What is up w/this chick???

[1bigguy]

OK, I need some opinions about this woman "friend" of mine. I have my idea of what's up but I need some confirmation from everyone. We met last summer at a pool party and hit it off from the get go. The trouble was she had just been dumped by her man who decided he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore. Well this was a 3 year thing and she was devastated. Well I knew she wasn't ready for someone new but I still couldn't help but be attracted to her and a friend of mine told me that she said she REALLY, REALLY like me. So we started hanging out and having a great time, but it was not going anywhere and I was put off that she was still whining about "why" with this other guy. So...I quit calling her, but she keeps calling me. After a few months of this I ask her out and we started hanging out again having great times as always. I decide I am sick of this and decide to make a move Saturday night to see what this was all about. Well that was a big ZERO. I guess she could tell I am a little put out so she is calling me at 2:00 AM asking if I am OK? Is everything alright? I say "yeah, goodnight" This morning its back at square one with 5 emails from her. I am DONE! i think....

 

[bullett]

Just tell her that you have a compulsion to lick her clit....

If that doesn't work, knock the hell out of her.

 

[OKIE]

Sounds like she has major issues man. Mine only advice is to be upfront with her about it. Next time she emails you, ask her what the hell is going on. You don't have anything to lose except her friendship possibly and if you are attracted to her and she doesn't reciprocate the feelings, then the friendship isn't going to work anyway.

 

[Y_lifter]

I used to go to POOL PARTIES back in Jr High...
Write her a note and stick in in her Locker.

 

[1bigguy]

I used to go to POOL PARTIES back in Jr High...
Write her a note and stick in in her Locker.

So..what do you do? Hang out at Walgreen's?

 

[notoriousQQ]

Maybe we should change your handle from bigguy to backrub because all you have been up to this point is a security blanket/comforter who has been her buddy and listened to her moan and bitch about why some other guy got tired of giving her the dick.

You need to tip the boat one way or the other. Here's how: confess your true feelings and tell her that you'd like to do things to her that would make a billygoat puke. Either she's in or she's out. Good luck big guy/backrub.

 

[rjl296]

Good luck big guy/backrub

thats pretty funny
dont be a little kid, say what you feel