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Whats the best way to commit suicide?

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So youve decided to head to the checkout line early, how and why that means?
Lets say you just got results of some medical tests you had done on friday, that you indeed do have a fatal astro brain tumor.Youre scheduled for brain surgery next week, followed by painful rehab just to extend your life by a few months, but would be a slow painful end. You decide funk that Im doing it my way. So what would be your preferred means and why?
 
A long hose from the exhaust tip to the driver's seat. Not painfull at all and deadly most of the time.
 
Hah... bad setup scenario now. I hear about far too many cancer turnarounds now. No one should ever give up as long as they are not bedridden and at the brink of death.

That used to be a good one tho!
 
Manny 78: carbon monoxide poisoning, slow but effective nontraumatic way to go. not bad

Killahbee: youre not even trying ;o()

Bilestew: I hear ya, just trying to generate some chatter here with this one.

Mr Plunkey: Dont bogart my scenario, give the brotha break. Ummmm, how about, dang cant think of another one. Okay that brain tumor is nonoperable, those still exist, so you still have very rapid painful morbid end in short order. So how and why?

Allon: the john belushi, now thats going out with some style! pizazz, I like it.
 
I wuld throw some $2000 an hour hookers into that party also. They would be unaware of my fate until it was too late.
 
I used to say when I was a young kid, that I would go to the top of the highest building in the world, shoot up with heroin and maybe some k, coke, whatever bumps, then throw myself off.
 
Allon: I hope you get a fatal brain tumor so I can hang with ya bro! lol

Rex: why fellate it first? j/k
 
I am on the way to that brain Tumour, just need to read another 10 - 15 Dirk howatt posts and I will be on my way to a sure brain implosion. It's a good way to go though. Highly entertaining.
 
Killahbee: yikes, I can see the first part, but off a building and then splat? I couldnt handle the final seconds. definitely effective though I give you that.


Allon: I hear ya on that one, for the sake of your physical and mental wellbeing stay away from the DH posts. Quick efficient meltdown of internal organ, specifically the brain, I still prefer the john belushi way with the hookers. SO dont read too many, aim for the brain tumor, then stop.
 
A few weeks ago some guy in New Jersey tied a rope around a pole the other around his neck, got in his car and floored the gas and ripped his own head off.

Gotta wonder at what point did he go...Hey, I've got it. I'll do it this way.
 
I can't stop readin him man, I am highly anticipating his next move. I have reread some of his posts and they get funnier each time. I am dead for sure.
 
WODIN said:
A few weeks ago some guy in New Jersey tied a rope around a pole the other around his neck, got in his car and floored the gas and ripped his own head off.

Gotta wonder at what point did he go...Hey, I've got it. I'll do it this way.
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MAJOR ATTENTION WHORE!!!
Gruesome and he got some play on the news. I like the pizza guy with the bomb around his neck who robbed the bank, then when the police caught him, his head exploded. They still dont know if it was suicide or someone forced him. The fbi suicide plan. What about you Wodin, any preferences?
 
Am I the only person who has never considered doing this? I'm not sure of the most effective means for suicide, but my uncle used a handgun to the head 2 yrs ago,and it seemed pretty damn effective.
 
BrothaBill said:
Killahbee: yikes, I can see the first part, but off a building and then splat? I couldnt handle the final seconds. definitely effective though I give you that.
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absolutely. your final seconds in life would be filled with a pure adrenaline rush mixed with insane fear/anticipation at the fact that you are going to die in .3 seconds
 
WODIN said:
A few weeks ago some guy in New Jersey tied a rope around a pole the other around his neck, got in his car and floored the gas and ripped his own head off.

Gotta wonder at what point did he go...Hey, I've got it. I'll do it this way.
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Out fucking standing!

So what happened to the speeding car with headless driver?
 
Allon: Got you cornered with his logic does he? Six moves away from checkmate. Youre just a masochist arent you?

Smurfy: no thoughts of this, lucky you! Handgun, an oldie but a goodie!

Killahbee: Youre just twisted mang!

Mr db: come on out with it! Whats your final solution?

Allon: Sweet, hit up ebay, pick up a car AND some dianabol!
 
Allon said:
Its on Ebay
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I mean immediately after. Did it go speeding down the street until it crashed into something, or did it just grind to an anticlimactic halt?
 
They had a dude at work who's Dr. told him that he had inoperable liver cancer. He started giving away all of his shit ... then another Dr. told him the first Dr. fucked up. There was nothing wrong with him.
 
Well I guess you cant get too pissed about receiving news that youre going to actually live. And Im sure that people would give him back his stuff after he told him. God what kind of person wouldnt LOL! Sux if he gave it to charity or goodwill.
 
BrothaBill said:
Well I guess you cant get too pissed about receiving news that youre going to actually live. And Im sure that people would give him back his stuff after he told him. God what kind of person wouldnt LOL! Sux if he gave it to charity or goodwill.
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Yeah ... he gave most of his stuff to family members.

Before I head to the final checkout line I'm going to get three of four 2nd opinions.
 
Second opinions are necessary, youre going to die AND youre ugly! Did you share with us your preferred method? Id just cut the main artery in the left wrist where you take a pulse, youd just get tired and go to sleep as you bled out, simple. If I changed my mind all Id have to do is tie a tourniquet around my arm, stop the bleeding.
 
BrothaBill said:
Second opinions are necessary, youre going to die AND youre ugly! Did you share with us your preferred method? Id just cut the main artery in the left wrist where you take a pulse, youd just get tired and go to sleep as you bled out, simple. If I changed my mind all Id have to do is tie a tourniquet around my arm, stop the bleeding.
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Something that would put a smile on my face before I go ... maybe cook up some K4 dilaudids.
 
Didnt that cult in california a few years ago do something like that, heavens gate cult I think? Some vodka and something like dilaudids I forget. That was weird, they thought a space ship was coming behind a comet. All laid in bed with brand new nike shoes on and died. I heard they cut off their testicles too on some previous belief.
 
Smurfy said:
Am I the only person who has never considered doing this? I'm not sure of the most effective means for suicide, but my uncle used a handgun to the head 2 yrs ago,and it seemed pretty damn effective.
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I would never consider either it if I had a large, warm rack available 24/7.
 
Hazlet, NJ Beheading Case Solved
The mystery of a coincidental beheading victim found 30 miles from the murdered New Jersey family has been solved.


According to Nuss, Persieck decapitated himself by using three separate ropes, tying one end of each around a light post in the back parking lot of the theater located on the northbound side of Route 35, and the other around his neck.

Once the ropes were secure, Persieck got into his 2004 Ford Explorer and started to drive. His head was found approximately 100 feet from his body, Nuss said.

"There were no skid marks, so we don’t believe that he was going at a high rate of speed. He had about a 40-foot run-up so we figure at best he was doing 30 mph at the moment of decapitation," Nuss said.

The vehicle coasted to a stop about 200 feet later, after it hopped a curb and hit a small tree. Nuss said that it was evident after talking to family members and discovering other supporting materials, that it was a suicide.

"Apparently, he [Persieck] had been having problems recently in his life. He left six pages of notes in the vehicle, which we found afterward," Nuss said. "The kids who found the victim were definitely shaken up."
 
sky diving into the superbowl, and right before you glide down to the turf you detonate the 4 sticks of dynomite attached to your body and blow yourself up for the world to see:lmao:
 
High explosive...
As long as it's painless, I don't care, but I have to be incinerated or blown up.
cuz I don't want to leave a body for the Coroner's office...that's the goal.
 
BrothaBill said:
Second opinions are necessary, youre going to die AND youre ugly! Did you share with us your preferred method? Id just cut the main artery in the left wrist where you take a pulse, youd just get tired and go to sleep as you bled out, simple. If I changed my mind all Id have to do is tie a tourniquet around my arm, stop the bleeding.
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Well screw it, I just did it...best wishes from beyond...








I can see the tunnel of light.....









I wonder if I will dream....










I can see into the future...








Johnny Carson is here too, I thought he was still alive.....







Falcons get their ass kicked....






Wait a second...I wanted to see that game...






wheres that tourni
 
TheOak01 said:
if Im asleep its ok
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why go through that? That just sucks. Even if you are unconscious, that's a voilent way to go...and you may live.
 
well fuck,I guess my plan is gone, I figured if it ever came to that by taking a entire bottle I would slip into a coma and go peacefully.

I mean ya if you take a bottle of aspirin you will likely live,but not percs man,they are strong mother fuckers
 
Themachine01 said:
Hazlet, NJ Beheading Case Solved
The mystery of a coincidental beheading victim found 30 miles from the murdered New Jersey family has been solved.


According to Nuss, Persieck decapitated himself by using three separate ropes, tying one end of each around a light post in the back parking lot of the theater located on the northbound side of Route 35, and the other around his neck.

Once the ropes were secure, Persieck got into his 2004 Ford Explorer and started to drive. His head was found approximately 100 feet from his body, Nuss said.

"There were no skid marks, so we don’t believe that he was going at a high rate of speed. He had about a 40-foot run-up so we figure at best he was doing 30 mph at the moment of decapitation," Nuss said.

The vehicle coasted to a stop about 200 feet later, after it hopped a curb and hit a small tree. Nuss said that it was evident after talking to family members and discovering other supporting materials, that it was a suicide.

"Apparently, he [Persieck] had been having problems recently in his life. He left six pages of notes in the vehicle, which we found afterward," Nuss said. "The kids who found the victim were definitely shaken up."
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I'm a mortician and have my few dozen. this bro here takes the cake.
 
i have a mossberg 12 ga. pistol grip..........i get your point though, Hung, i don't think i have the minerals to do it anyway.
 
4everhung said:
nope,try it
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Saw WW2 photos of japanese soldiers who committed Hari kari, thats how they did, one dude's toe was still on the trigger. Its possible fo sho!
 
i know this guy that used a nail gun and it didnt quite work.
 
Wootoom said:
i know this guy that used a nail gun and it didnt quite work.
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Head shot? itll work if aimed at the chest and it pierces the pericardium, the sac around the heart, thats happened before.
 
BrothaBill said:
Saw WW2 photos of japanese soldiers who committed Hari kari, thats how they did, one dude's toe was still on the trigger. Its possible fo sho!
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no you need an item firm enough
curtian rod for example
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
High explosive...
As long as it's painless, I don't care, but I have to be incinerated or blown up.
cuz I don't want to leave a body for the Coroner's office...that's the goal.
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I'd like to go that way too. Blown into a million pieces at the speed of light.
 
biteme said:
I'd like to go that way too. Blown into a million pieces at the speed of light.
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I wouldn't say that fast, but fast.

HighE is around 27,000 feet per second
light is around 186,282 miles a second


I just don't want to leave a body...
 
4everhung said:
no you need an item firm enough
curtian rod for example
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Lets make sure he does it right!! No I swear I saw a picture with the japanese soldiers killed themselves by using their toe, I didnt see a curtain rod or anything lying about. I can see the picture in my mind, his toe was still on the trigger mechanism, maybe they were more sensitive back then. I dunno, maybe they used something else and his toe lurched up into the trigger area, not an expert by any means, just what I saw. Maybe they tied something to their toe, or tied their toe to the trigger, certainly possible that Im wrong, just didnt look that way.
 
sit in my garage, car running, hose from exhust into drivers cab, eating a pizza, with my favourite cd on and just drift away
 
I'd like to say first off that I do not condone suicide in any form. I think it's a terrible thing and no one should ever do it. There are things in this life to live for. With that being said, the most appropriate form of suicide will be different depending on the circumstances involved.

If one is simply tired of life and ready to end it now then an appropriate form would be to take a great number of sleeping pills or sit in a car with the exhaust feeing into the car. A nice, slow, painless way to die that matches the sentiment for leaving.

If one is angry at people or circumstance, a more violent form of death is appropriate. Guns, blades, etc. Something that would make a mess and have to be cleaned up. It also involves a bit of pain which is complimentary to the anger.

If one is discouraged about a loss, whether it be a loss of job, a divorce, the loss of a child, etc. the way I envision to be appropriate is massive amounts of alcohol. It involves a deadening of reality in the process and is one that you have to continue in if you're going to be successful. That is, you have to keep drinking it. Every drink knowing what your intent is. Each time coming closer to leaving.

If one is sick and bored of life and would like to leave it with a bang then something like renting an exotic automobile and becoming involved in a high-speed chase with the cops ending in you smashing into an immovable barrier at a very high speed. One thing is this takes detication and forethought. You have to know where you want to end it and know that it's feasable and when you come to it you have to actually carry through. Also, there's a risk that they'll stop you before you are able to finish the job.

I'm sure everyone has their own interpretation of which way to die is appropriate for what circumstance but these are a few of my ideas.

No, I'm not suicidal.
 
Lestat said:
just jump off a big building
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Goddam! I dont see how any of you could possibly prefer that way you crazy bastards. Im going to stick to my original notion of cutting the radial artery, it was a tossup between that and hanging.
 
BrothaBill said:
Goddam! I dont see how any of you could possibly prefer that way you crazy bastards. Im going to stick to my original notion of cutting the radial artery, it was a tossup between that and hanging.
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Jumping off a building goes more with desperation than anything else.
 
If I wanted to die and not care about leaving a body,
I'd just grab an old needle and shoot up some air.
Fuck that hanging shit.
 
BrothaBill said:
Manny 78: carbon monoxide poisoning, slow but effective nontraumatic way to go. not bad

Killahbee: youre not even trying ;o()

Bilestew: I hear ya, just trying to generate some chatter here with this one.

Mr Plunkey: Dont bogart my scenario, give the brotha break. Ummmm, how about, dang cant think of another one. Okay that brain tumor is nonoperable, those still exist, so you still have very rapid painful morbid end in short order. So how and why?

Allon: the john belushi, now thats going out with some style! pizazz, I like it.
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Its ironic that you mentioned this-- i work in the ER and a woman came in with anxiety problems. When asked why, she said that her ex-husband,whom she finalized the divorce today, tried to kill himself by carbon monoxide poisoning. He left his car running, closed the garage door and locked the doors. Well apparently the car caught on fire during the process and he died a horrible, fiery death.
 
6_pak said:
Its ironic that you mentioned this-- i work in the ER and a woman came in with anxiety problems. When asked why, she said that her ex-husband,whom she finalized the divorce today, tried to kill himself by carbon monoxide poisoning. He left his car running, closed the garage door and locked the doors. Well apparently the car caught on fire during the process and he died a horrible, fiery death.
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If I was gonna kill myself over a divorce, I'd pay the bitch a visit before hand.
 
Sassy69 said:
Take some hi-oxygen (e.g. nitrox) down below 200 ft while diving and take a hit.
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I'd probably go w/ a heavy weight belt or tie off to a deep wreck or something so I don't float tho. That's nasty. I also plan to be cremated & dumped over the Third Reef off Ft Lauderdale. Its a very comforting place for me.

But anyway, not to be morbid or anything.
 
Teen took online advice to kill himself

A lovesick Greek teenager committed suicide after receiving detailed online instructions from another Internet user, police said on Thursday.

The teenager joined an Internet chatroom and asked for advice on how best to commit suicide, Athens security chief Stefanos Skotis told reporters after an investigation. "The man who committed suicide was an internet user who discussed suicide with other people online," Skotis said. "A message was found (in the dead man's computer) which said he should take a specific agricultural pesticide if he wanted to kill himself." Skotis said authorities had located the man who sent the message but he was yet to be charged.

The teenager, heartbroken after he and his girlfriend split up, used the pesticide to take his own life last September.

Source: http://www.reuters.com/

I would refrain from discussing these matters.
 
Subzeero said:
Teen took online advice to kill himself

A lovesick Greek teenager committed suicide after receiving detailed online instructions from another Internet user, police said on Thursday.

The teenager joined an Internet chatroom and asked for advice on how best to commit suicide, Athens security chief Stefanos Skotis told reporters after an investigation. "The man who committed suicide was an internet user who discussed suicide with other people online," Skotis said. "A message was found (in the dead man's computer) which said he should take a specific agricultural pesticide if he wanted to kill himself." Skotis said authorities had located the man who sent the message but he was yet to be charged.

The teenager, heartbroken after he and his girlfriend split up, used the pesticide to take his own life last September.

Source: http://www.reuters.com/

I would refrain from discussing these matters.
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That thought crossed my mind.

For the record, I'd only consider taking my own life if I had a terminal condition that would only put a burden on my loved ones. I think we should have the right to make that choice.
 
BrothaBill said:
Lets make sure he does it right!! No I swear I saw a picture with the japanese soldiers killed themselves by using their toe, I didnt see a curtain rod or anything lying about. I can see the picture in my mind, his toe was still on the trigger mechanism, maybe they were more sensitive back then. I dunno, maybe they used something else and his toe lurched up into the trigger area, not an expert by any means, just what I saw. Maybe they tied something to their toe, or tied their toe to the trigger, certainly possible that Im wrong, just didnt look that way.
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sorry
 
4everhung said:
sorry
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dont be, I have no clue really if its possible or easy to do, too many variables and a picture doesnt always tell the whole story I just assumed that when I saw it. Id have to look at it again, maybe Id see something new but that WW2 picture book is long gone by now. Was my grandfathers.
 
BrothaBill said:
dont be, I have no clue really if its possible or easy to do, too many variables and a picture doesnt always tell the whole story I just assumed that when I saw it. Id have to look at it again, maybe Id see something new but that WW2 picture book is long gone by now. Was my grandfathers.
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heh
 
If I decided that I had nothing to lose and nothing to live for, I would arm myself to the teeth and rob a bank with a "they won't take me alive" mentality. So I'll either end up going down fighting or get away and live high on the hog somewhere in Costa Rica.
 
I've had a newpaper clipping in my wallet for several years now:

MAN Kills Self On Birthday
El Cajon - Joseph Harold Frost, recently diagnosed with a brain tumor,
leapt to his death from a vintage airplane he rented to celebrate his 88th birthday.
Frost took off his safety belt at 300 to 400 feet, stood up in the open cockpit
of the two seat biplane and wnt over the side Monday, despite the pilot's efforts
to wrestle him back into the plane.
 
Death by cop...

Pull a Terminator 1 and walk into a police station, armed
to the mother fucking teeth, and just start dusting pigs off.
...till one got you.
:bigbuck:
 
trailseeker said:
So we have one thread asking the best way to commit suicide, and another thread asking how old you think you'll live to be. You guys are fucked up.
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You just figure that out?????
 
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