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What Was Your Senior Quote?

bigguns7

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If you're like me, you got to submit a senior quote that was published in the back of the yearbook. What did it say? If you're too old to remember, just post your favorite quote.
 
im a senior this year and i need to think about some good quotes but m friend that graduated last year said this:

"It's twice as grand in the sand"
 
I went to get my picture taken for the year book but those fuckers wouldn't let me get one without going home to get a tie so I told them to fuck off, which, now that I think about it was pretty stupid because they didn't give a rat's ass if I was in the year book and now I don't have a clever quote. Anyway, I went around signing everyone's year books with things like, "Hey Matt, want a dick in your ass?" And other probably primarily homosexual inuendos. Homosexuality was even funnier back then alright?
 
Nathan said:
I went to get my picture taken for the year book but those fuckers wouldn't let me get one without going home to get a tie so I told them to fuck off, which, now that I think about it was pretty stupid because they didn't give a rat's ass if I was in the year book and now I don't have a clever quote. Anyway, I went around signing everyone's year books with things like, "Hey Matt, want a dick in your ass?" And other probably primarily homosexual inuendos. Homosexuality was even funnier back then alright?

nobody ever read what you wrote right after you wrote it, they would cruise on to someone else.
also, to prove my point that nobody cared what I wrote, I just would sign it "Hope you get hit by a bus. Have a summer!"

boy was I clever.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Are you two conjoined twins joined at the Genitals ?

Two thing:

1) You used the words "conjoined" and "joined" in the same sentence and for that you should get at the very least a sticker of some sort - a shiny one.

2) You capitalized "Genitals" and for that I salue you sir.
***Smacks testicles against leg in a loud, yet melodious manner.***
 
Nathan said:
Thanks for the supportive words Happy. I love you a great deal you know.

lol - I didn't get that until I read mine over again.
I just meant that in general, people weren't paying attention.

I'm sure nathan got all kinds of attention though.

I'm sleepy.
 
Nathan said:


Two thing:

1) You used the words "conjoined" and "joined" in the same sentence and for that you should get at the very least a sticker of some sort - a shiny one.

2) You capitalized "Genitals" and for that I salue you sir.
***Smacks testicles against leg in a loud, yet melodious manner.***

The third thing on this site that has made me laugh out loud. (well chuckle)
 
spatts said:
I was never a "senior," but if I had made it that far, my quote would've been, "Glad that joke is over."

You didn't graduate from high school? I'm talking about high school here people, not college in case anyone is confused.
 
I think mine went something like this...

"One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey."
 
TheProject said:
I think mine went something like this...

"One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey."

brak rules
 
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