What is blumpkins and spooning

[VicTusDeuS]

I saw blumpkins on cageds post

 

[Pineapple Devil]

you got me

 

[Lumbuss]

blumpkin is when you take a dump on a girls boobies then titty fuck her in it. spooning i think is when you stick your cock in her ear and have her yank on your balls and yell "operator!! operator!!!"

 

[cure]

blumpkin is when you take a dump on a girls boobies then titty fuck her in it. spooning i think is when you stick your cock in her ear and have her yank on your balls and yell "operator!! operator!!!"

 

[CAGED whiteman]

no no no, you all are wrong...a blumpkin occurs when a women/or man if your gay sucks your dick while you take a shit...they are great!!!!!!

 

[KAYNE]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THEIR DICK SUCKED WHILE TAKING A SHIT??? THATS SICK.


KAYNE

 

[Star]

spooning is when you lay with each facing the same way hugging...meaning guy and girl both facing right and the guy snuggled into the girls back holding her. Can't believe you didn't know that.

Star

 

[CAGED whiteman]

spooning is gay, dont even bother with that, get some sleep instead...funny how all you fuckers read my relationship advice thread but you cant give any adivce...i will remember that!!!!

 

[Paulos]

Dude...You took a shit on a girls chest. I don't think there's any recovering from that.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

she is into kinky shit like that...i thought i would just give it a try, she will come back eventually

 

[Lumbuss]

the best thing to do to a girl is make her pull out your ass hairs with her teeth right after you took a big soggy shit and your dingle berrys are alive and well. i want to find a chick to do this to me. i hate chicks who like to give guys the "captain crunch" they are fucking bitches, a girl tried to do it to me once but i knew what was up.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

I'm not sure what appalls me more ... a woman who likes the smell of a man's shit enough to blow him while he's freshly shat or that there's a name for this other than "blowing me while I'm dropping the kids off at the pool."

 

[Lumbuss]

Originally posted by johnny tougharms99843
Lumbuss, what the fuck is a captain crunch

That is when a girl is acting like she is kissing your dicken and going to suck it off, then she just bites down on it and leaves teeth marks on your dick and then yells "captain crunch!"

 

[CAGED whiteman]

whoa

i have never heard of a captain crunch...i would beat a bitch if she did that shit to me!!! mud fetishes are a lot more common than you would think.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

When i was with my girl last night she refered to what we were doing as spooning. I just thought it was kinda weird...spooning seems like something you would be doing if you were eating a girls ass...

 

[CAGED whiteman]

eatin ass is called tossing salad

 

[HansNZ]

I can't believe you guys don't know what spooning is, hehe.

Caged Whiteman, have you ever noticed how often you use the word "gay" in your threads? I wonder what a psychologist would say about that. I have my own theories.

 

[Hannibal]

spooning is when you lay with each facing the same way hugging...meaning guy and girl both facing right and the guy snuggled into the girls back holding her.

One of life's simple pleasures...