Maintennance at a local city pool. Greatest job I ever had. The entire staff (lifeguards and maintennance) were all my friends from the city that I grew up with. All we did was fuck around all day. THere had to be someone at the pool 24/7, so that's all "maintennance" did. I don't think I picked up a brush the entire 3 months. Shifts were from 8am-4pm, 4pm - 12am and 12am-8am. For the last shift all we had to do was show up and sleep in the pool house. We would just drink and smoke all night then pass out. I used to suck down nitrous in the parking lot before my shift then stumble into work while everyone laughed at me. We also had control of the PA, so we used to make a lot of inappropriate announcements.