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MichaelScott
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worked in a vet's office and had to help euthanize sick animals and then incinerate them, that blew, i lasted about 3 days lol
calveless wonder
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lol..
being a waiter at TGI Friday's sucked balls when i was a youngin in college....but i can imagine alot worse. i just hate dealing with stupid people, especially all day.
all my jobs/entrepeneurial ventures luckily have been pretty cool.
being a waiter at TGI Friday's sucked balls when i was a youngin in college....but i can imagine alot worse. i just hate dealing with stupid people, especially all day.
all my jobs/entrepeneurial ventures luckily have been pretty cool.
MichaelScott
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i had to help hold them down while they shot them up. oofaVagabino said:
calveless wonder
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MichaelScott said:
fuck, i could never do that job. i'd fall into a deep depression
i love animals way too much
MichaelScott
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i dont think they have feelings but i only did it like 2x in the 3 day span but i think i saw something in their eyes like wtf are u doing? but i could have been just looking for it
GoldenDelicious
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waiter for this fat ugly italian guy who thought he was really good
never did get to punch his face in...
never did get to punch his face in...
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borris
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dishwasher
GoldenDelicious
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ooo. did that once too. massive suckage - i slipped and fell on my ass, nearly broke my head - then while im on teh ground thinking "why me?" i look to the right, and theres a lovely pile of non slip rubber mats.borris said:
...shoulda punched taht guys face in too lol
jnevin
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Had a few. First job ever, I was a dishwasher at a seafood restaraunt. Came home reeking like fish and they had snapper soup that was caked on the pots. Had to use steel wool scrubbies that tore my fingers to shreds to get the shit off.
Another one was as a helper for a contractor when I was 18. I got bossed around by these fat, retard, chainsmoking, idiots, and was basically their gopher and carried and cleaned up after them for a summer. I felt obligated to stay at the job because a friend of my mom's got it for me. It didn't pay shit.
The other one was when I first moved out here. I was an office manager for a guy that makes custom furniture. He makes armoires that cost $6K and I got to meet Johnny Carson and Giorgio Marciano when we dropped the shit off, but I also made $4 per hour less than I thought I was going to and was working 10-15 hours per week more than I thought I was going to be. He was 3-5 weeks behind schedule and I was dealing with everyone when they called, they were always pissed, and he would always yell at me when I'd tell them I understood they were mad and i'd get it taken care of, etc. When things eventually got caught up, he fired all of the legal workers and moved illegals into the warehouse. Buttfuch.
Another one was as a helper for a contractor when I was 18. I got bossed around by these fat, retard, chainsmoking, idiots, and was basically their gopher and carried and cleaned up after them for a summer. I felt obligated to stay at the job because a friend of my mom's got it for me. It didn't pay shit.
The other one was when I first moved out here. I was an office manager for a guy that makes custom furniture. He makes armoires that cost $6K and I got to meet Johnny Carson and Giorgio Marciano when we dropped the shit off, but I also made $4 per hour less than I thought I was going to and was working 10-15 hours per week more than I thought I was going to be. He was 3-5 weeks behind schedule and I was dealing with everyone when they called, they were always pissed, and he would always yell at me when I'd tell them I understood they were mad and i'd get it taken care of, etc. When things eventually got caught up, he fired all of the legal workers and moved illegals into the warehouse. Buttfuch.
chewyxrage
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bagger at a grocery store in high school
lol this reminds me of my first carpenter job, working for a complete cracker wood tick milita type of guy.jnevin said:
i was always on edge around him, always tried not to fuck up cause he would bug out when i did.
well, i did fuck up, quite a bit and his patience was waning...the final straw was fuggin lolllol, though at the time i was distraught.
i was holding up a truss overhead and trying to nail it in place...i couldn't hold the nail and the truss so i had him hold the nail.
before i pounded it, he said whatever you do do not hit my hand that is holding the nail...and of course i full swung and smashed the fuck outta his thumb, missed the nail by a foot pratically
i'll never forget how loud he screamed lol
I've only had two jobs in my life. One was in a warehouse driving a forklift. I guess that would be "worst", but it wasn't too bad really. I sat at a desk and wrote one line riddles and philosophical notes all day, and when the office needed something picked from the warehouse, they'd ask me to do it. In 8 hours, I'd probably get 10 boxes of stuff needed from the office. No big deal.
The pay sucked though. So I guess that was bad. I think it was $8/hour, but it was like 20 years ago. lol
I got fired from that job for taking too many days off. ehhh. They also yelled at me for not cashing my checks in a timely manner. I would let several checks pile up without cashing them. I just did the job for the experience, really. Good times. Good people I met there too.
The pay sucked though. So I guess that was bad. I think it was $8/hour, but it was like 20 years ago. lol
I got fired from that job for taking too many days off. ehhh. They also yelled at me for not cashing my checks in a timely manner. I would let several checks pile up without cashing them. I just did the job for the experience, really. Good times. Good people I met there too.
calveless wonder
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gonelifting said:
what's the other job, mafia guy?
HR at Motorola.
God, it was a brain-rot the entire 8 hours. You wouldn't believe the fucking games we played there to amuse ourselves.
We used to make a bet to see who could get the female with the biggest tits hired. Black women always increased our chances.
Or we would do shit like hire a flaming queen as an employee or temp worker in a department where the manager was basically a Bob Barr KKK clone.
God, it was a brain-rot the entire 8 hours. You wouldn't believe the fucking games we played there to amuse ourselves.
We used to make a bet to see who could get the female with the biggest tits hired. Black women always increased our chances.
Or we would do shit like hire a flaming queen as an employee or temp worker in a department where the manager was basically a Bob Barr KKK clone.
txbondsman
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sold shares in oil drilling projects, sat on the phone cold calling people to send me money for these projects. We did blow during the day, or it REALLY would have sucked....
I also sold an "insurance" savings plan door to door for ITT, it seemed like a good plan to the average joe but if you really looked close at the fine print, it sucked major donkey dicks. If we didn't get to do blow on that one, it would have sucked too...
I also sold an "insurance" savings plan door to door for ITT, it seemed like a good plan to the average joe but if you really looked close at the fine print, it sucked major donkey dicks. If we didn't get to do blow on that one, it would have sucked too...
Working in a plastic compounding factory as a blender. I worked in 105 degree plus temperatures around chemical compounds like antimony oxide that would make my skin erupt into weeping pustules. I would itch myself bloody at night until I fell asleep in preparation for the next day's 12 hour shift. My coworkers were generally fools with no concept of safety playing around heavy machinery.
i dont know if any of my jobs were really crappy they were more just right for me at the time
a lot of food service industry type jobs
ice cream scooper
concession stand at the movie theater ($3.10/hr)
grocery store bakery
kitchen/dishwasher/cook at a bar (funnest job ever)
hostess
carry-out counter at a restaurant
and then there was teh telemarketing job
one job i worked at for 1.5 days and quit on my lunch break of the 2nd day. It was a fasteners plant where they made screws and bolts and shit like that/ how geigh and entire plant for screws. working in the office of the plant. sucked
a lot of food service industry type jobs
ice cream scooper
concession stand at the movie theater ($3.10/hr)
grocery store bakery
kitchen/dishwasher/cook at a bar (funnest job ever)
hostess
carry-out counter at a restaurant
and then there was teh telemarketing job
one job i worked at for 1.5 days and quit on my lunch break of the 2nd day. It was a fasteners plant where they made screws and bolts and shit like that/ how geigh and entire plant for screws. working in the office of the plant. sucked
GUESS
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calveless wonder said:
Fuck me!! Tell me about it, working with the public these days blows chunks. I worked @ IKEA for 6 years. Son of a fuckin' bitch!!! near the end of it I was literally telling smart ass pricks to come back @ the end of my shift and talk to me like that when my uniform was off and we're in the parking lot and then see who "the fuckin' clown was"!!
