when life hands you lemons

[saint808]

you make lemonade...
cliche... definately
trite... maybe
but so very true...

however, you can still hit someone in the face with a hammer if you want. it will ease the pain for a short time.

 

[2Thick]

You have passive/aggressive tendencies.

 

[Big Johnson]

when life hands you lemons

Put them in your rectum, bend over, and cough.

 

[prophet]

Put them in your rectum, bend over, and cough.

bro, you can't do that with florida lemons....they won'y fit! i mean you can try ky and all....i don't think one of those suckers would ever get in there

btw....is that a good remedy for a sore throut?

 

[Big Johnson]

is that a good remedy for a sore throut?

Only if you can fit them in your mouth afterwards! LOL!

 

[Puc]

 

[prophet]

Puc, you could fit a watermelon in that hole....holy shit!

 

[Citruscide]

When life hands you lemons, I usually say "Hey, free lemons" because they cost $1.29 a pound at the grocery store -- Jack Handy.

C-ditty

 

[Paulos]

I'm getting tired of Lemonade.

 

[saint808]

i'm just saying try and make the best out of a bad situation.

 

[Citruscide]

i'm just saying try and make the best out of a bad situation.

By drinking lemonade? Would Lemon Flavored Gatorade work???

Citrus

 

[biteme]

I can't eat dinner after looking at that. Thanks Puc.

 

[saint808]

By drinking lemonade? Would Lemon Flavored Gatorade work???

Citrus

no, just take what life gives you and move on... make the best of it.. and then if it still doesn't help get a hammer and smash someone in the face

 

[Goofy Fuck]

When life hands you lemons...

Ask "life" where the fuck the Tequila and Salt are!!

 

[BigRedCat]

passive aggressive behavior is something I have found in the majority of Californians.

I think life has been firing lemons from a grenade launcher at me the past few years! Fuck off life! Damn. Give a guy a break already. Know what I mean? I wanna kick life's ass soooo bad! haha.