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What is a "siezure letter"?

newpump

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Silly question - I know it means that your gear's been siezed, but does it mean any legal action will be taken against you, or just that they siezed your stuff? Seems silly just to sieze without legal action (which is some scary shit). Whats the details guys?
 
there isnt enough resources for them to go after every person in the US who ordered some primo for a bridge, so they seize it and as long as you dont claim it no legal action will be taken.
 
COOL thanks Slopain - feel a bit more relaxed now :). Does ANYONE try and claim it ?!?!?! DUH! Yes officer - thats my illegal patch of gear you have...
 
That's when you find out that the Feds took all your Gear & you are out a lot of money & you go into Siezure.

Symptoms:
Convulsions
Eyes all watery
Jumping up & down like a little brat
Spend the rest of your life with your hands in your pockets walking down the middle of the street, head down, kicking a can.
More watery eyes
Start calling your Mother 'Mommy'
Move back into trailor park
Start dating toothless, hairy, unbathed women
Replace protein diet with carbo diet consisting of beer & cigs.
Sing old songs such as "What a fool am I" or "Statue of a Fool"
You join the French Foreign Legion
When you & a friend see a couple walk down the street & your friend says "nice ass!" you say......."yeah......he probly works out"
You pound your dick so much it looks like a hamburger patty
Eyes watery again

Cure:
Embrace the horror........there is no escaping hell.......you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
 
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