U see, when u get caught taking steroids, a policeman will come to your house and ask a few questions. Eventually, a judge will send you to a penetentiary and some guy who is black and outweighs you by 40-70 lbs will force you to endure homosexual rape. This guy will call you by his girlfriends name, make you walk around your cell like a girly-man, and he will pee in your mouth every morning. There are also no steroids in prison, and u can only watch cartoons.