What would EF be like if . . .

[SoloFlex]

everyone here worked out and was really really good looking

 

[tiger88]

i make up for about 100 members bro

cross cancels and shit bro

 

[OXANDRIN]

i'm really good looking. and i work out. i also ran my 5k in 18:45

 

[ohashi]

I'm kinda good looking. And I kinda work out.

 

[Pikaia]

i'm fat, pathetic, slovenly, and i look like i came out of the arc of the covenant. so yeah, you're correct, May

 

[SoloFlex]

I'm not May

 

[ohashi]

...

Aunt May?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

we would have cool things to talk about if that were the case

 

[from zero]

Bor, everyone on Elite is extremely good looking, huge, rich, powerful, and has a huge penis (or tits if you are a female). Get with the times.

 

[BileStew]

Bor, everyone on Elite is extremely good looking, huge, rich, powerful, and has a huge penis (or tits if you are a female). Get with the times.

Not true, I'm poor, have rickits and look like a disheveled Nick Nolte before he went to rehab.