What items do you keep lodged in your anus?

[havoc]

Its like an extra purse

 

[Auriflex]

Diamonds, but only when I'm heading home from the mine.

 

[WODIN]

I keep a 57 chevy belair parked just inside my anus next to a hemmaroid.

 

[The Ranger]

3 fingers and a gerbil

Ranger

 

[HappyScrappy]

3lbs of cheddar

 

[VooDoo Lady]

my head usually

 

[AAP]

And ya'll claim I'm obsessed.....????

 

[vixenbabe]

3 fingers and a gerbil

Ranger

Richard Gere...is that you?

 

[Nathan]

Jesus.

 

[saint808]

my head usually

LOL... great answer!

 

[beastboy]

tic tacs...gotta stay minty fresh.

 

[Y_lifter]

my head usually

Bwahahaha

Really !

 

[PoyeBoy]

I dont know, but it smells like a yetti and sometimes speaks to me in a foreign laguage

 

[The Ranger]

Richard Gere...is that you?

Heh heh heh....You remember that rumor Vix....Touche' to you babe...Karma fer ya

Ranger

 

[FreeballinDC]

Its like an extra purse

You are absolutely right. It's just like a womans purse!

Full of heavy shit.

 

[curling]

Turds until I get them out.

 

[WODIN]

I just found the keys to the Belair next to a polyp near my deuodenum. Thank God!

 

[FreeballinDC]

You better get that polyp taken care of.

 

[JDarty6173]

My own size 11 usually

 

[slickdadd]

Hall & Oates