I know Rach and traz got eachother, pick3 got dick and certain someone got a giant purple toy, what else did you give and get today?
Fuck yo happy relationships. I'm spending valentines day with my 5 year old son.
I was so very close to asking my assistant out to dinner tonight.
Bought myself dinner.. two cheesburgers and fries. So fat 
whoa whoa who said anything about being happy?Fuck yo happy relationships. I'm spending valentines day with my 5 year old son.
Do you always shit where you eat?
I was so very close to asking my assistant out to dinner tonight.
I went to the gym and played phone games with ender while I was doing cardio
That's pretty much what stopped me. She even told me she was going home to sit alone in her apartment.
I got a WaterPik and a Sonic Toothbrush, let the laughter begin.
Don't forget the nudie pics. I'm not flying to you and vice versa.
You didn't say the magic words "hot tub".![]()
Lol damn... I knew I was doing something wrong
I stayed home with my 5 year old son, ate Target brand Buffalo Chicken Tenders, and played Wii sports resort with him until about 10pm. Put him to bed, then rubbed one out.
I think the assistant would have been a better story than that!
I got cock!!!I got a onesie that says I love my daddy and cologne. I got her a card, flowers and a pearl pandora charm signifying baby to be's birth stone. Oh, and I knocked the bottom out dat ass
I saw my kid yesterday morning,gave him chocolates,but im near the end of a two week straight stretch of work so I didnt see him much. now Im home all weekend while he is gone away with his mom and I may treat myself to either a rub n tug, or leave tomorrow after work and go snowboarding for a few days.
Rub N Tug ftw
I saw my kid yesterday morning,gave him chocolates,but im near the end of a two week straight stretch of work so I didnt see him much. now Im home all weekend while he is gone away with his mom and I may treat myself to either a rub n tug, or leave tomorrow after work and go snowboarding for a few days.
Rub N Tug ftw
I checked out the talent that was working at the local parlours on their website before I left the city,none of them really rocked my world.
Absolutely nothing. My wife and I show our love for one another every day rather than make shit expensive gestures once a year.
Cheapskate lololol just kidding
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I've paid almost a grand Sterling this year in vet bills for her smelly accident prone pug, so she gets fuck all![]()
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