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What'd you do this weekend?

TheProject

TheProject

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Busy weekend for me...

Went out drinking Friday night
Corporate Challenge bench press comp Saturday
Napped
Fell over a fence
Fixed my power washer
Washed about 1/2 the house and the driveway
Pulled off rotten siding
Found some rotten wood underneath
Replaced the rotten wood
Bought a table saw because cutting plywood with a circular saw is a pain in the ass
Scraped and caulked
Took down old coax cable
Laundry
Paid bills

I think that about covers it...beat that for excitement.
 
took a nap Saturday afternoon, bought 6 cds yesterday.

edit: ordered some protein yesterday.
 
Partied in Ocean City.
Came home.
Slept in.
Bought a couple CDs.
Relaxed.
Hung out with some old friends.
Did laundry.
Watched the last half of Kindergarten Cop.
Watched some roller hockey.
Slept.
Came back to this trashhole of a job.
 
Friday night quit my cocktail waitressing job and told the SOB of a manager off.
Saturday got my hair did and went shopping. Then I was a lazy ass for the rest of the day didn't even go out that night kinda lame I guess. Oh but I did get some laundry done.
Sunday I went horse back ridding. Sunday night prepared my meals for the week.
:qt:
 
Seashell said:
More details are required here... ;)
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I figured someone would catch that. :D

I have a 4' chain link fence in my back yard, and had to put the big dog on a chain to keep her from jumping the fence. The little dog (about 18" tall) had not shown any interest or ability, so I didn't worry about him.

Then he jumped the fence.

I figured, the fence is damaged and a little low, so I'll fix it, and he won't be able to jump the fence anymore.

Then he jumped the fence again.

So the little bastard got a chain of his own, but this weekend, I was outside, and left him off of it, thinking he wouldn't make a run for it. Well, he made a break for it, and I had to go over the fence to get him. Shouldn't have been a big deal, but my foot slipped off the top rail, and I was too far over to go back, so I ended up somersaulting over the fence, and kinda rolling to the ground. It was graceful. Really.
 
TheProject said:
It was graceful. Really.
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You really caught your shoestring in the fence and kind of hung upside down didn't ya?
 
Friday, worked out and then chilled
Sat, workout out, ran errands, watched hockey,went clubbing with my little bro
Sunday, recovered, cruised all day on the bike, Took some progress pics
 
friday - rest and relaxation

sat- spent whole day being harassed by car salesmen while trying to look for new car

sun - pool sun and barbeque all day.. Was a great day in NYC!
 
friday.....napped after work...talked to a few friends online for a bit
saturday....worked back and bi's, bike ride in fairmount park, another nap, fought with gf,
sunday....fought with gf some more, went shopping all day and bought nothing but pair of flip flops, out for dinner, and another nap......lol
 
Flew to Miami.
Ate at Jerry's famous deli and the China Grill
Spent some time in shops on Lincoln Rd
went to Ft Lauderdale
Shopped, ate, chilled
Went to West palm beach, checked on condos, looked at furniture, realxed
Flew home.
 
Friday night.. Dinner.. drinks and some awesome sex with GF.

Sat.. trained legs.. costoco..more sex.. then an evening at the swingers club with GF. Saw someone else I know from the gym.. hgal the fucking gym are swingers LOL

Sunday recovery.. watched movies.. ate A LOT and napped. Dick was still sore.
 
jerkbox said:
friday.....napped after work...talked to a few friends online for a bit
saturday....worked back and bi's, bike ride in fairmount park, another nap, fought with gf,
sunday....fought with gf some more, went shopping all day and bought nothing but pair of flip flops, out for dinner, and another nap......lol
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how the fuck are you fighting with someone you just started seeing dude.

you are supposed to be in the honeymoon period for at least 3 months lol.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
how the fuck are you fighting with someone you just started seeing dude.

you are supposed to be in the honeymoon period for at least 3 months lol.
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this is not a brand new relationship....otherwise , you're right there would be no fighting....and if there was that would probably be the end of that
 
TheProject said:
.....Shouldn't have been a big deal, but my foot slipped off the top rail, and I was too far over to go back, so I ended up somersaulting over the fence, and kinda rolling to the ground. It was graceful. Really.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Where's Tuc with his digital camera at a moment like that?
 
jerkbox said:
this is not a brand new relationship....otherwise , you're right there would be no fighting....and if there was that would probably be the end of that
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Did I miss something? less then 2 months ago you were womanless and anti-women?

Oh oh, you going down the road with an Ex young man aren't you!!!! :)
 
fz: i love how you conspicuously leave out the little detail of me working all day and then hitting the 21 and over club :rolleyes:

but yeah when it comes to movies, i'll take a cheesy teen flick anyday, if i want bloody war and violence all i need to do is turn on cnn

oh yeah, and i am a hick and dale jr. won on saturday night! :)
 
TheProject said:
so I ended up somersaulting over the fence, and kinda rolling to the ground.
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So you absorbed the shock of the fall by going into a shoulder roll... just like in the movies. that's awesome man

Friday- golfed after work then lifted, grocery shopping, potato gunned the neighbor, beat-off, bed.


Sat-slept till noon, lifted at gym then went to Boston to visit some buds, sweated my ass off walking around, spent $200 on a shirt and pants, also bought some shades, learned how to speak Bostonian from some peeps in the Common.

Sun-gym, golf, played the keyboard, cleaned the car
 
Oh Boy... you asked for it...

Friday
6pm - Girlfriend and I babysat for a friend who never gets to go out.
10pm - Go out to meet friends at to see a local band play (not my idea)
11pm - Bass Player spits beer on 3 girls we are with, luckily not my girl nor I.
12am - Leave Bar, girls are pissed after complaining and getting no where.
12:30am - Go to local bar with g/f, room-mate and his g/f.
1:30am - Go to house / hot-tub party.
2am - My friends brother is in love with my g/f and won't stop hitting on her.
4am - Get out of hot-tub too many naked people and getting way to handsy...(yeah I am not into group sex unless it is a big group of women and me)
6am Sleep
9am Wake
10am Sleep at g/f's place
7pm Wake
830pm - Dinner with my g/f and her friend/ex-g/f of mine/stripper and her new boy.
10pm - Drinks with my best friend and his girl/my girls sister and my girl.
12pm - More drinks at classy place in Clayton
1am - Clubbing at Deep6 with whole group. See lots of freaks we know, but dont's see out alot.
2am - Random cute girl stalks me, eventually gets guts and puts her arm around me and says .... "How you doing, good looking?" LOL that never happens to me... I said fine, while gently pushing her away. I would expect the same from my girl... so it's only fair.
3am - Go to my friends place have more drinks, play ping-pong. LOL
6am - Crash out at friends place.
11am - Wake up, my friend goes to get food.
11:10am - My girl wants to go wake up her sister - so we go jump in bed with sister.
11:15am - My girl pulls double dong dildo out of drawer and beings playing with her sister.. LOL. True story, but not what you think - she was just waking her up by placing an end on her face - I jump when the sister screams and then laughed for hours.
4pm - Go home and take shower w/my girl.
6pm - Get something to eat.
8pm - Lay around in my bedroom bulshitting with my girl.
11pm - Go to bed for real
 
tripleblonde said:
She said, "how you doing good lookin?"

lmao
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Yeah no shit... she was fucking wasted... I couldn't beleive it when she said it, it was classic. I felt bad for her because she was totally embarassed - it's not to often that a hot chick puts her arm around random guy in club with obvious intentions of getting laid and ends up getting turned down so quicly.

Unreal. I have been in that club a million times with no girlfriend and I was defenitely looking to get laid, and that never happened then. Damn the bad luck.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Yeah no shit... she was fucking wasted... I couldn't beleive it when she said it, it was classic. I felt bad for her because she was totally embarassed - it's not to often that a hot chick puts her arm around random guy in club with obvious intentions of getting laid and ends up getting turned down so quicly.

Unreal. I have been in that club a million times with no girlfriend and I was defenitely looking to get laid, and that never happened then. Damn the bad luck.
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lol....exactly though, stuff like that only happens when you don't want it or can't have it
 
chaos mage said:
So you absorbed the shock of the fall by going into a shoulder roll... just like in the movies. that's awesome man
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LOL...I was straight-up fucking Jackie Chan. Except for the whole "upside down, where's my hat, confused sorta thing".
 
Friday had a couple of friends help me clean out a rental house. The family that was there took off and left everything. Dirty clothes, dirty dishes, all their kids clothes and toys. The works. We took over 1000 lbs of junk to the dump. I already took a huge truck load to the goodwill.
Then went out to eat and hung out and had a few beers.

Saturday was my buddies 30th b-day. He called at in the morning to go skydiving for the first time. We sat through a 7 hour class for the static line jump. The class took all friggin' day. When it came time to jump, I was thinking, "Shit man! Am I ready for this?" I guess I was.

And I'm still smiling:)

Sunday caught up on all my laundry. Took all day long. Finished up in time to watch Sopranos and Deadwood.

Woke up this morning, still smiling:D
 
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