When I see an old woman fall...

[Superfoot]

...my first instinct is to laugh, but then I think "What if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then I wouldn't think it was so funny!".

 

[softballgirl]

This post isn't the least bit necessary.

 

[HappyScrappy]

neither is this one

 

[Milhouse]

Your a fucking idiot CaptainAwesomeAssmuncher!
I hope you remember that when you're parents or grandparents can't take care of themselves and you have to do it.

Better yet I hope some old fart kicks the shit out of you, that would be funny.

 

[donutglazer]

I once saw a fat women fall on some ice.

I ran and called an ambulance.

I mean I had to, really.

I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out.

 

[Superfoot]

This post isn't the least bit necessary.

Relax...Don't you recognize "deep thoughts" when you hear them?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Some people have no sense of humor.

What's really funny is when an old lady tips over in her motorized wheelchair. When she is struggling to get up, you run over, throw her out of the wheelchair and toss the wheelchair on top of her. The cracking of her hip and the muffled cries of "whippersnapper" are fun for all ages.