Nathan said:I went to get my picture taken for the year book but those fuckers wouldn't let me get one without going home to get a tie so I told them to fuck off, which, now that I think about it was pretty stupid because they didn't give a rat's ass if I was in the year book and now I don't have a clever quote. Anyway, I went around signing everyone's year books with things like, "Hey Matt, want a dick in your ass?" And other probably primarily homosexual inuendos. Homosexuality was even funnier back then alright?
Y_Lifter said:Are you two conjoined twins joined at the Genitals ?
Nathan said:Thanks for the supportive words Happy. I love you a great deal you know.
Nathan said:
Two thing:
1) You used the words "conjoined" and "joined" in the same sentence and for that you should get at the very least a sticker of some sort - a shiny one.
2) You capitalized "Genitals" and for that I salue you sir.
***Smacks testicles against leg in a loud, yet melodious manner.***
spatts said:I was never a "senior," but if I had made it that far, my quote would've been, "Glad that joke is over."
aurelius said:
The third thing on this site that has made me laugh out loud. (well chuckle)
TheProject said:I think mine went something like this...
"One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey."
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