What's your favorite saying on those candy hearts?

[dave smith]

What's your favorite saying on those candy hearts?
By the way, those candies sucked!

 

[Paulos]

"The way to my heart is through your anus".

 

[Apöllo]

Suck Me Beautiful

 

[dave smith]

Be my little whore

 

[presguy]

aren't you alittle big boned to be eating candy?

 

[dave smith]

Nah, I just keep it on hand for little girls.

 

[Entropy]

Nah, I just keep it on hand for little girls.

karma!

 

[Pamela]

/\ /\ /\ /\

I've never seen that one!







Pucker up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fragadelic]

Kill Them All and Let God Sort 'Em Out

 

[FreeballinDC]

Fuck You Too, Bitch!

 

[FreeballinDC]

What? I Can't Even Get A Pity Fuck?

 

[the nature boy]

teabag me

 

[onerepmaximum]

This girl I used to date wrote her own sayings on them with a pen and gave them to me. My favorite was short, simple and to the point, "fuck me". I still have it in my desk drawer.

 

[Zebo]

"Lovers are like noses, and I pick you."

 

[Ganryu]

Chilidog.

 

[JuicePimp]

My favorite dont even have a saying. They are just blue with a line down the middle.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I love you.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

 

[Smurfy]

DO ME.

 

[Y_lifter]

Wine me
Dine me
69 me

 

[AustinTX]

Suck Me Beautiful

LOL, that's a great line.

 

[argent]

"tastes like chalk"