When In Doubt Just Blame Americans

[puddlemonkey]

NASSIRIYA, Iraq (Reuters) - A two-meter shark has been caught in a river in southern Iraq more than 200 km (160 miles) from the sea.

Karim Hasan Thamir said he was fishing with his sons last week when they spotted a large fish thrashing about in his net. "I recognized the fish as a shark because I have seen one on a television program," he told Reuters.

The shark was pulled from the mouth of an irrigation canal that joins the Euphrates River. The Euphrates joins the Tigris River further east to form the Shatt al-Arab waterway which flows south past Basra into the Gulf.

Dr. Mohamed Ajah, assistant dean of the college of science at Thi Qar University in Nassiriya, said barriers in river estuaries usually prevented sharks swimming upstream.

"In this case, I think this animal was there for a long time but no one had managed to see it," he said.

Locals blamed the U.S. military for the shark's presence.

Tahseen Ali, a teacher, said there was a "75 percent chance" Americans had put the shark in the water.

"This is very frightening for us. Our children always swim in the river and I believe that there are more sharks. I believe that America is behind this matter," said fisherman Hatim Karim.

 

[crazyjoe]

They should try and catch them with some monkey meat on a hook

 

[jh1]

LOL... we have much more effective ways of harming you and your childrenz....


Don't fuck with us. Or it's gonna 100% chance it's us.

 

[binö]

LOL... we have much more effective ways of harming you and your childrenz....


Don't fuck with us. Or it's gonna 100% chance it's us.

i get the impression these yambags think they could pwn us if it came down to it.
almost like they look forward to the day it happens...wtf?

 

[SpyWizard]

i think we should drop crystal meth in little baggies by the 1000's from planes...

that'll fixem..

oil will be $5 a barrel inside of a month

 

[jh1]

i get the impression these yambags think they could pwn us if it came down to it.
almost like they look forward to the day it happens...wtf?

A ground war is almost impossible against citizens these days, especially with the media and the lack ballz it takes to pull through the blood and guts of innocents to acheive an end...

War isn't War anymore bro.

Fuck look at WWII... germans bizmaping the fuck outta London, whatever the fuck they could hit.... that's war..... Horrendous War.....

 

[jh1]

Not to mention our smack down on Japan x2.

 

[jh1]

Those are the 'Whazzzup NOOOOOOWWWW beyotch? Got something else to say?' types of moves it takes to win wars.

Thats why Vietnam, Iraq, Afghan, etc... they just linger and we lose will / moral....

 

[binö]

A ground war is almost impossible against citizens these days, especially with the media and the lack ballz it takes to pull through the blood and guts of innocents to acheive an end...

War isn't War anymore bro.

Fuck look at WWII... germans bizmaping the fuck outta London, whatever the fuck they could hit.... that's war..... Horrendous War.....

that's just it, why would we fuck with a ground war?
ground troops would be just be for mop up.
and the PC would be ditched if they struck hard first
fuck nobody got bombed harder than germany...all their major cities (except for munich?) got destroyed.
casualties higher than the h-bomb

 

[binö]

Those are the 'Whazzzup NOOOOOOWWWW beyotch? Got something else to say?' types of moves it takes to win wars.

Thats why Vietnam, Iraq, Afghan, etc... they just linger and we lose will / moral....

usa seems to suck at occupying when we don't first obliterate the country.
occupied germany and japan with major success.
didn't have as much success with nam, iraq, afgahn...but we didn't wreck the country first.
fuck we didn't even bomb hanoi how fucked up is that?

 

[jh1]

that's just it, why would we fuck with a ground war?
ground troops would be just be for mop up.
and the PC would be ditched if they struck hard first
fuck nobody got bombed harder than germany...all their major cities (except for munich?) got destroyed.
casualties higher than the h-bomb

We'll never do it.

That is back out and bomb indiscriminently - which is what it takes when you are fighting an armed civialian population as opposed to an organized army.

 

[binö]

We'll never do it.

That is back out and bomb indiscriminently - which is what it takes when you are fighting an armed civialian population as opposed to an organized army.

i hope it never comes to it.
though a good way to break an army is to starve their families and crush infastructure.
worked great for the allies in ww1 and 2

 

[jh1]

i hope it never comes to it.
though a good way to break an army is to starve their families and crush infastructure.
worked great for the allies in ww1 and 2

Not only that, when everyone is dying - they eventually force the people causing more bombings to stop fighting and start negotiating in hopes of rebuilding what's left.

 

[Megalomaniac]

that's just it, why would we fuck with a ground war?
ground troops would be just be for mop up.
and the PC would be ditched if they struck hard first
fuck nobody got bombed harder than germany...all their major cities (except for munich?) got destroyed.
casualties higher than the h-bomb

Even Munich got hit hard, they just rebuilt it the old way instead of going for the new.

As for the fucking idiots thinking we planted the shark, they were probably listening to the idiots who said the US actually did 911. I say we line them all up and mow them down, yes that is ALL of them including the pussies back in this country who don't understand how the world works. If we are pounding someone then someone else will be doing the pounding. Sure it would be great for all of us to hug but 100% chance that during the hug someone would get stabbed in the back, more than likely by the guy who thinks we imported a shark into his polluted river that they haven't maintained.

 

[binö]

Even Munich got hit hard, they just rebuilt it the old way instead of going for the new.

As for the fucking idiots thinking we planted the shark, they were probably listening to the idiots who said the US actually did 911. I say we line them all up and mow them down, yes that is ALL of them including the pussies back in this country who don't understand how the world works. If we are pounding someone then someone else will be doing the pounding. Sure it would be great for all of us to hug but 100% chance that during the hug someone would get stabbed in the back, more than likely by the guy who thinks we imported a shark into his polluted river that they haven't maintained.

that didn't work too well for the german army and ss.
the men doing the mowing got discouraged and bummed over wanton slaughter.
a better way had to be found viola gas chamber.

 

[Megalomaniac]

that didn't work too well for the german army and ss.
the men doing the mowing got discouraged and bummed over wanton slaughter.
a better way had to be found viola gas chamber.

But the Germans didn't have me!

 

[binö]

But the Germans didn't have me!

you wanna mow down ladies and kiddos?
not many have the heart

 

[Megalomaniac]

you wanna mow down ladies and kiddos?
not many have the heart

Yes you should know this is the net and I'm just talking smack so don't fly off the handle on how some guy wants to kill babies. With that said, sure.

 

[binö]

Yes you should know this is the net and I'm just talking smack so don't fly off the handle on how some guy wants to kill babies. With that said, sure.

you should post a disclamier in your sig
then that will relieve you of all net responsibility (i.e drug possesion, underage girls, etc)

 

[Megalomaniac]

you should post a disclamier in your sig
then that will relieve you of all net responsibility (i.e drug possesion, underage girls, etc)

awesome, I think I will do that. Something like:

"This post and any information enclosed within the post, contains restricted and/or privileged information and is intended only for comedic reasons on EF. If you are not the intended observer of this file, you must not disseminate, modify, copy/plagiarize or take action in reliance upon it, unless written permission from the said author."

 

[binö]

awesome, I think I will do that. Something like:

"This post and any information enclosed within the post, contains restricted and/or privileged information and is intended only for comedic reasons on EF. If you are not the intended observer of this file, you must not disseminate, modify, copy/plagiarize or take action in reliance upon it, unless written permission from the said author."

fuck bro, you might as well open up a lab now, you are in the clear.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Stories like this make me so much more confident that genocide is the only answer to our 3rd world problem...