when life hands you lemons make lemonade...

[saint808]

i dunno who said that but fuck him!

 

[distanced]

lol

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Agreed.

 

[john937]

Whoever it was, I bet he lives in Florida.

 

[hardrock]

I cut the tips off and squirt it in life's eyes.

"there life! How's that feel? I bet it burns huh? Maybe you'll think next time"


Either that or cut the ends off and get a bottle of gin. After every gulp(not sip)squeeze a little in your mouth. Mmmmm yummy!