What Scares You?

[curling]

I fear God. Any one with all the power he has has my fear and respect.

Something bad happening to my family.

Birds. Birds scare the crap out of me. I am going 110 mph on the bike and of a sudden a bird crosses the freeway right in front of me. Scares me to death. If I ever stop posting its because I probably hit a bird or one hit me.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Strange how many people are afraid of birds. I wonder if there's some instinctual reason for this.

I don't care for spiders much. The bigger they get, the less I like them ...

 

[curling]

Strange how many people are afraid of birds. I wonder if there's some instinctual reason for this.

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There are others wow I thought I was weird on that one. They mainly scare me because I am afraid I am going to hit on doing crazy speeds and it is going to knock me off my bike. I mean I have been hit by a june bug that hurt bad in the forehead I can just imagine a freakn bird.

 

[Baoh]

Spikes randomly shooting through the air, and perhaps meteorites.

Birds? Puuuuulease. I only worry about them crapping on my head at the beach.

 

[muscle_geek]

I'm more scared of myself than anything.

 

[curling]

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Birds? Puuuuulease. I only worry about them crapping on my head at the beach. [/B]

I guess you have never gone a 130mph on chopper now have you? Then I bet you would understand.

 

[gsxr1000]

Did you ever see that news article where Fabio went to the unveiling of some new roller coaster. So it's him in the front seat and the rest of the things is full of like showgirls or something. So they go down the first drop and a goose flies right in front of them. Smacks Fabio right in schnozz. I don't remember if it broke his nose, but there was blood gushing all overhis face.


His only response was......"I can't believe it's not Blahhhdier"

 

[Outtlaw]

I only fear 2 things in life. Roaches, and flying (when Im not in the pilots seat of course). The worst is when you combine the 2 and get those flying roaches.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

There are others wow I thought I was weird on that one. They mainly scare me because I am afraid I am going to hit on doing crazy speeds and it is going to knock me off my bike. I mean I have been hit by a june bug that hurt bad in the forehead I can just imagine a freakn bird.

I've known about three people, in addition to yourself, that are afraid of winged creatures.

One guy that I worked with would duck if he saw a bird fly overhead.

A girl at work was afraid of anything that flew. I used to hide behind the water cooler (which was close to her desk) and make bat sounds -- it absolutely freaked her out/

 

[milo hobgoblin]

well..

The destruction of our nation due to the mass influx of illegal aliens. The destruction of our culture and our way of life...

that scares me.

 

[CipherLock]

other drivers

 

[TheProject]

I'm afraid that curling's a real person.

And I fucking hate birds. Nothing to do with motorcycles tho.

 

[curling]

I'm afraid that curling's a real person.

Well then be afraid very afraid.

And I fucking hate birds. Nothing to do with motorcycles tho.

Why do they poop on ya alot or what?

 

[Y_lifter]

Birds are an Old sign of bad luck or Impending bad news

We sent a Happy Birthday Card to an Aunt in Boston with a bird on the front.
She freaked out apparently. We heard about that for years.

 

[TheProject]

Why do they poop on ya alot or what?

No, I was attacked my a steroid-driven chicken when I was in high school.

And I'm not making that up, either.

 

[PoyeBoy]

clowns


im serious

 

[curling]

No, I was attacked my a steroid-driven chicken when I was in high school.

And I'm not making that up, either.

I don't know why but I have to chuckle when I think about you being attacked by steroid crazed chicken. That is just too funny. I can hear you now, "GET AWAY YOU CRAZY BIRD!!! AAAHHH!!!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

 

[HULKSTER]

What scares me?

John Ascroft and the Patriot Act

 

[THeMaCHinE]

clowns


im serious

Here ya go:

Image: http://www.badclown.com/files/sweet_tooth.jpg

 

[HANSEL]

Tyrannical Government + Death



I like birds

 

[THeMaCHinE]

No, I was attacked my a steroid-driven chicken when I was in high school.

And I'm not making that up, either.

The same thing happened to that girl I worked with that was afraid of winged creatures ...

 

[TheProject]

I don't know why but I have to chuckle when I think about you being attacked by steroid crazed chicken. That is just too funny. I can hear you now, "GET AWAY YOU CRAZY BIRD!!! AAAHHH!!!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

Well, I was actually in high school at the time, and in one of those desks where you can't exactly make a quick exit.

This girl came in the room carrying the chicken, and it took one look at me, and flew right at my crotch.

Birds are evil, I tell ya.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Here ya go:

Image: http://www.badclown.com/files/sweet_tooth.jpg

that one really isnt that bad, I hat the real life clowns, like straight from the circus

 

[SV2]

people like bikinimom breeding.. that scares the fuck out of me

 

[curling]

Well, I was actually in high school at the time, and in one of those desks where you can't exactly make a quick exit.

This girl came in the room carrying the chicken, and it took one look at me, and flew right at my crotch.

Birds are evil, I tell ya.

It must have been a chicken that turned gay from watching to many gay infested movies.

 

[Lao Tzu]

islamic fundamentalism gaining ground

Long term humiliation or helplessness

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Future Artificial Intelligence! Mankinds ultimate mistake!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

that one really isnt that bad, I hat the real life clowns, like straight from the circus

How about this one?

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/gallery/images/BM384F~1.jpg

 

[alien amp pharm]

fear: being tortured

 

[HANSEL]

fear: being tortured

definitely! Torture is truly abhorrent.

 

[jackangel]

"Keaton once said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

 

[Baoh]

I guess you have never gone a 130mph on chopper now have you? Then I bet you would understand.

Ever get afraid that stag beetles will slam right into your corneas, too, little wussling?

 

[Baoh]

I've known about three people, in addition to yourself, that are afraid of winged creatures.

One guy that I worked with would duck if he saw a bird fly overhead.

A girl at work was afraid of anything that flew. I used to hide behind the water cooler (which was close to her desk) and make bat sounds -- it absolutely freaked her out/

Bat vocalizations only sound like faint clicks to the human ear. If anybody is scared of that, they deserve a heart attack.

 

[curling]

Ever get afraid that stag beetles will slam right into your corneas, too, little wussling?

No dude I wear sunglasses. I am crazy but I am not stupid.

 

[jackangel]

I can understand being wary of birds when moving at 130mph on a bike, but I don't think it has anything to do with birds per se. I'd be concerned about anything flying through the air towards me. You're not afraid of birds when not riding, right?

For me, it's being buried alive, or drowning, or anything that involves suffocation. But those are remote and unlikely to happen. What scares me most is the prospect of being trapped in an ordinary, boring life...getting old, losing my mental/physical faculties, and dying in a morphine haze.

 

[TC2]

Peeps...*shakes fist in the air* I hate them SO much!!!! always lookin so innocent and cute, till you turn your back on them. Then it starts.
http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/

And midgets.

 

[HULKSTER]

Future Artificial Intelligence! Mankinds ultimate mistake!

BEWARE!!! The Arnold and T3 will be at the movies this summer!

 

[Optimus B]

snakes, safety of my loved ones.