what is your urinal technique?

[OXANDRIN]

i bank it off the side so there is no splash onto me..... also i never flush

 

[muscle_geek]

You got to get the arch right. The splash factor is especially risky when bastards like you don't flush.

 

[OXANDRIN]

The splash factor is especially risky when bastards like you don't flush.

i can't pee with a black guy in the urinal next to me

 

[OXANDRIN]

I try not to splash and flush with my elbow.

i like the automatic ones......no touching involved

 

[muscle_geek]

I flush with a round house kick. I also never pick the middle urinal if there are more than two. I'm not a social pisser.

 

[HumorMe]

I try not to splash and flush with my elbow.

 

[muscle_geek]

I'm also not fond of piss troughs. Its like a pissing fiesta.

 

[slobberknocker]

never really thought about it

 

[HumorMe]

i like the automatic ones......no touching involved

Come on! I'm talking about South Carolina. We just got flush toilets here!

 

[slobberknocker]

I'm also not fond of piss troughs. Its like a pissing fiesta.

ZEN

 

[rnch]

1. pull my levis down to my ankles

2. follow thru with underwear ( if i am wearing any that day)

3. check seat for "bombs"

4. sit down

5. whiz

6. groan deeply

7. wipe my shaven balls, head and piercings

8. reverse steps 1, 2, 3, 4

9. leave with a smile on my face!




this is usually the high point of my day at work.....speaks well of my job, huh?

 

[slickdadd]

I usually piss into a rubber tube out in the hall that runs all the way into the bathroom and the urinal. Then when I am finished, I walk into the bathroom, and flush.

 

[Lumberg]

Don't forget the post-piss shake. And I don't mean the protain variatie.

 

[Y_lifter]

I go for the most crowded section of the uriwall.
This way I can show off the beast to anyone that cares to check
him out..
Then I stand about 2 ft back to limit the back splash and give ample room for extension and reach..

 

[Lumberg]

I go for the most crowded section of the uriwall.
This way I can show off the beast to anyone that cares to check
him out..
Then I stand about 2 ft back to limit the back splash and give ample room for extension and reach..

you carry a pet ferret in your pants into the bathroom with you?

Weird.

 

[WarriorPL]

i try to pee in the corder or straight on the arch so there is no splashback.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Lumberg
you carry a pet ferret in your pants into the bathroom with you?
Weird.

His name is Richard

 

[Lee]

get close so i can bank it right in the center right above the water for no splash back.

 

[HANSEL]

I also angle it to avoid splashback...and my hands never touch anything in a bathroom (including the door) except my penis.

 

[Bullit]

I try to fire it right into a hole to avoid splashback.

I flush with my elbow.

 

[Lumberg]

One I saw this guy just standing there with his dick hanging out. He wasn't holding it with his hand but standing there like some explorer looking imperiously out from a mountain he had climed.

It was pretty weird.


Luckily at work we have the sensors so you just walk away. No matter how many tiem sI do it I feel badass!

 

[Baoh]

I piss in a toilet to avoid splashback.

 

[Bullit]

He wasn't holding it with his hand but standing there like some explorer looking imperiously out from a mountain he had climed.

LOL


I think it would be funny as hell to pull your pants & gonch all the way down to piss at a urinal... like how little kids piss.
Have your ass hangin out.

HAHAHAHA.

Fuck Im funny.

 

[Y_lifter]

One I saw this guy just standing there with his dick hanging out. He wasn't holding it with his hand but standing there like some explorer looking imperiously out from a mountain he had climed.

This is know as POSING..

It's kinda like the pose you do after hitting a golf ball sweet
in front of your homies..

 

[big_bad_buff]

one time me and a friend were both drunk, we walk into a public bathroom on the beach in florida. 3 urinals, 2 guys on each side pissing, so my buddy has to go in the middle of them. he says to me: WATCH THIS! he stand 5 or 6 feet back from the urinal and start pissing in it HAHAHAH both guys look over and are like HOLY MOTHER FUCKER!! it was so funny because my buddy didn't move, as his pressure decreased his piss wasnt hitting the urinal anymore, he was just pissing on the ground like a foot in front of himself in the middle of the bathroom.

 

[Radical Ice]

Damn, this is good stuff!!!
I could see this material in a Jerry Seinfield show... he and Kramer and George all discussing this matter using the exact lines from this thread...

 

[tempest2003]

i have stage fright, i cant go usually when others are arround, ahah flame on, but true!

 

[OXANDRIN]

I piss in a toilet to avoid splashback.

people who go in the stalls got small dicks

 

[OXANDRIN]

i have stage fright, i cant go usually when others are arround, ahah flame on, but true!

i'm irish too but i flaunt my shit as if it were 12 inches long

 

[rnch]

..... also i never flush

oh, so YOU are the guy who was in the stall before me, huh?

 

[natedog]

I piss along the water line at the front of the urinal bowl, or to the side if its one of the ones that doesn't stick out very far. Always flush with the bottom of my foot.

The funniest guys to watch are the ones who put their arm on the wall in front of them and rest their head on it while pissing, like they're gonna be there a while. I'd be done by the time I actually got into that position.

Big_bad_buff, I'd have had to kick your friend's ass if I was one of those two guys.

 

[Lumberg]

I pee into the urinal cake itself. I feel like it's my personal duty to dissolve that shit.

 

[DUSTY]

SOMETIMES I SIT AND SOMETIMES I STAND.

 

[BonerDude]

i was just in the bathroom and my coworker was at the urinal so I peered over the partision to see his technique but he was like WTF?

 

[OXANDRIN]

i was just in the bathroom and my coworker was at the urinal so I peered over the partision to see his technique but he was like WTF?

now he knows your gay as does everyone on elitefitness

 

[Lumberg]

now he knows your gay as does everyone on elitefitness

Wow great post OX.

 

[BonerDude]

now he knows your gay as does everyone on elitefitness

Nice try Mr. Wishful thinking.