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Calling in sick tomorrow. When i return tuesday if they ask what i have or got what should i say?
Dont know whats going around
Dont know whats going around
whats going around (sickness)
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youpissmeoff
Banned
Doesn't matter. Nobody believes someone that calls in sick on Monday.
Haha well i havent called in sick all year and the past 3 yrs ive used 4 sick days in 3 years. always a tue-thur type day.
So screw it lol
So screw it lol
The guys around me have a nasty cough. Almost to point that i'm about to strangle one of their asses. I heard theres a whooping cough goin round actually 20/20 maybe.
My typical call in is the shits. Ate some bad pork. 24hr sickness, understandable by bosses, no doctor visit required, people usually want to leave the subject alone.
My typical call in is the shits. Ate some bad pork. 24hr sickness, understandable by bosses, no doctor visit required, people usually want to leave the subject alone.
thanks man! hopefully I get his voicemail. I do NOT want to work tomorrow
ya know if u really want to make this realistic and doubt free u set ur alarm for 3am-ish and call ur boss' desk phone half asleep and leave a message tha u've been ass huggin the potty all night. the sleepy voice just adds to the realism. i can almost guarantee that 60% of the time it works every time.
Acute gastritis or upper respiratory infection ftmfw
Tell him you finally got the HIV flu after months of taking poz loads. You've been sick all weekend but should be well enough to come in Tuesday. Reassure him you're not contagious unless you drop a load in someone, and even then it's not guaranteed. See you Tuesday!
AHhahahahah.
Im free and clear. I used your story ceo. he BOUGHT it
Im free and clear. I used your story ceo. he BOUGHT it
telling a lie is wrong mmmm kkkkkkk..
http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/idepc/diseases/pertussis/pfacts.pdf
Attached is the Health Alert we sent out to allied health agencies regarding this outbreak. The above link is the quick, simple, general information that can help you or your staff understand the disease. This will be helpful for recognizing ,reporting and protecting them, their patients and their families.
If you have any questions, let me know.
Jeffrey M. Groess
HealthEast Medical Transportation
http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/idepc/diseases/pertussis/pfacts.pdf
Attached is the Health Alert we sent out to allied health agencies regarding this outbreak. The above link is the quick, simple, general information that can help you or your staff understand the disease. This will be helpful for recognizing ,reporting and protecting them, their patients and their families.
If you have any questions, let me know.
Jeffrey M. Groess
HealthEast Medical Transportation
u planted a truancy seed in me.i'm still in bed watching a movie and answering emails from my blackberry. it just sounded like a good idea, plus my boss has a mtg from 8 to 11 so he won't even know i'm not there. and a friend that owes me money dropped a check off that i need to desposit. plus i have an important orbit nutrition order should be here at 11. shit i could justify this all day.
Didnt you just say
"I commute from the bedroom to the dining room daily?
Nice negative karma bookie mod life
No shit eh
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Spartacus
Guest
divide and conquer
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Spartacus
Guest
speaking of commutes
I walked to the pool
oh yeah
that supermodel blonde nanny I'm 90% positive is european was there without the youngsters
she had a friend too
two minutes after I arrive they leap up and start pushing each other in the pool
standing on each other shoulders doing back flips
yeah fuck me
I walked to the pool
oh yeah
that supermodel blonde nanny I'm 90% positive is european was there without the youngsters
she had a friend too
two minutes after I arrive they leap up and start pushing each other in the pool
standing on each other shoulders doing back flips
yeah fuck me
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Spartacus
Guest
I maybe might being fact checking today
I've already queried one of the young swingin' dicks
me: what's her deal
him: blaha balh balh balh blah...she's 18
I've already queried one of the young swingin' dicks
me: what's her deal
him: blaha balh balh balh blah...she's 18
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Spartacus
Guest
back in college one of my frat bros talking about "dating" younger women
meaning us men of 22, 23 years old making on the freshmen crop
"everything you do is great"
meaning us men of 22, 23 years old making on the freshmen crop
"everything you do is great"
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Spartacus
Guest
so you're from Minsk?
that's the capital of Belarus
her: how did you know that
me: I studied law in the Czech Republic
that's the capital of Belarus
her: how did you know that
me: I studied law in the Czech Republic
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Spartacus
Guest
check mate
