What Valentines Day REALLY Means

[addickt]

We all know what Easter and Christmas and Thanksgiving means but..... Most people dont know what Valentines means..

It means kill your significant other.. Preferably with a arrow to the heart...

If no arrows are available... Please stab them with thorny roses and gag them with razor blade chocolates..

If you are too scared to kill them, at least make this the worst day of their year. Violence and Mental abuse are to be included but not exclusively.. Feel free to improvise or ad lib. Just create turmoil pain and confusion.....

For that is what Valentines really is about...

 

[Trance]

Are you SG's protege? Because if so, you need work.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've always thought it was a bit strange to have one day where you take the time out to really show how much you care for the person.
I've thought for the longest time that it would be far better to show love and caring all throughout the year, and then on that one special day - you could still call it valentine's day - you could then beat the living shit out of them for all the crap they put you through that year... awwwwww

http://www.catholic.org/saints/saints/valentine.html

 

[addickt]

Are you SG's protege? Because if so, you need work.

No I just have a drug and mental problem.... "I am trying Real Hard to be the shepherd"

I am not the tyrany of evil men... But you are the weak.

 

[addickt]

If you treat them nice today... they will expect it tomorrow and the next day. Then all you have is a spoiled bitch.

Dont start the horrible cycle.. Take the gifts back and buy some drugs or weapons. You will thank me for it later.

 

[HappyScrappy]

No I just have a drug and mental problem....

doesn't everyone on this board?
lord knows I do

 

[supersizeme]

HS that is a fine idea. I have always viewed Valentine's Day as a second birthday for a chick. They generally get treated better on this day than they do on their birthdays, plus they still get the gifts albeit not as many. For the Valentineless chicks it can be a day of hell, loneliness and loss of self-esteem, which makes for the perfect mindset for me to step on the scene and take all their worries away with a ball gag and some righteous asphyxiation coupled with vigorous anal.

Them: "Owwww what are you doing? That hurts!!!"

Me: "Shut up."

 

[dballer]

addickt.. here is one for you.

Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you.....I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted to
I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior (I could)
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit
Just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah)
And have babies fallin all out your ass
But thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
Cause I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey

I could take all the face paint off
And get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 pound axe
And stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd fuck the neighbor everytime I go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow (oh)
But I think I'd rather kill you
Cause we parked here all alone on this here dark allyway, hey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey

I'm the one that killed your precious cat
And stuffed 'em in your fuckin mail box (Whistle)
If I only hadn't cut off my hair
I'd choke you with all my dred locks
When I scream at the moon everynight
You shoulda known somethin just ain't right
Cause I'm gonna slap you (bitch)
And then I'm going to kill you
Cause the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey

I could go back to school instead
And try and get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall
Untill you fall into a coma
Cause I can't get you outta my head
I'd cut my head off, but then I would be dead
And I ain't the only muthafucka that's dying
So let's just die together
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homey (Let's just die together)

 

[addickt]

HS that is a fine idea. I have always viewed Valentine's Day as a second birthday for a chick. They generally get treated better on this day than they do on their birthdays, plus they still get the gifts albeit not as many. For the Valentineless chicks it can be a day of hell, loneliness and loss of self-esteem, which makes for the perfect mindset for me to step on the scene and take all their worries away with a ball gag and some righteous asphyxiation coupled with vigorous anal.

Them: "Owwww what are you doing? That hurts!!!"

Me: "Shut up."

Thats the Spirit. Spit on her too. They like that.

My wife loves asphyxiation. I think that may be my key to a life insurance policy someday. Stun guns are nice Valentines gifts too.