What if I created a steroid that....

[lanky]

I have been researching on factors predicting axillary odor(armpit odor) during the past few years...seems like androgens play a key role in this along with bacteria and oxidation of androstanes from diols to diones. What if i created a steroid molecule that held a specific property of making your armpits smell "good", yet have no real anabolic activity, therefore making it legal to purchase OTC, and non supressive etc....it will be a stable diol or single hydroxy steroid molecule,,should i continue research?

 

[off_safety]

i like my smell. i dont put on deoderant when i go to the gym, and ask for spots when i bench. its kinda entertaining.

 

[botrx]

What would possess you to research armpit odor?

 

[lanky]

What would possess you to research armpit odor?

i stink

 

[jackpup]

have you tried shaving? i heard that body hair can make odors worse!

 

[swordfish151]

WTF! LOL....thats why we have deodarant...I think they have the market cornered on this one...dont think you'll get to many people wanting to inject themselves just to cover up underarm order...even if you did make it into a pill form....reminds me of that Disney movie where the guy is trying to find a cure for bad feet odor....cant remember the name...

 

[big_boy_1]

I have been researching on factors predicting axillary odor(armpit odor) during the past few years...seems like androgens play a key role in this along with bacteria and oxidation of androstanes from diols to diones. What if i created a steroid molecule that held a specific property of making your armpits smell "good", yet have no real anabolic activity, therefore making it legal to purchase OTC, and non supressive etc....it will be a stable diol or single hydroxy steroid molecule,,should i continue research?

personally i doubt that androgens play a key role

they may contribute to the odor, but not to be the main cause.
Why not you try applying various steroids (test, deca, tren) to the armpits to see if the odor changes as your theory proposes?

It has been suggested bacteria converts androgens to some molecules that attract the opposite sex (pheromones).

 

[Triple J]

interesting ... for pheromone purposes, right?

 

[Advisor_x]

Think that a guy named Right Guard beat you to it,,....LOL

 

[lanky]

oh man...i just came across an androstane that has been overlooked during the development of prohormones,,,its chemical structure has been isolated from armpit sweat in small amounts, and wild boar secretions to...this is gonna change PH's forever...should be oral active....it is legal for now to....should be a potent androgen...i wont be able to slep tonight...i will be thinking of all the modifications to do to increase anabolic activity...i cant believe no one picked up on this one....


although it may be very toxic...and make you smell like pork

 

[bilter]

I'd be more interested in something that will keep my sack from stinkin.....maybe something that will make it smell like lilacs. This way when I go out to clubs and dance with some hottie that I'm going to take home when she goes down on me on the ride to my place it smells nice for her and not sweaty..............now that I would buy!

 

[mikefear]

lol @ this whole thread

 

[KD1]

although it may be very toxic...and make you smell like pork

I know some cops who will test it for you, lol.

 

[hrpiii]

"...and now added to the Banned Prohormone-Steroid list .... Speed Stick".

 

[ThepoolGuy]

how bout some Test prop and Tren ace speed stick you can rub on so you dont have to inject ed. Did you ever think of that beaker?

 

[lanky]

how bout some Test prop and Tren ace speed stick you can rub on so you dont have to inject ed. Did you ever think of that beaker?

test prop and tren ace molecules have to much steric bulk and lipophillic issues to be transdermal.

 

[automaticj5]

wow... hmm...

 

[MTS]

i know if i take in too much leucine...my armpits as well as my whole body smells like maple syrup...it smells good at first but then i get really sick of it after a bit

 

[brewers]

oh man...i just came across an androstane that has been overlooked during the development of prohormones,,,its chemical structure has been isolated from armpit sweat in small amounts, and wild boar secretions to...this is gonna change PH's forever...should be oral active....it is legal for now to....should be a potent androgen...i wont be able to slep tonight...i will be thinking of all the modifications to do to increase anabolic activity...i cant believe no one picked up on this one....


although it may be very toxic...and make you smell like pork

no offense scientist dude, but im sure there is some reason it hasn't been used and if not, some other poindexter read this thread and is beating you to it.

 

[jackpup]

is winny transdermal??







lol just kidding yall,, dont bomb me !

 

[lanky]

this weekend i will look over some info and do a little more research on the topic....i want to smell the same way i did using Ergopharm norandrostenediol. i was coplimented by several women at the time..

 

[hesoldschool]

i didnt expect to read what i read when i clicked on this thread... weird

 

[Cauliflower Ear]

why dont you creat a steroid that you only have to use one time...not lift or eat right and you will put on 100 lbs of lean muscle and keep it for life

 

[cat_fish]

Im sure the homeless would be forever in your debt.

 

[lanky]

the chemical i am thinking of using may have to be a topical application to the armpit, because of possible toxicity issues if in pill form. one of you was correct about the "RIGHT GUARD" idea..lol .