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whoa!

is this *the* special_bill that people refer to in terms of wonder and worship?

glad to finally see you post.

now amaze and astound me with humor :)
 
special_bill said:
happyscrappy- your avatar reminds me of a priest i once knew...painful memories they are...

LOL - I'm in Boston - so trust me, I'm all over the priest thing.
as for the avatar - that is just me.
I'm on hot motherfucker.
so my mom says.
 
i have a co-worker with a very skewed sense of humor...

he says shit like "you know what's funny about about pediatric brain cancer?"...then he just walks off...

we are cancer researchers....

what's up with this guy?...
 
i work with this skinny little weirdo too...

he's always saying inappropriate shit like: "I'd love to spray my hot man sauce all over your shaved chest"

i think he's gay or something...not that there is anything wrong with that....
 
special_bill said:
i have a co-worker with a very skewed sense of humor...

he says shit like "you know what's funny about about pediatric brain cancer?"...then he just walks off...

we are cancer researchers....

what's up with this guy?...

:FRlol:
Somehow, I find that funny!
 
special_bill said:
i work with this skinny little weirdo too...

he's always saying inappropriate shit like: "I'd love to spray my hot man sauce all over your shaved chest"

i think he's gay or something...not that there is anything wrong with that....

what you need to do is dress all up in leather and then fuck him in the ass.
its the only way to deal with those types - you have to teach them a lesson.
 
HappyScrappy said:


what you need to do is dress all up in leather and then fuck him in the ass.
its the only way to deal with those types - you have to teach them a lesson.


I just love it when you talk dirty!
 
sometimes i work out in leather pants at the downtown YMCA...afterwards while showering i can get kinda stimulated...you know from the workout and all...so while furiously stroking my manhood in the shower, i'm constantly bombarded by guys offering to go down on me...i ask myself one question, "why do all these gay guys keep sucking my cock"?..i usually tell them they have thirty minutes to cut that shit out...
 
special_bill said:
sometimes i work out in leather pants at the downtown YMCA...afterwards while showering i can get kinda stimulated...you know from the workout and all...so while furiously stroking my manhood in the shower, i'm constantly bombarded by guys offering to go down on me...i ask myself one question, "why do all these gay guys keep sucking my cock"?..i usually tell them they have thirty minutes to cut that shit out...

I love the Onion :)
 
You are the reason why 1 visit to that place downtown was enough to Scare me Straighter than I already was...

When a Dude is in the locker room when you stash your stuff, and he is still in there after a 2 hour Workout,
One begins to wonder.
 
special_bill said:
who else does not want to fuck a fat girl this weekend but knows they probably will?....

ME!!!!!!!
LMAO.. I have guaranteed action from some fat broad I know. Hopefully her friends are hot so I can wheel one of them instead.
 
You ought to come around more often fucker, it's not like you're doing anything important at work...ignore the pesky cancer research and hang on elite instead!
 
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okay this is seriously fucking up my theory that happyscrappy is special bill... then again it kindof reaffirms it, too...
 
Puc said:
okay this is seriously fucking up my theory that happyscrappy is special bill... then again it kindof reaffirms it, too...

lol - no need to insult special_bill like that.
I don't think I've ever seen him until today - but I have heard mention of him.
but I'm just me.
 
HappyScrappy said:


LOL - I'm in Boston - so trust me, I'm all over the priest thing.
as for the avatar - that is just me.
I'm on hot motherfucker.
so my mom says.

Looks like one of the characters from The Onions Red Meat. :)
 
Mickey Knox said:


Looks like one of the characters from The Onions Red Meat. :)

yup - although technically it is "Max Cannon's Red Meat" - but yes, The Onion does link to it.

character's name is "Bug Eyed Earl"
 
Okay about 20 or so fuck yous to all my hommies on here for the old fart jokes. Anyone wanna massage my feet?

Specialness. Nice to see you posting buddy. Be real.
 
special_bill said:
i work with this skinny little weirdo too...

he's always saying inappropriate shit like: "I'd love to spray my hot man sauce all over your shaved chest"

i bet that pisses you off that he wants to waste it on your chest... you could always get out a spoon and gobble it up still.
 
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