What would you do....

[Fina Junkie]

if a girl sent you a text message at 3 in the morning wanting you to~ this is a direct quote:

" I want you to come lick my monkey and fuck the hell out of me"

serious replies only please


monk e gras

 

[argent]

I'm not so sure it is a girl. Perhaps they think you are a girl.

 

[digger]

Is this a trick question?

If she's in the same timezone I imagine someone would be screaming "Give me all your hot monkey love!" by 4:30 or so.

 

[Fina Junkie]

Unlikely as it my seem, a female wanting to have intercourse with a person with such a low IQ as myself, this is a true story.

 

[the nature boy]

" I want you to come lick my monkey and fuck the hell out of me"

sounds like a pretty sweet threesome if you ask me.

 

[Fina Junkie]

Well i was hesitant about the monkey, that's why I asked.

monk e gras

 

[BileStew]

She has a monkey? Wouldn't that be considered beastiality?

 

[Fina Junkie]

So everyone is against the whole monkey thing huh ?

 

[the nature boy]

So everyone is against the whole monkey thing huh ?

put it this way, the monkey is probably going to be a litte nervous too, so just give it a little bit of booze, play some soft music, maybe ask it to dance, and you both should have a good time. besides, all you have to do is LICK the monkey, it's not like you have to go all the way. besides monkey's are notorious prudes.

 

[Fina Junkie]

i hope the monkey doesn't get attached to me.

 

[BileStew]

i hope the monkey doesn't get attached to me.

It won't if it's not the one from the Bud commerical.

 

[Fina Junkie]

good, i'm just not ready for that kind of relationship

Anyway, I didn't go throw the rod to her last night. She is trying to deny the whole thing now. I have the messages saved. How should I blackmail her ?

 

[sweed]

she hot? cuz if i got a message like that, i'd put it in her if she was hot.. but then the monkey thing comes up.... so i dont know