in your monkey ass.
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well, i had rectal exams with a doctor's finger (or two) up my ass poking around at whatever's up there... it felit like I was pooping... but not the pleasant type of pooping I usually feel whem Im really pooping, it felt like a forced pooping... if that makes sense...
 
You should have titled your thread like any of these:

"Hey Cornholio, when your taking....."
"Hey SSME, when your taking....."
"Hey Frorider, when your taking....."
"Hey Milhouse, when your taking....."
"Hey DOT, when your taking....."
"Hey Spentagn, when your taking....."
"Hey JohnnyO, when your taking....."
"Hey Spongebob, when your taking....."

Etc.....


And you would have a detailed account from one of these kings of ass munching.
 
WODIN said:
You should have titled your thread like any of these:

"Hey Cornholio, when your taking Wodin's wife and inserting the 12 candles, does she light up light The Statue Of Liberty?"
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NicolePap said:




LOL!!-- flexed is a team player-- just helping out 68GT350


But Ill answer Nope-- it doesnt feel that way...
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LOL!!

Is that all it takes to get your attention?
 
WODIN said:
You should have titled your thread like any of these:

"Hey Cornholio, when your taking....."
"Hey SSME, when your taking....."
"Hey Frorider, when your taking....."
"Hey Milhouse, when your taking....."
"Hey DOT, when your taking....."
"Hey Spentagn, when your taking....."
"Hey JohnnyO, when your taking....."
"Hey Spongebob, when your taking....."

Etc.....


And you would have a detailed account from one of these kings of ass munching.
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I feel so left out...
 
spentagn said:


Corn's the same way.
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True. I tell people how reamed out you have become from playing Ring Around The Dingleberry Bush with SSME, Havoc and Wodin. You gotta put something in there to produce some friction. Like a peeled cantalopue or something.
 
All I know is not too long ago I had a Prostrate examination.
I told the SOB I hope he took pictures, cause he ain't ever doing that again.

Motherfucker, with his finger way too far up, he said "there it is".
I said "No, that's my Adams Apple, now get it out!"
 
Okay - so perhaps it feels like "pooping" on the withdrawl stroke - but how would you describe the sensation as the old one-eyed soldier ENTERS the abyss??

Would this be like "reverse-pooping" - if so, what the hell is "reverse-pooping"....funny that I must pose this question since I am the one who introduced the term....

...ironic? or merely foolish?
 
Zebo said:
All I know is not too long ago I had a Prostrate examination.
I told the SOB I hope he took pictures, cause he ain't ever doing that again.

Motherfucker, with his finger way too far up, he said "there it is".
I said "No, that's my Adams Apple, now get it out!"
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Lose the Coke bottle again???
 
Stryc-9 said:
Okay - so perhaps it feels like "pooping" on the withdrawl stroke - but how would you describe the sensation as the old one-eyed soldier ENTERS the abyss??
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I'm telling you, ask Corn. Wodin tells me he likes to be called Sgt. Helmet Head when felching his own sour sauce out of Wodin's "ass." I use the quotes because you and I would better recognize it as a swimming pool- you know, one that's always swimming.
 
Spent is just pissed cuz he can't get his cock ring aka wing nut off...
 
I knew better than to read this thread.........you all are sick.................:p :p

oh yea, I am too, I even replied..............grrrrrrrrrr
 
frorider6 said:


I wish I'd been left out. :rolleyes:

68, I'm starting to wonder about you man. You feeling "experimental" these days?
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No, If I was feeling experimental, I wouldn't have posted this thread...I woulda just tried it out.

Anyway, my ex-girlfriend told me that when she took it up the butt. She said it felt like she was taking a huge dump. The thought of my gf pooping was enough to spoil the moment. Just reminiscing now.
 
The best is when you can feel a chunk of shit when you're ramming your cock up an ass that's brewed a healthy log in the colon.

That, will make you want to vomit.

NOTE : I AM NOT GAY. I DO NOT PUT MY PENIS IN MEN'S CAVATIES. THIS PERTAINS TO WOMEN ONLY. I HAVE HAD A
WOMAN OR TWO PUT THEIR FINGER IN MY ASS... AND I TELL ALL MY BROTHER'S OUT THERE THAT WITH A FINGER ON THE PROSTATE WHEN YOU ARE CUMMING WILL MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO FAINT. NO BULLSHIT.

BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, SHAVE THE AREA BEFORE YOUR BELOVED PUTS HER FINGER, OR TONGUE, IN THAT FOREST OF YOURS... THE AMAZON CRACK SHOULD BE SHAVED!!!

68 - Grab some KY, glide it in there, find out for yourself.
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Crazier said:


NOTE : I AM GAY. I DO PUT MY PENIS IN MEN'S CAVATIES. THIS DOES NOT PERTAIN TO WOMEN. I HAVE HAD A
WOMAN OR TWO PUT THEIR FINGER IN MY ASS... AND I TELL ALL, MY BROTHER'S FINGER ON MY PROSTATE WHEN I AM CUMMING MAKES ME THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT. NO BULLSHIT.

BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, SHAVE THE AREA BEFORE YOUR BELOVED PUTS HIS FINGER, OR TONGUE, IN THAT FOREST OF YOURS... THE AMAZON CRACK SHOULD BE SHAVED!!!
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Yup.
 
I never really thought about pooping ... I just ram it in there and think "is that all ya got... come on harder, harder, yea, what's my name, what's my name bitch!"
 
68GT350 said:


Yup.
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Ahhh, how cute.

We have a homophob on our hands. A boy that is afraid that a little prostate pressure would turn him into Nelly.

What's the next homo question you are going to ask? If it's really all that bad to take a blowjob from a hot shemale?

Haven't found any plans for the weekend yet, huh buddy?
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Crazier said:


Ahhh, how cute.

We have a homophob on our hands. A boy that is afraid that a little prostate pressure would turn him into Nelly.

What's the next homo question you are going to ask? If it's really all that bad to take a blowjob from a hot shemale?

Haven't found any plans for the weekend yet, huh buddy?
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Yup.
 
68GT350 said:


Yup.
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Glad we agree, again.

Based on our conversation, it is easy to diagnose you as suffering with the following fears.

You are a homophob.
You are a crazaphobic. (Won't do anything but agree with me,
because of your fear of anything crazy.)
And, of course the most obvious, eurotophia.
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Crazier said:


Glad we agree, again.

Based on our conversation, it is easy to diagnose you as suffering with the following fears.

You are a homophob.
You are a crazaphobic. (Won't do anything but agree with me,
because of your fear of anything crazy.)
And, of course the most obvious, eurotophia. I like dick.
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Yup.
 
68GT350 said:


Yup.
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See. This explains my love for pyschology. I've always known I was great with people. 68 - Someday I will have my license, and you can be one of my first patient's my friend. There is a cure.
And together, we will find it.
--
 
Crazier said:


Glad we agree, again.

Based on our conversation, it is easy to diagnose you as suffering with the following fears.

You are a homophob.
You are a crazaphobic. (Won't do anything but agree with me,
because of your fear of anything crazy.)
And, of course the most obvious, eurotophia.I like dick.
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Maybe you didn't look closely enough.

BTW, Yup.
 
68GT350 said:


Maybe you didn't look closely enough.

BTW, Yup.
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Oh... you also like dick. Yes, that would come with your case of eurotophia we previously discussed.

You are definately not a Cockophobiac.
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If you're going to try and insult me, at least do it in a humorous manner. I'm seriously bored with these lame-ass attempts.
 
68GT350 said:
If you're going to try and insult me, at least do it in a humorous manner. I'm seriously bored with these lame-ass attempts.
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Your 'Yups' are much more better at keeping interest. I'm at work trying to burn the next 37 minutes... bored shitless. And, it seems no one else is on the board.
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First off I AM NOT GAY... now that we have that clear, my ex girl friend said it hurt soo bad and she made me stop... j/w does it always hurt Girls this much..... :confused:
 
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